|
|
 |
Yesterdaze |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 11:59 AM When you're done running x-amount of laps in football practice and take a knee for a breather, your coach asks you if you're tired. Do you: A: Tell him you're very tired from running so hard, thinking he'll see your effort, but then again, if he thinks you're tired he might think that you might need some more laps to get your ass in shape! B: Like a man, tell him you're not tired, insinuating that you're a true warrior. In this case, he might think you should run until you are tired, being you're obviously not affected as yet by his regimen. C: Tell him to kiss your white, hairy, soon-to-be literally a millionaire ass and tell him to retreat to his crappy one-bedroom Van Nuys apartment.
Yesterdaze
—Yesterdaze |
|
|
|
|
Dark Laith |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 12:16 PM Ooooh, it's so hard! I can't possibly decide! —Dark Laith |
|
|
|
|
Stephan |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 1:14 PM Being a highschool football player myself, I'll tell you that the answer is not C, which results in far more running than saying either of the other two answers. —Stephan |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
guydudebro |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 6:06 PM I once lived in an apartment in Van Nuys that was so crappy it wasn't even a one bedroom, it was a studio. And Van Nuys really isn't as bad as Hawaiian Gardens or Sun valley. This is trully a zen koan that you pose for us Yesterdaze. —guydudebro |
|
|
|
|
gouranga3221 |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 7:19 PM E) Light a cigarette, get kicked off campus, and thus: no more school sports worries! —gouranga3221 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:13 PM G)Tell the coach to stop using the football as a buttplug, it smells like hell. —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:16 PM H) Tell him you're tired. If he gives you any crap, tell him you would like to see him try to drag his fat ass around that field 20 times and not break a sweat. —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:17 PM I) Start speaking in jibberish and refuse to speak anything but jibberish for the rest of practice. —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:21 PM J)Steal his whistle and do a few more laps around the field with him chasing you the whole time. He won't be able to catch you because he is probably out of shape. Tell him the reason you are doing this is to help him burn off that Big Mac he wolfed down right before practice. —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:23 PM L) Feign passing out and get a free trip to the trainer's office. —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:26 PM M) Feign death and soil youself(to make the death more realistic). —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
TortillaFactory |
+ |
Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:29 PM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 9:29 PM "Oh, by the way: when you died, you soiled yourself. Enjoy."
- Death, The Family Guy I loved that line because it sounded so classically Adam. —TortillaFactory |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dark Laith |
+ |
Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 5:07 PM O) Grab his knee. Give a good hard twist to the kneecap while screaming football epithets such as "GET A HAND IN NOW, THAT HELMET'S NOT A CHAIR GENTLEMEN, AND I USE THAT TERM LOSELY!" —Dark Laith |
|