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CrusherEAGLE

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 8:45 AM

I heard it recently on loveline... Drew said something about a mason jar when a caller was doing a bogus call...

I don't get it. What is it?

CrusherEAGLE

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 10:11 AM

This page should answer all of your questions about mason jars:

http://mcclungmuseum.utk.edu/objectmo/ob-9808.htm

bguirk

  

Kevin U.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 10:15 AM

The phrase "an asshole the size of a mason jar" signifies that a call is fake - and it has evolved to where bogus calls are generally called mason jar calls.. if you want to know how this trend started on Loveline, I suggest you listen to the 2002-08-28 show.

Kevin U.

  

ZT

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 10:27 AM


ZT

  

Full Meat

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 10:46 AM

I asked the same [stupid] question on this thread.

Full Meat

  

Colin

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 11:01 AM

Funny how the same questions get asked over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

Colin

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 11:22 AM

wer can i dl sh0wz

Dark Laith

  

sillygilly25

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 11:39 AM

Is Dr. Drew really a doctor?

sillygilly25

  

ZT

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 12:05 PM

Hey, I'm 19 year old female, I listen to the show all the time and I love it. But, I just have one question -- why can't I orgasm with my boyfriend?

ZT

  

TortillaFactory

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 3:09 PM

Why are you guys so hard on Junior College?

Why are you guys so judgmental? I use heroin, and I'm a GREAT mom! My boyfriend and I don't do S&M in the same ROOM as the kids!

Why do you think rape is funny?

TortillaFactory

  

clodhopper

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 3:40 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 3:40 PM

Best Buy girl: "Are you an asshole in real life too?"

clodhopper

  

Passionate_Man

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 3:43 PM

Beat it.

Passionate_Man

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Can doing tons and tons of ecstasy every day have any, like, bad mental effects?

Dark Laith

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 4:03 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 4:04 PM

"Beat it." - Passionate Man

What...

Beat It!

  

enliteneer

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 4:06 PM

I just had my junk pierced and now I cant get it up. Is that normal?

enliteneer

  

Passionate_Man

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 4:12 PM

i masturbate constantly, what can i do?

Passionate_Man

  

ZT

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 4:32 PM

No way dude, eating pineapples totally makes your jizz taste like fruit loops!

ZT

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 5:44 PM

You a Mormon?

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 5:56 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 5:56 PM

*fearfully* Does it go in the butt?

Dark Laith

  

no! cannot have!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 6:53 PM

we all know what a mason jar is, but does anyone know about the mason jar?

no! cannot have!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 7:07 PM

...or CARE?

Dusty TheHick

  

hardpathtowalk

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 7:13 PM

grape wine in a mason jar...homemade and brought to school

hardpathtowalk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 7:14 PM

What in the bloody hell are you TALKING about, Moonbeam?

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 7:16 PM

You a Mormon?

ZT

  

hardpathtowalk

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 7:19 PM

Lyrics for Roger Miller - Chug-A-Lug
Chug-a-lug chug a lug
make u wanna holla hidy hoe, burns your tummy don't you know
Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug
grape wine in a mason jar homemade and brought to school
by a friend of mine and after class me and him
and this im a fool decide that will drink up whats left
chug-a-lug so I helped myself first time for everything
umm my ear still rings Chug-a-lug Chug-a-lug make u wanna holla hidy hoe, burns your tummy don't you know
Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug
4 H and an ffa on a field trip to the farm me and friend sneek off
behind to this big old barn were way uncovered up covered up
moonshine still and we thought we drank our fill
and shollowed it with a smile ohh I run ten mile
Chug-a-lug chug a lug
make u wanna holla hidy hoe, burns your tummy don't you know
Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug
Jukebox and sodust floor somthin like i've never seen
heck Im just going on 15, but with the help of my fanagle and an uncle
I just snuk in for my first taste of sin
I said let me have a big old sip bbbb i done a double back flip
Chug-a-lug chug a lug
make u wanna holla hidy hoe, burns your tummy don't you know
Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug chig a chagle uh

not mormon, but i believe in God big time

hardpathtowalk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 8:32 PM

I like boobs.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 at 8:33 PM

You a Mormon?

Dusty TheHick

  

oh-for

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 3:24 AM

You feeling me? You church? You feeling me?

oh-for

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 9:22 AM

"...but i believe in God big time" - longnametowrite

That sounds about right. So does that make you a recovering addict? Or still using?

