Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 1:52 PM But she's a lesbo! That leaves you, doesn't it? I mean, do the unrequited math! So unless you're gay TOO, it's got to be you who's the wanty one. And there's no shame in that (unless she's one of the 'diesel' ones, which would raise new questions). Or is this some weird permutation where each of you thought the OTHER wanted them, when in fact neither did! Some strange friendship anomaly. Wild. —Santa's Mouth |
