Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:44 PM Edited Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 10:46 PM I’ve never given a name to my penis. I do have a friend who calls his penis Mr. Wiggly. When I was very young my grandmother used to bathe me. She could never bring herself to say the word penis. She would hand me a wash cloth and say to me, “Wash your whipsee-pipsee.” —Narcissus |