Beat It!

  

ankiedada

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 10:39 AM

*faggot better run*

ankiedada

  

hardpathtowalk

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 5:35 PM

powerfully using faith in God, but no drugs-not since high school days-but still have vices that i refuse to hide-not churchy-does that offend thee?

hardpathtowalk

  

Passionate_Man

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 6:13 PM

ill use dustys name of Moonbeam... it works.

babydoll, nouns are nice. i have no clue in what you just said. so yes, I am offended.

Passionate_Man

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 at 7:14 PM

Don't you have some incense to burn or something, Dharma?

Dusty TheHick

  

oh-for

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 5:08 AM

I like incense, and boobs.

oh-for

  

hardpathtowalk

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 5:50 PM

dharma..........hate eastern religions..........incense cones look like madonnas boobs.....mine are a bit more droopy i am afraid.........so the chatter of no judging is selective.........you want what from your postings....one opinion.......to learn you must diversify.......have imput from an eighty year old nun..........a washed out blues singer with bad breath..........a young housewife with too many babies and not enough macaroni and cheese to feed them........a highly paid bank executive cut throat....a serial killer....and the usual...so why batter me because my imput is different....mean no harm...do no harm....what makes the difference in your path...accepting differences makes it in mine....i learn from the old folks feet and the young folks enthusiasm while I am in the midlife stages.

hardpathtowalk

  

Passionate_Man

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 5:56 PM

alright moonbeam. can you make your point a bit clearer? if im the only one ill shut up, but i cant decipher what you say.

Passionate_Man

  

nvgoddess

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 6:08 PM

I don't get it either. All those crazy ellipses throw me every time. That and the lack of coherent thought. Wait a minute...let me go smoke a bowl or two and I'll interpret for the rest of the forum.

nvgoddess

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 6:14 PM

"Calling all, uh, hippies"

Beat It!

  

chix0r

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 6:50 PM

Bah. For once I might vaguely agree with her. Sure she's crazy, but you can read it, just as well as you can read anything Ace or Carib posts. It's just not fun to do.

chix0r

  

hardpathtowalk

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 7:20 PM

i bought season passes

hardpathtowalk

  

hardpathtowalk

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 7:34 PM

"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and the wrong. Sometime in your life you will have been all of these."

hardpathtowalk

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 7:37 PM

Sure she's crazy, but you can read it, just as well as you can read anything Ace or Carib posts.

—chix0r

Actually I'd say she writes better than them, or better than Carib at least.

Dark Laith

  

hardpathtowalk

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 7:43 PM

thanks laith...you had a chance to be sweetness and you took it....i must sleep now

hardpathtowalk

  

Chrispy

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 9:19 PM

Well if it wasn't apparant earlier, moonbeam, our non-judging chatter is all written with a somewhat sarcastic tone. We bitch about Mountain Dew drinkers, white trash, red left turn arrows, amber alert signs, shitty ballcaps.. the list goes on and on.

..But we cannot judge!

Chrispy

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 9:26 PM
Edited Thursday, March 3, 2005 at 9:30 PM

...let me go smoke a bowl or two


Jess, you're assuming that there'll be any LEFT, after Moonbeam is done. Having said that, I'd have to agree with Darkie's comparison.

Dusty TheHick

  

oh-for

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Friday, March 4, 2005 at 5:00 AM

Ditto.
*just getting his two cents in*

Yeah, but still...

oh-for

  

hardpathtowalk

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 7:11 PM

sugar, coffee, cigarettes, kix...only addictions....oh yeah and the scent of puppy breath

hardpathtowalk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 7:25 PM

Not to mention these: "....."

Dusty TheHick

  

hardpathtowalk

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 6:10 AM

.............are habits........don't crave them like coffee etc......... but you ARE paying attention....and made me smile for the first time from your response

hardpathtowalk

  

Passionate_Man

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 3:54 PM

thanks laith...you had a chance to be sweetness and you took it....i must sleep now

—hardpathtowalk

see darkie you can get laid... just by an aging(ed) hippie. not a bad thing

Passionate_Man

  

Johnny

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 7:42 PM

Did anybody laugh like a mother fucker when they heard the lyrics "we drink our beers from a mason jar" in the song i love this bar by toby keith?

Johnny

  

Colin

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 8:51 PM

In what by who?

Colin

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