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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 5:44 PM I hang upside down on monkey bars. I wonder if anyone use the midget wearing the prussian helmet technique that Adam once described. —foob2011 |
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nvgoddess |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 5:53 PM On my back, on my hands and knees, in the shower, while I'm driving, sitting and watching TV, while I'm talking on the phone... —nvgoddess |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 5:56 PM driving? ever caused an accident? —foob2011 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 6:43 PM lying back...right here. or in my bed. why am i saying this? —goodtimes3 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 6:53 PM You guys masturbate? That's just wrong. Masturbation is the devil, trying to get you to join him in the fiery depths of hades. (Some call it Hell, I call it Hades, mmm-hmm) And, you're being violent. Because you're cumming —gouranga3221 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 6:58 PM ok i masturbated once, at camp. and then 84,999 other times, but yeah only fags masturbate. its like you jerking off another dude, i mean if i needed to get off id just find a chick and get laid, masturbating is gay —goodtimes3 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:14 PM What position do you masturbate in? I like to expiriment. Um, I mean...GIRLS DON'T DO THAT. And if they did, it would be a violent crime. Where they...oh, you know the rest. —TortillaFactory |
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foob2011 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:26 PM
Edited Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:52 PM Masturbation Journal: Entry- Friday, January 20 10:26pm pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh —foob2011 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:30 PM LOL!! foob very nice pickup there. I was thinking the same thing about the masturbation journal hahahahha ::gets out the blacklight:: —PureChaos414 |
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foob2011 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:39 PM
Edited Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:52 PM more entires will follow, many, many more oooh... Ooooh.. OOOOOHHH PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Friday, January 7 10:39 pm —foob2011 |
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clodhopper |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 11:08 PM Foob just committed one very violent crime on his innocent keyboard. —clodhopper |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 11:57 AM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 11:59 AM On my back, on my hands and knees, in the shower, while I'm driving, sitting and watching TV, while I'm talking on the phone... ...In a box, with a fox, in a car, near or far, with some ham, Sam I am? Seriously though, 65% of my masturbating takes place standing up over the toilet. The remaining 45% involved "getting worked up" in front of the computer followed by a rush to the bathroom (that's when my family's gone. Or asleep). —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 12:00 PM The remaining 45% involved "getting worked up" in front of the computer followed by a rush to the bathroom (that's when my family's gone. Or asleep). That sounds awfully familiar....I think we might be related. —TortillaFactory |
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Dark Laith |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 12:17 PM What?! Damn, now we can't--I mean, nevermind. —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 12:34 PM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 12:34 PM Don't let THAT stop you, Laith. Everyone sing along now... He does it all, yes he does...he knows how to please in every detail... —TortillaFactory |
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Dark Laith |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 1:32 PM XD He can do more...than you'd ever imagine, and do it with style... —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 3:36 PM beautiful, just beautiful January, 8 6:35 pm PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...even more beautiful —foob2011 |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 5:05 PM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 5:12 PM He does it all, yes he does.
He knows how to please in every detail.
He can do more than you'd ever imagine. And do it with style,
He does it with me,
Oh yes he does. You thought that you knew him.
Well maybe you did, but you don’t. He only reveals what he wants you to see,
And then when he does, he satisfies me. If you only knew just what he could do,
You’d want him too, if you only knew.
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 5:12 PM You screwed it up, splooser. He does it all, yes he does.
He knows how to please in every detail.
He can do more than you'd ever imagine,
And do it with style,
He does it with me,
Oh yes he does.
Maybe you thought that you knew him.
Well maybe you did, but you don’t.
He only reveals what he wants you to see,
Then shows it all
And then when he does, he satisfies me.
If you only knew just what he could do,
You’d want him too, if you only knew. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 5:15 PM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 5:18 PM I'm going out to rent that movie.
Is there a Taboo 1? —foob2011 |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:27 PM plz post pix, kthxbbq —Mirror Phoenix
What the fuck does "kthxbbq" mean?
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nvgoddess |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:30 PM I'm sooo glad someone else had the balls to ask that, Dusty...I thought I was just retarded or something. —nvgoddess |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:54 PM ...the original taboo, something I was introduced too during my never ending quest to save my masturbation, sucks. I once ordered taboo II over the internet, from some site, but my card was never charged and I never got it =( bad times. But yeah... Taboo the original was 70's porn gone wrong. I assume the sequel and prequel were most enjoyable, as it could not possible have gotten any worse. Cheers. —masonjar_condition |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:17 AM I'm sooo glad someone else had the balls to ask that, Dusty...I thought I was just retarded or something. —nvgoddess
I was listening to your call, and it was ending just as I read that. Kinda surreal/spooky. ...or I'm just easily amused.
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Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:08 AM "okay, thanks, barbecue." Tards. It's the INTERNET. Did you expect to meet any other kind of person? —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:29 PM Kthx bye was popular for a long time; people get tired of seeing rofl and things of that nature, and change them to roffle just to be patronizing; I imagine kthxbbq is a mutation of this sort, where bbq actually means nothing. —chix0r |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 8:23 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 8:24 PM I was thinking along the lines of OMGLOLWTFBBQ, which as far as I know was coined by that guy from SomethingAwful. —TortillaFactory |
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plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Edited Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:11 PM standing because i'm usually outside nvgoddess's window while masturbating. —plurry |
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miyagi-sama |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:13 PM I commence a down dog position and let my spirit give me an orgasm. —miyagi-sama |
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jezebel |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 4:44 PM Masturbation is the devil's game. —jezebel |
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plurry |
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Monday, March 10, 2008 at 6:30 PM at least she's not denying it. —plurry |
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