|
|
 |
clodhopper |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:07 PM
Edited Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:07 PM We could use one of these and I'm bored. So, I felt that people need to be made aware of all the truly VIOLENT crimes there are out there and confusing them with sexual crimes. There are only SURVIVORS, not victims. So let's get the ball rolling... It's like if I find my neighbor rooting through my garbage and then beat him unconscious with an empty spaghetti sauce bottle... ...and then cum. —clodhopper |
|
|
|
|
Ernasty |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:08 PM you know, i like loveline and all, but i am beginning to grow tired of you guys constantly saying that. just had to get my opinion out there —Ernasty |
|
|
|
|
clodhopper |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:10 PM It's like if I hit Ernesty in the head with a brick and then burn his body in a giant pit in the forest... ...and then bust a nut. —clodhopper |
|
|
|
|
Dark Laith |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:14 PM you know, i like loveline and all, but i am beginning to grow tired of you guys constantly saying that. just had to get my opinion out there I disagree. We haven't been doing this enough. I'm surprised it took us this long to get around to using it this frequently. It's almost like your objection only reinforced my positive opinion on this subject and then I ejaculated. —Dark Laith |
|
|
|
|
clodhopper |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:16 PM Yeah, I mean think of it this was Ernesty, would you rather it be in every single other thread or just all here closed up where you can avoid it? So there's no reason to get mad or anything, because then you'll just take a swing at me and well--you know what "comes" next. —clodhopper |
|
|
|
|
maxPOWER |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:26 PM if i saw my sister in half with a chainsaw, then come, its not a violent act. —maxPOWER |
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:34 PM yes, but you are raping your sister —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
Ernasty |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:51 PM and killing. is that just included in rape —Ernasty |
|
|
|
|
goodtimes3 |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 3:49 PM killing is not rape. if i killed you and then jacked off all over your dead corpse. then its rape, see? perfect sense. rape is not, i repeat NOT a sexual crime —goodtimes3 |
|
|
|
|
Lou Cypher |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:02 PM What about non-violent crimes? Like, say I was to jaywalk...and then come? —Lou Cypher |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yesterdaze |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:26 PM
Edited Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:30 PM Let's see if you guys can establish pattern-thinking skills: 1)A, B, C, D, ___ ? 2) 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, ____? 3)Rape is to sexual crime, as helmet is to ____? Fisrt one to answer all three correctly wins a complimentery fannypack with the stripclub logo of your choice.
Yesterdaze
—Yesterdaze |
|
|
|
|
TortillaFactory |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:27 PM What the hell do you mean, "non-violent crime"?! Don't you get it? IF YOU COME, IT'S VIOLENT! NOT SEXUAL! But not if I come, because I'm a girl. Then it's sexual. —TortillaFactory |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lou Cypher |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:32 PM YEAH! OK, I want my fannypack logo to be "Chippendales"! —Lou Cypher |
|
|
|
|
Yesterdaze |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:33 PM Hahaha, this place cracks me up so much.
Yesterdaze
—Yesterdaze |
|
|
|
|
foob2011 |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:51 PM goodtimes- I'm going to argue that masturbating on the corpse of someone you have just killed does not make it rape. It makes two violent crimes(1.murder and 2. masturbation) and only mastrubation is rape(you are raping yourself). However, for the murder to be a part of the rape, the orgasm must be spontaneous. —foob2011 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
gouranga3221 |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 5:43 PM If masturbation is self-rape, then I am QUITE the violent criminal. Because I cum —gouranga3221 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Manual |
+ |
Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:40 PM No different than if I robbed a liquor store and stabbed the guy working there. ...and then came. —Manual |
|
|
|
|
clodhopper |
+ |
Sunday, January 9, 2005 at 10:21 PM It's like if I took $80,000 to throw the World Series for the sake of making gamblers millions of dollars... ...and then you cream yourself. —clodhopper |
|
|
|
|
Dusty TheHick |
+ |
Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 12:03 AM Like if you climb the local water tower, spray-paint a pot-leaf on it that actually makes it look like it's flipping the bird, accidentally knock an overrated, pretty-boy, cradle-robbed dork to the ground.... ...then "send out the troops" Sorry...Too many late-afternoon syndicated reruns. —Dusty TheHick |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dusty TheHick |
+ |
Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:22 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:23 PM "It's funny when friends get hurt." and then experience a "dishonorable discharge." —Dusty TheHick |
|
|
|
|
steve |
+ |
Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 8:42 PM Wow -- I was just going through my old shows and discovered the original "...And then you come" speech -- It was from September 23, 2003. I had no idea the bit had been running that long. —steve |
|
|
|
|
clodhopper |
+ |
Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 8:45 PM That's right, it was just a couple days before Dr. Drew came to my school. He mentioned the bit specifically in his appearance and I remembered not getting it (I hadn't listened to the show yet). —clodhopper |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
sillygilly25 |
+ |
Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 9:23 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 9:23 PM For as funny as the "and then you cum" part is, Adam brings up a good question that is debated by criminologists and social scientists around the world. I went to a conference in November and one of the scientists said it was not a sexual crime and there was uproar by many in the audience because he did not back up his paper with any definitive proof. I would take up this question as a thesis but I would like to graduate before I reach retirement age. —sillygilly25 |
|