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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 1:30 PM Does anyone have a sound file of that drop? With the lady saying it in a really funny voice? I can't find it in the Sounds section, but maybe I'm just being stupid again. It's very possible... —Forest Spirit |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 1:42 PM I had an Ex-girlfriend that literally tried to put orange jello on my genitals and eat it off. Man she was weird, never let a girl blindfold you, dude, never. —Darkfloyd |
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Forest Spirit |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 1:51 PM Seeing as I'm a straight female myself, it shouldn't be that much of a problem. ^_~ That's actually a good idea your girlfriend had, but Jello and sex should never mix. Ever. —Forest Spirit |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 1:53 PM Just be glad it wasn't Jello pudding. She might bust out her best Bill Cosby impression as she went down on you. —clodhopper |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:05 PM That's actually a good idea your girlfriend had, but Jello and sex should never mix. Ever. How is it they should never mix but it's still a good idea? —Dark Laith |
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Forest Spirit |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:11 PM What I meant was that she had a great idea going before she introduced the Jello. —Forest Spirit |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:31 PM the great idea being having sex? or bringing food into the sex? or just eating jello in general? —foob2011 |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 3:14 PM Forest spirit, im going to need to see credentials before i allow you to go down on me. —Darkfloyd |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:08 PM
Edited Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:09 PM Just be glad it wasn't Jello pudding. She might bust out her best Bill Cosby impression as she went down on you. —clodhopper I've heard an impression (by comedian Jeff Altman) of Bill Cosby with Tourette's Syndrome, that MUST be heard to be appreciated. (The CD is called Jeff Altman Live at the Comedy Store.) What he said is: "Say, y'know, ya take the Jello Pudding, and you SPREAD IT ALL OVER YOUR ASS-HOLE!!!!!!!" —Dusty TheHick |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:10 PM And, for the record, I don't dig the whole food/sex combination deal. I mean, there are few enough enjoyable activities in life as it is; Why consolidate them? —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 12:53 AM you mean you guys have had never enjoyed the sweet and subtle taste of a hotdog with vag-juices on it....damn, your missing out —Theo |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:39 AM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:40 AM I don't get the whole food-n-sex together thing. Sex has enough of a clean-up factor, now you want to clean chocolate sauce out of the bedspread too?
On that note, nothing sucks more than buying a new porno, and finding out they wasted a scene on 2 girls spraying milk or cheese or whipped cream or whatever on each other. —gouranga3221 |
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Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 12:20 PM Sugar in the vagina can lead to infection - gives the yeast something to eat. I'm just sayin'. —Dubious Merit |
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Dubious Merit |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 1:09 AM That's the one thing Cosmo's insane sex advice has that I miss on Loveline: the constant reminding not to put anything sugary in your hoo-hoo to surprise the hubby. —Dubious Merit |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 9:04 AM I wonder if they'll ever run out of ideas for their regular "37,865 WAYS TO DRIVE HIM WILD IN BED" features. —TortillaFactory |
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Dark Laith |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:16 AM I figure they just keep rewording the same stuff... —Dark Laith |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:14 PM I figured it was like those pregnancy/baby magazines - their readership turns over every few years, as an individual woman stops being pregnant or tires of the novelty of pregnancy information, so they're free to reprint articles every five years or so. That's how there can be so many damn magazines about babies and being pregnant, while there aren't enough advancements in the subject matter to warrent a monthly discussion. Cosmo reader attrition is probably due to switches in mindset and subscription to Good Housekeeping or Ladies' Home Journal, not by fatal Cool Whip-caused yeast infections. —Dubious Merit |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 2:08 PM You're probably right, Merit, but this idea just zoomed through my feeble mind: what if the cosmo readers are so... inept that they forget how to get the magazine? It could happen. "I need another one, but, but, but I can't remember how I got THIS one!* —gouranga3221 |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 2:15 PM
Edited Friday, January 14, 2005 at 2:16 PM And maybe they're so inept that they just forget the stuff they read LAST month as well once they get the magazine. —Dark Laith |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 5:27 PM "What's this thread about again?" Exactly. —nvgoddess |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:04 PM I'm pretty sure it's about jello. —steve |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:25 PM "what's this thread about again?"
- yea lol
the first post ever on this is that he just wanted to know if he could get a copy of that drop. haha amazing what things can turn into....."does it go in the butt?"
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:52 PM Sugar in the vagina can lead to infection - gives the yeast something to eat. -DubiousMerit
[drop] Little yeastie on the peckerooooooooooooooooooo?
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:59 PM Perhaps so, but the quote that went down into the annals (insert own bad joke here) (insert own bad "insertion" joke here) of history was the one I cited, or something similar. —TortillaFactory |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:20 PM Yes, I know, I read that a while ago. I was just distilling it for the masses. Sort of like "Elementary, my dear Watson," which, as we know, Sherlock Holmes never really said. —TortillaFactory |
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Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:24 PM
Edited Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:25 PM ...and since we're talking about mis-quotes, it was really "Houston, WE'VE HAD a problem."
All this just because poor Forest Spirit wanted a jello-drop.
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Muppet |
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Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:01 AM ....where you cum —Muppet |
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HazeTrooper |
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Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:21 AM ...and since we're talking about mis-quotes, it was really "Houston, WE'VE HAD a problem." —Dusty TheHick And "Play it again, Sam"!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA Shit... I got nothing. Hold me Dusty. —HazeTrooper |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, January 17, 2005 at 1:13 AM And "Play it again, Sam"!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA Never said in the movie.
Errr. I mean Jackie...
Ahem. —HazeTrooper *panic receding* —Dusty TheHick |
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