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Dumbest. Person. EVER!!!

  

gouranga3221

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Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 11:49 PM

Sun, Jan 9 roughly 11:40 pm

The 19 year old with 2 kids (I'm SURE she was a jew).
"They gave me a..respiratory....is that what it's called.... where it goes..in the anal?

Lock up your food supplies, everyone, society is totally fucked.

gouranga3221

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 11:51 PM

To be fair, she didn't say "anal", she said "annually....ennally?"

Actually, that makes it worse.

TortillaFactory

  

gouranga3221

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Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 11:58 PM

God, I didn't even notice that. My brain must have automatically filtered it out, I had already overheated on my 'tard overload' circuit.

A-fuckin-mazing. Where is the Ace-man's death squad? We need them now more than ever.

gouranga3221

  

clodhopper

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 12:48 AM

Yeah, everyone knows something is dreadfully wrong with society, but no one seems to have a clear idea on what exactly that is.

Maybe it goes in the butt.

clodhopper

  

ZT

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 1:14 AM

No. The Dumbest Person ever is the girl my roommate is dating. If theres a loveline conference, I'll introduce all of you.

ZT

  

left arm to the vending machine

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:02 AM

Anyone remember, "... ummmm, Just thinking about the Holocaust..."

left arm to the vending machine

  

maxPOWER

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 12:28 PM

cantforget the holocaust but theres been dumber people. - holocaust archive on this sight-

maxPOWER

  

steve

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 1:35 PM

There's always the "How tall is your doorway?" girl.

steve

  

gouranga3221

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 1:38 PM

I might have been too hasty in naming her 'dumbest ever'. I personally think the tard stoner who didn't know what a smoke detector is / where it was probably takes the cake.

gouranga3221

  

maxPOWER

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 2:38 PM

the anal chic was more dumb cuz shes a 19 year old beaner with 2 kids and a history of abuse

maxPOWER

  

gouranga3221

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 2:56 PM

"Beaner", huh? You're all class, man.

gouranga3221

  

TortillaFactory

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 3:17 PM

I personally think the tard stoner who didn't know what a smoke detector is / where it was probably takes the cake.

I think I remember this guy. Was he the one that Adam explained concept of "fire" to? "Fire was good. It kept us warm, and we used it to cook our food. But there was a dark side to fire."

That was priceless.

TortillaFactory

  

clodhopper

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 3:26 PM

I still think "Five-twelve, almost six" guy is one of the dumbest ever, if not the dumbest.

clodhopper

  

gouranga3221

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 4:17 PM

No, Factory, the one I was thinking of was female, not too long ago. It has happened so many times, there are probably 50 idiot callers who that would apply to, so any of them will do nicely.

gouranga3221

  

goodtimes3

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 5:35 PM

i know exactly what you are talking about, thats not fair though, she was high. she cant be that dumb all the time, or can she?

goodtimes3

  

chix0r

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 6:05 PM

She probably can..you mean Star? The one who called when Dave Navarro got mad at Adam and Drew for not answering her question?

chix0r

  

savethebabies

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:27 PM

How about this, what gender do you think is the dumber?

savethebabies

  

nvgoddess

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:31 PM

HA!! You think either gender ISN'T going to tell you the other gender's dumber? Please...

Although I have to admit, there are some awfully stupid girls out there...

nvgoddess

  

savethebabies

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:42 PM

I think MEN are smarter. WOMEN smell a lot better though.

savethebabies

  

nvgoddess

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:45 PM

Don't we, though?

nvgoddess

  

savethebabies

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:50 PM

maybe not on your period, but still...

savethebabies

  

digger

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 12:35 AM

I'd have to say the chicks that call with a "can you get pregnant via the pooper" question.

digger

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:33 AM

I agree, digger. I mean, we all KNOW that only GUYS can get pregnant that way!

Dusty TheHick

  

myfinalcoffinx

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:41 AM

I belive that the dumbest person ever would have to be the guy who called up with a Germany or Florida--- and the answer to the story was something like Louisiana or Kentucky or something at which point he stated that he must have "misunderstood the point of the game".

hmm...

myfinalcoffinx

  

chix0r

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 5:53 AM

It was Alabama, but just on general principle, I'm saying girls are.

chix0r

  

and don't call me shirley

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:31 AM

my parents bought a seatbelt sash with that phrase on it for my birthday so naturally, I thought I was the dumbest person ever!

and don't call me shirley

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:20 AM

Aaaaagh! Judging! Everyone's judging! Judging is a violent crime!

*tries to escape what he knows is next*

Dark Laith

  

Muppet

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 5:18 PM

Fucking retard i hate that stupid beaner bitch who wouldnt give her kid a "respritory" "annually". not only is she so stupid that she dosent know how to say it, but she wont give it to her kid because he dosent like it. Who the fuck cares if he doesnt god damn like it?!?! He will die! after that, once he dies, her defense will be that he didnt like it! these wenches shouldnt be allowed to have kids, let alone live.

Muppet

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:38 PM

these wenches shouldnt be allowed to have kids,...

Let's all enjoy Muppet preaching to the choir.

Dusty TheHick

  

Muppet

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:43 PM

preaching to the choir?

Muppet

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:52 PM

Yes, it means protesting to those who already agree whole-heartedly with your point.

Dusty TheHick

  

Juanus

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 12:51 PM

preaching to the choir?

How Ironic

Juanus

  

Sunset

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 4:01 PM

...Sigh...This was the last show I heard before they yanked it and our station off. This was the funniest but most pathetic thing I had heard in a long time. That woman should not be having kids.

Sunset

  

DLovelinemadfan

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 5:49 PM

Two were said that I really agree with.

The 5' 12" Guy was pretty dumb, and so was the Germany or Florida guy who said the answer was Alabama. That guy was a retard.

DLovelinemadfan

  

thejoeinme

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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 7:08 PM

Anyone have a date for the show where Adam explained fire to the caller? Is it up for download?

thejoeinme

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