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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:58 AM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:59 AM In general, would you rather be cum on by a guy, or shit on by a girl? No playing around with the hypothetical like "Ohh, well it would depend on the girl/guy blah blah blah" -- the question is in general. —ZT |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 2:00 AM Shit is brown. Jizz is white. Ergo, shit is easier to see, and therefore easier to clean off. I'll take the chick-dump.
I can't believe I dignified this query with a response. I now feel dirtier than I would after EITHER option.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 2:11 AM Straight as a lace...but I'd still take the jizz over the duke. —digger |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 2:26 AM im for the dook —Theo |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:24 AM is the girl a neat pooper? if she's gonna blow poo all over then probably the jiz is the way to go;however, if she has those super neat dukes where you can roll the paper back onto the roll after usage, well then, obviously, go for the duke! it would be like getting hit by a dirt clod. —and don't call me shirley |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 8:45 AM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 8:45 AM I can't believe more of you aren't choosing jizz. It doesn't smell*, and the quantity is generally going to be a lot smaller. * Edit: Usually. I guess. Not as much as crap, anyway. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:27 AM I would go with semen. I've gotten enough of my own on me* that I think I'd be more okay with it than fecal matter, which I've had relatively little of on me. *not deliberately, retards —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 11:24 AM Skeet skeet skeeeet skeet skeet! —Tey |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 2:04 PM Is the chick a waffle-crapper? —bguirk |
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ZT |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 2:47 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 3:06 PM AHEM, I said no fudging with the hypothetical. Of course anyone would rather get crapped on by a waffle crapper than jizzed on by 60 year old man drinking PBR. But we're not considering the obvious cases, the question is in general, or on average. —ZT |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 4:11 PM If ZT was the guy, he can shoot his man yumyums all over me as much as he wanted. Otherwise, I'd take the chick crapping on my chest. —clodhopper |
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Folgers |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 6:47 PM If ZT was the guy, he can shoot his man yumyums all over me as much as he wanted. Pan Pan's reincarnation? —Folgers |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:15 PM I never got that... what is Pan Pan? —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:18 PM drew's wife gave some teenager names pan-pan adam's phone# and he called on a sunday morning with the intention of selling adam some knives and he was super pushy, way beyond just obnoxious. So... 2 problems: what the hell is wrong with Drew's wife and what's up with the little knife selling weirdo? are we all going to read about adam being murdered because of Drew's wife? stay tuned... —and don't call me shirley |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:25 PM I would bet Folgers was referring to the (completely different) person who used to go by the name of Pan Pan on this forum. —chix0r |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:48 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:54 PM It doesn't smell* -Liz You guess wrong, but the "not as much as crap" is pretty accurate. I've gotten enough of my own on me* -Darkie
Well, I think MOST of us have, but I can barely stand my OWN.
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:49 PM ... and what's up with the little knife selling weirdo?
Yeah, but still...I'd rather he be SELLING them than using them for his own purposes.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:00 PM getting jizzed on wouldn't bug me much but, as ryan dunn says, "shit is rank." —GooseAss |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:24 PM both, at once, and I want her to have atomic, explosive diarrhea —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:28 PM and the guy must be Dr. Phil and the woman must be Rosie O'Donell —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:30 PM and Rosie O'Donnell must be eating a big mac and telling bad jokes and Dr. Phil must be giving bad advice to random people —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:39 PM Would that make Dr. Phil a rapist? —foob2011 |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:40 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:40 PM who is Hack and what are you talking about
je ne comprends pas —foob2011 |
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ZT |
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Monday, January 17, 2005 at 4:40 AM Just incase anyone was wondering, I'd take the poop. —ZT |
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Monday, January 17, 2005 at 7:29 PM i would take the poop in a second any man who has had another mans sperm touch his skin is a huge homosexual. —Farty Face |
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steve |
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Monday, January 17, 2005 at 7:36 PM Y'know... Farty Face's answer is pretty much right there in his screen name. —steve |
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ZT |
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Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 9:49 PM fag —ZT |
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Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 9:56 PM
Edited Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 9:57 PM please
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ZT |
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Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 10:07 PM Whats wrong with this picture? 
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 1:06 AM
Edited Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 1:06 AM I'm not in it.
(...and I don't mean in the left-hand background.)
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ZT |
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Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 1:09 AM Would you rather be shit on by those girls, or jizzed on by that guy? —ZT |
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ZT |
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Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 4:09 AM Dude, it's just a hypothetical... —ZT |
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Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 7:14 AM WTF is wrong with you ZT????????????? Did you get dropped on your head as a kid? —dalamar23666 |
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Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 3:44 PM
Edited Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 3:45 PM I think his mom excreted on him (and his dad ejaculated on him) repeatedly as a child. It would make sense. —Dark Laith |
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Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:58 AM I think you are definately whacked, ZT, but you did make me laugh my ass off!
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Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:03 PM Tough one, but Id have to say jizz..."duke" is real hard to get the stink off, no matter how much you wash(not that I know personally)
I cant beleive Im responding to this thread.....sick sick sick!!!
