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do you have a special name for your penis or female equivalent?

  

hardpathtowalk

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 6:23 AM

the last comment I made to dark laith spawns this one

hardpathtowalk

  

ZT

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 7:46 AM

Yes, my female penis is called "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

ZT

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 11:38 AM

In a word, "no".

TortillaFactory

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 3:48 PM

Oh, okay, so I guess you were talking about my penis. heh.

Um, well no, I don't have a name. The idea of naming ones' own genitalia always seemed odd to me. Like that one caller who called her vagina "Violet" and confused A&D for a moment.

Dark Laith

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 3:50 PM

I call my boobs Laverne and Shirley.

mandeemoo22

  

Colin

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 3:55 PM

"Come on Shirl!!!" - Laverne

Colin

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 5:33 PM

I have feminine itch.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 5:45 PM

I call mine the "Menopasal Mudslide."

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

ankiedada

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 5:46 PM

"the wet pink stick" (Andy Dick)

ankiedada

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 5:49 PM

I call mine "Amistad."

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

rayray

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 5:56 PM

My "danger zone", "fun hole", "Multi-purpose hole", "deet deet".

I just call my boobs "boobs".

rayray

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 6:00 PM

Multi-purpose hole

...Do you store stuff in it or something?

Dark Laith

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 6:07 PM

Is Pan Pan in there?

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

foob2011

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 6:22 PM

Most people call it "His Greatness" or "His Hugeness" or "His Enormousness" or "His Massiveness" or "His Giganticness". It's widely known throughout the world; I'm surprised none of you have heard of it.

foob2011

  

rayray

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 7:23 PM

Well, it's a multi-purpose hole cause a few different things go in and come out. Sex, giving birth, the menstrual cycle, and a Snickers bar when I go to the movies.

rayray

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 7:23 PM

I call mine: "Distracting pain in the ass, and why in the hell can't you go to sleep so I can think about something besides sex once in a while, you bastard!!"

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 7:31 PM

Thats a really long name

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 8:09 PM

So? Wanna fight about it?

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 8:31 PM

"Distracting pain in the ass, and why in the hell can't you go to sleep so I can think about something besides sex once in a while, you bastard!!"

—Dusty TheHick

...Well, my penis still doesn't have a name, but that's actually my general attitude toward it, heh.

Dark Laith

  

IsaidGoodDay56

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 8:35 PM

ZT calls my dork "Secret"
Strong enough for a man
But made for a woman

IsaidGoodDay56

  

ZT

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 9:44 PM

It's not a secret as much as it is a little white lie.

ZT

  

colecarollahehe

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:06 PM

I just call it my area.

colecarollahehe

  

Narcissus

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:19 PM
Edited Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:21 PM

I call my boobs Laverne and Shirley. —mandeemoo22

Let me guess. One boob produces milk and the other one produces milk and Pepsi?

Narcissus

  

Colin

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:31 PM

No. It's called "Hasenfeffer".

Her puppies produce Hasenfeffer.

Colin

  

Narcissus

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:44 PM
Edited Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:46 PM

I’ve never given a name to my penis. I do have a friend who calls his penis Mr. Wiggly. When I was very young my grandmother used to bathe me.

She could never bring herself to say the word penis. She would hand me a wash cloth and say to me, “Wash your whipsee-pipsee.”

Narcissus

  

oh-for

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:32 PM

Rayray said Boobs!

penis is "My Johnson", because one of my friends' last name is Johnson, and he hates that.
Another friend calls his "My dupie"--always makes me laugh.

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 8:25 PM

Let me guess. One boob produces milk and the other one produces milk and Pepsi?

No, they both only produce milk, but the left one (Laverne) wishes she would produce Pepsi. I always have to go to the grocery store for her to get Pepsi. Then, I pour the bottle into my nipple and she's happy. Shirley complains though because she doesn't like the smell of Pepsi. Those two boobs are so crazy.

So? Wanna fight about it?

Yes


mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 8:26 PM

because one of my friends' last name is Johnson, and he hates that.


I can relate. A buddy of mine used to refer to his apparatus as "Big Jim and the twins."

Dusty TheHick

  

hardpathtowalk

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 8:35 PM

i usually refer to my female equivalent as "she" or "her" such as "she wants you" and "do you want some of her" but only with my husband of course.....but thinking i would like to give her a real name....maybe medusa...because when my husband sees her...his cock turns to stone...hee hee...goodnight for real this time.

hardpathtowalk

  

sillygilly25

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 8:38 PM
Edited Monday, March 7, 2005 at 8:39 PM

I've never seen my female parts much less named them.

sillygilly25

  

nvgoddess

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 9:03 PM

I think I would feel wildly uncomfortable being with someone who'd named his or her "parts."

nvgoddess

  

ZT

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 10:32 PM

It is pretty creepy. Very 80s.

ZT

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 11:00 PM

...said the man who posted a picture of a breastfeeding Ronald McDonald.

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 11:08 PM

That was more 70s.

ZT

  

babyivan

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 11:22 PM

"peenee"?

babyivan

  

babyivan

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 11:22 PM

teenee peenee?

babyivan

  

babyivan

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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 11:23 PM

teensee peensee?

babyivan

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 10:09 AM

eensee weensee teensee peensee?

Dark Laith

  

babyivan

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 11:40 AM

eenee weenee teenee peenee?

babyivan

  

Passionate_Man

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 2:47 PM

for the love of christ

Passionate_Man

  

babyivan

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 2:50 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 2:50 PM

for the love of christ

—Passionate_Man


that's a good one!

babyivan

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 7:39 PM

—Passionate_Man


No, THAT'S a good one!

Dusty TheHick

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