Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 7:26 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 7:36 AM ZT.... You wanna weigh in on this one? One of my now ex-girlfriends and her mother used to like the way I smelled when I wore AXE... Just call me Junior. They were both fucking nuts, though. Fucking co-dependent bitches. Never date anyone whose parents are nurses unless they've been in a lot of therapy... and I mean A LOT like five years plus. She, my AXE liking ex, told me that she "graduated" from therapy after only being in it for like 5 or 6 months, and apparently towards the end she was only going once or twice a month. This was long after we had broken up but were still talking. It sucks when you have to be nice to someone but you really want to scream "LISTEN RETARD, YOU'RE AS NUTS AS THE DAY IS LONG, YOU NEED TO BE SEEING A THERAPIST WEEKLY -- AT LEAST. IF YOU THINK YOU DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO, IT'S JUST MORE PROOF THAT YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!!!" Either way, I don't talk to her anymore, because shes fucking nuts. She can keep dating Russians who used to be in the miltiary and tuck their shirts in to their underware (the guy she dated after me). They can spend all of their free time playing board games and watching movies while eating brownies and ice cream (thats all her introverted chronically depressed ass wanted to do), never leave the house except for food and work, molest animals, and be nuts together. I'm going to go enjoy my life, and avoid crazy bitches... So, there you go, thats how I feel about AXE. —ZT | 