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Monday, December 5, 2005 at 4:16 PM Wow, quite a long-gap bump. I'll go with the jizz.. I jizz on myself every day, so it wouldn't be quite as unfamiliar as receiving poo. —Chrispy |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, December 5, 2005 at 11:13 PM Such a long-gap bump that the thread originates from ZT's OUT-of-exile days. Impressive! —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, December 6, 2005 at 12:24 AM
Edited Tuesday, December 6, 2005 at 12:25 AM It's obviously someone who is so hot they could literally, literally, take a crap on a waffle and us johnnson's would still have the bone. —Ovid |
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Tuesday, December 6, 2005 at 12:41 AM I can handle a chick dropping a deuce on my back
but the thought of some dude squirting his seed on me is not cool. Theres a strong sense of demeaning in that act. He owns you, you are now his little bitch. And you take his seed like a good little ho. Think about it, any time YOU'VE busted your load on a chick there is a great pride of ownership and accomplishment when you see your puddle of man juice on her ass or stomache. I Came, I saw, I conquered. A chick shitting on me will never make me feel like less of a man. I can if fact actually twist that scenario in a bar to something sexual that will
in the future help me get laid. A smoking hot chick might actually "PUT OUT" at the prospect that she might be able to shit
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Chrispy |
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Tuesday, December 6, 2005 at 7:00 AM Mmm.. I firmly believe that shitting on someone is a far more intense sign of ownership. At least jizz is lovejuice.. All it says is "heyy i got arroused by you, and I own you," whereas the poo says "You're only good enough to hold my smelly waste, bitch! ..and I still own you." And finally, the kind of girl that has sex with you because she'll get to poo on you is not the kind you should realllly be around (as I've learned from Loveline). You don't have to accomodate rape Survivors. —Chrispy |
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Tuesday, December 6, 2005 at 11:00 PM A chick shitting on me will never make me feel like less of a man. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! That's the greatest thing I've ever read on TLC. ok this is a nasty thread. and i hate to ask but ....what's waffle crap? (i don't feel comfortable asking anyone that actually knows me) —my dad lives In Israel? Check out the definition on urban dictonary. If you ask around yoy can probably find the show date Adam came up with it.
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ZT-In-Heat |
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:39 PM IF I WAS, I WOULDN'T NEED TO PUT HEMP IN THE SEMEN. IT WOULD BE NATURALLY INFUSED. —ZT-In-Heat |
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:48 PM I HEAR THAT BROWNIES CAN A MORE PALATABLE DELIVERY MECHANISM, zt. —anobody |
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ZT-In-Heat |
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:56 PM YOU MEAN MIXING SEMEN WITH BROWNIES LIKE YOU MIGHT MIX BROWNIES AND ICE CREAM? —ZT-In-Heat |
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 11:57 PM YOU NEED TWO TEASPOONS OF SEMEN TO EQUAL ONE EGG, IF THE BROWNIES DON'T CALL FOR EGGS, YOU'LL HAVE TO POWERDERIZE YOUR SEMEN —ZT-On-Notice |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:01 AM It's frightening to lend credence to something one of the ZTs said but both semen and egg white have albumin in them. —anobody |
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ZT-In-Heat |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:03 AM I SPRINKLE SEMEN POWDER OVER MY SHOULDER FOR GOOD LUCK —ZT-In-Heat |
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ZT-On-Notice |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:04 AM SEMEN POWDER CAN RELIEVE YOU FROM THAT ITCHING AND BURNING ON YOUR FOOT —ZT-On-Notice |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:07 AM I CALLED THE STRIP CLUB, SOME CHICK WILL PISS ON YOUR FEET FOR FIFTY DOLLARS. —ZT-In-Heat |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:15 AM VAGINAS ALSO SEEM INHERENTLY BETTER SUITED TO SMOTHER FIRES. —ZT-In-Heat |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 12:16 AM IF THERE IS A FIRE, YOU SHOULD CRAWL INSIDE A WOMANS VAGINA FOR PROTECTIONS THE MORE YOU KNOW DING-DING-DING —ZT-On-Notice |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:45 AM I believe Lefty has inserted two knuckles worth into his anus while masturbating. —greymatters |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:49 AM If hand and penis size really are related, Grey, then that wouldn't be that big of a deal. —anobody |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:53 AM How dare you make fun of Lefty's small penis, this is a shame against humanity. —greymatters |
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Friday, May 19, 2006 at 1:55 AM How dare you criticize me for making fun of it and, in the same breath, call it a shame against humanity! —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 11:05 PM IN GENERAL, WOULD YOU RATHER BE CUM ON BY A GUY, OR SHIT ON BY A GIRL? NO PLAYING AROUND WITH THE HYPOTHETICAL LIKE "OHH, WELL IT WOULD DEPEND ON THE GIRL/GUY BLAH BLAH BLAH" -- THE QUESTION IS IN GENERAL. —ZT-In-Heat |
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:36 AM You want a straight answer? Enough with the robotrippin already. —anobody |
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:49 AM I've already answered this, and it still stands.
Milky brown shat's for me please. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:53 PM
Edited Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:55 PM ... This the Ultimate Hypothetical because I still haven't come up with an answer yet. —ZT Spice |
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Friday, June 29, 2007 at 5:01 PM to quote the kid who drives Geena Davis to the dance hall in A League Of Their Own
Can't we do both? —MajandraFan |
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ZT Spice |
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Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 8:13 PM The white guy takes the jizz and the brown guy takes the shit? —ZT Spice |
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Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 8:15 PM nice bump there plurry. —bguirk |
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Sunday, February 3, 2008 at 8:51 PM That girl is bomb. The answer is clear. Ejaculated by a guy —anfernee |
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Sunday, February 3, 2008 at 10:59 PM whenever i think of poop and sex in the same place, I think about "2 girls 1 cup," so I'd definitely go with the jizz. —whoisnumbaone |
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