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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:46 PM Edited Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:48 PM Ummm...I feel like the first time I saw a woman with male genitalia in porn junkmail. Something that is not supposed to be! Anyone else scratching their head or wondering if there really is a God? Everything I've ever believed has now come into question. Yesterdaze

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:49 PM That helmet IS a chair...but the helmet that Adam is referring to is not. It's okay. We can still go on. Now everyone join hands. Sing with me. We shall overcoooome....we shall overcoooome... Which would probably be a violent crime. —TortillaFactory |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:59 PM It would be no different than if you put someone through a tree-chipper, as seen in the movie Fargo... ______________________. Yesterdaze —Yesterdaze |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 5:49 PM Edited Friday, January 7, 2005 at 5:54 PM Actually, I was disturbed because the apparent leering grin on that helmet is scary. I didn't even pick up on the reference at first. Note: I read the post a while after I read the title, otherwise it definitely would've ocurred to me. —chix0r |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:42 PM You're right. That is eerie. —Manual |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:56 PM Okay I've only been listening for like a year and half, and I keep forgetting to ask, what is the whole "That helmet is not a chair" thing about? I bet its hilarious. —jackie |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 8:05 PM In high school football, Adam's coach didn't like it when the players sat on their helmets. And the coach wanted them to hussle up. And Andy Richter came up with the "Gentlemen, and I use that term loosely..." —Manual |
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Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 2:55 AM Thanks, Yesterdaze! I laughed harder at this thread than I have at any other in a long time. It probably helps that I'm drunk right now. :-) My girlfriend doesn't think it's funny, though. She just called me a freak :-( She doesn't listen to the show. Let's get hand in... break it down... —The Mastermind |
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Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 9:53 AM WOW! A rare appearance from The Mastermind. We are truely honored. —Juanus |
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Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 3:54 PM I'm shocked Adam never crapped in a football helmet. Seems he's dropped a dookie in about everything else. —clodhopper |
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Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 6:38 PM ^Maybe we just haven't heard that story yet. I too, find it hard to believe. —steve |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:51 PM We shall overcoooome....we shall overcoooome... Which would probably be a violent crime. —TortillaFactory Actually, Liz, it would be an OVER-violent crime. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:58 PM Speaking of overcoming, I have something special brewing in my sack for all the ladies here. —clodhopper |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 12:02 PM Adam didn't drop trou in the helmet, because THE HELMET, NOT A TOILET, GENTLEMEN! Let's break it down, now! Get a hand in! SHAKE YOUR ASS! —drakeguy19 |
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 12:15 PM You know, if there's a sequel made to "Grand Theft Submarine," I know what Adam's character should have written on his helmet, "Full Metal Jacket"-style: NOT A CHAIR—Dubious Merit |
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 4:45 PM OH MY GOD. Pure brilliance. Michael, are you taking notes? "BORN TO NAP" was brilliant, but this is even better. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 8:54 PM Edited Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 8:54 PM I still prefer "Born to Nap." No offense, Dubi. —Dusty TheHick |
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