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Friday, March 4, 2005 at 3:36 PM Top 10 Signs You Listen To Too Much Loveline
by Ryan Wieber 10. You have referred to yourself or another as, "A man of exquisite passion". 9. When someone asks you a stupid question you mock them by yelling at them in a made-up Native American language. 8. As soon as someone starts drama with you, you demand to know what happened with their father. 7. You refrain from droping the F, S, or A bombs during typical conversation by saying things like, "F-ed up" or "A-hole". 6. You have casually called a female friend or acquaintence "babydoll". 5. You have ended a conversation or phone call with the word "Mahallo". 4. You have eaten asparagus specifically to gague your "asparagus whiz" in terms of "hobo power". 3. You refer to headphones as "cans". 2. You cringe at the words "Junior College". 1. At random times in conversation, you drop the question "are you a mormon?" and always get a genuine response. —Ryan W |
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nvgoddess |
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Friday, March 4, 2005 at 3:45 PM
Edited Friday, March 4, 2005 at 3:52 PM Uh-oh, I'm a Loveline addict. 10. Yep. Mostly "another," since I'm not a man at all. 9. No, but I laugh just thinking about it. 8. I love drama. 7. Always. Well, not really. I love to use bad words. 6. I think this one's directed toward the guys. 5. A couple times, yeah. Good times. 4. Never. But it sounds like fun. 3. Nah. 2. Hey, we cannot judge. 1. Definitely!
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Darkfloyd |
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Friday, March 4, 2005 at 3:48 PM I have done 10, 8, 7, 6 and 2. No, really —Darkfloyd |
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Dark Laith |
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Friday, March 4, 2005 at 4:04 PM 8, 7, and technically 1 (I usually don't ask questions, but I do use the drops in conversation sometimes). I feel so inferior. —Dark Laith |
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j4k3 |
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Friday, March 4, 2005 at 7:50 PM I answered "Yes" to 17 of the 10 questions! —j4k3 |
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oh-for |
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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 4:14 AM How about regularly saying, "good times", "what are you going to do?", "we can't judge, impossible to judge", "aaiiieee!", "Whoooooooo? No, no, he no here!", and "literally a millionaire!" —oh-for |
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ejhansen71 |
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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 6:48 AM Or constantly complaining about left turn arrows, bad drivers and screaming "How DARE you" at friends at even the slightest disparaging remark. —ejhansen71 |
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ejhansen71 |
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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 6:59 AM Oh, and you consider anyone disagreeing with you "nothing short of an attack." —ejhansen71 |
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Forest Spirit |
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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 1:53 PM You're forgetting an obvious one: Whenever someone mentions that rape is a violent crime, you can't stop yourself from adding, "Where you come." Or whenever someone racial profiles, you yell at them that all cultures are beautiful and that we CANNOT judge! —Forest Spirit |
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rayray |
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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 1:59 PM 10. I'm a "woman of exquisite passion" 9. Never 8. OMG, yes. All the time or I say "Who molested you, babydoll?" 7. Always 6. On a daily basis 5. Can't say I have 4. I tried to once, but it didn't work 3. I thought boobs were cans. 2. I cringe whenever I walk into the doors of my junior college that I attend. 1. No, but I'm gonna start —rayray |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 2:41 PM
Edited Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 2:45 PM 10. I have indeed. I am one as well.
9. I make fun of my Native American friend by chanting and doing a rain dance.
8. I usually just wish them uteran cancer.
7. I take after Adam swearing every other word. The mics aren't hot.
6. No.
5. Typed mahalo.
4. I've gauged my mexican food farts. 22 hbs is as high as I've gotten.
3. I do indeed.
2. I go to junior college and constantly talk about how anyone who goes to junior college is a dumbass. Everyone looks ashamed when they overhear me.
1. No but I do say drops, including Virtual(Cyber?) Adam. I use Adam-isms such as: How dare you?!!, Fantastic!, Really??!!, Kiss my ass!!, etc. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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drewdrop |
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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 3:37 PM 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1 Ya I need help —drewdrop |
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Dubious Merit |
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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 12:24 PM I always declare I'm going to beat off and nap, then end up doing something else instead. A couple of hours later, "Oh, damn! I was going to masturbate!" I need to work on that. —Dubious Merit |
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Passionate_Man |
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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 4:08 PM 10. look at the name. 9. I mock them in a rant-like format 8. it takes more than once 7. sometimes i drop a-hole 6. yes 5. no 4. no 3. if only i could get jackies cans on my head. (that was oh-for) 2. Yes 1. no —Passionate_Man |
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foob2011 |
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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 6:27 PM 10.yes
9. yes
8. no
7. yes
6. no
5. yes
4. no, asparagus tastes like crap, should be called "ass-paragus"
3. no
2. yes
1. no —foob2011 |
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Stephan |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 6:49 PM
1 - been done
2 - it's unspeakable
3 - no
4 - no
5 - once or twice
6 - it gets the chicks
7 - fuck is not in my vocabulary
8 - it's been done before
10- my dear, dear, dear friends are all men of exquisite passion
Been listenin' for 3 years now —Stephan |
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