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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:21 PM I was looking around, and now I am making a plee on this board.
If anyone has, or knows where I can get Ashlee Simpsons performance from two nights ago, I would greatly appreciate it. —Juanus |
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Lou Cypher |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:30 PM Juanus, you mean her singing the National Anthem before the USC/Okla game? —Lou Cypher |
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Juanus |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:39 PM Actually, It was the Half Time show of the USC/Okla game. I didn't know that she sang the national anthem also. If anyone has that also... —Juanus |
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foob2011 |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:45 PM Why? Do you want to masturbate to it?(violent crime) —foob2011 |
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AceCarolla |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:46 PM http://www.digitalbattlegrounds.com/simpson.avi there you go. —AceCarolla |
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AceCarolla |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:52 PM Although it's not the full thing it just has the best part. Chugga Chugga Choo Choo! 
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digger |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:59 PM Ooooh look, she's using a 'corded' mic. It must be real, LOL. —digger |
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Juanus |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:44 PM Good Work Ace. I really apprciate it. I still want the whole thing though, so if anyone has it...
The Aceman says, "Don't be a bummer"
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:57 PM
Edited Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:57 PM I saw the video on yahoo news... man that was some horrible singing. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Ernasty |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 4:45 PM boy she sure does suck —Ernasty |
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maxPOWER |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 4:47 PM she has no talent. she needs to do a rap record —maxPOWER |
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Ernasty |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 4:59 PM no more rim shots i'm sick of them —Ernasty |
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TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 5:16 PM OH MY GOD. Everyone, Ernasty is sick of rimshots. CEASE IMMEDIATELY! Oh, wait. No one cares. —TortillaFactory |
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steve |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 5:31 PM *rimshot* —steve |
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steve |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 5:31 PM Hold on -- I gotta add "Thank you and goodnight!" to that one. —steve |
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Ernasty |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 5:44 PM OH MY GOD. Everyone, Ernasty is sick of rimshots. CEASE IMMEDIATELY! Oh, wait. No one cares. —TortillaFactory truly draconian :( —Ernasty |
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Manual |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 5:45 PM Fuck I hate me some Ashlee Simpson. —Manual |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 6:10 PM They were playing some of her tunes, and making fun of her on Stern this morning. I had never heard her before that, because I make a solid effort to avoid top 40 garbage.
Man, is she a horrible singer. It makes me sick that she can have a career (??) just because her sister is hot (sort of, in a weird way). Top 40 sucks. —gouranga3221 |
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Colin |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 6:17 PM Hey Ernasty!! Who are you calling draconian? Pot? Meet kettle. You're both black. —Colin |
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clodhopper |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:02 PM And don't you forget, Colin HATES black people! —clodhopper |
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Dark Laith |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:11 PM Hates them? Is that why he keeps trying to smack them with his penis? I thought the phallus was a symbol of LOVE, man. —Dark Laith |
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clodhopper |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:13 PM Anything involving the penis is completely violent, don't you know that? —clodhopper |
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Ernasty |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:15 PM shut up you stinkin christian —Ernasty |
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Dark Laith |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:16 PM Really. So, say, when Adam urinated the bed at the age of 13 or whenever... that would be a violent crime, right? —Dark Laith |
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clodhopper |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 2:17 PM The bed is not merely a victim, it's a SURVIVOR of Adam's VIOLENT assault on it with his penis. It needs counseling and to be sure its identity isn't revealed in the papers. —clodhopper |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:43 PM My dog took a shit today and I named it Ashlee Simpson. —benben |
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TortillaFactory |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:51 PM So, say, when Adam urinated the bed at the age of 13 or whenever... that would be a violent crime, right? I thought it was his bladder rebelling against the sheets. —TortillaFactory |
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steve |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 5:20 PM ^ And don't get me started about the time his ass rebelled against the shower. —steve |
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TortillaFactory |
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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 6:50 PM Heh. Sorta like when Richard Gere talked to the troops about turning their anger into "positive energy". —TortillaFactory |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:57 PM My dog took a shit today and I named it Ashlee Simpson. —benben
Come on, dude...What did that pile of dog-turds do to deserve that?
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Friday, January 21, 2005 at 5:06 PM
Edited Friday, January 21, 2005 at 5:14 PM Hey all you Ashlee Simpson dissenters- Go ahead and sign the petition to stop her performing. Yeah, I know it's not really going to do anything, but it's already got 130,000+ signatures, so let's embarrass the fuck out of her.
Petition signer #20's comment:Ashlee - it's 14:59 min Sec.
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Saturday, January 22, 2005 at 7:35 AM LMAO @ Manual "damn i hate me some Ashlee Simpson" haha dont know why but that hit the spot times were u could ruin ur career getting caught lip synching (milli vanilli) oh but not these days, seeing as how the music is really the last and least important aspect of ur career as a musician. " dont worry ashlee, we know u dont think u can sing that well but u ARE related to jessica and u are cute and we have 8 top notch producers here who are excited to work with u and start mining and sifting thru ur soul for something that we can turn into a hit song
one hit song and u will be rich for life@!@!! i just wanna LA LA holy shit thats it!! thats gold!!! i just wanna LA LA pure genius and dont ever let anyone ever tell u otherwise" usa STILL the greatest country in the world no education no morals complete and utter barren wasteland of music force feeding children the goriest most violent video games and movies but well all be damned if the kids can see a boob on tv fantastic GO USA!! —AbsolutCarib |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 9:32 AM hahah woe sweeeeet. I just saw a clip somewhere showing ashlee simpson standing holding her huge platinum record award!! nice she did it they say shes gone 4 times platinum and u can sure see why ill bet she sells more than elvis presley may not make for much a career success story tho " she was related to a famous person and then she got a reality show" well i guess thats every famous star's story these days i cant wait for paris hilton to make a album too its gonna be a music revolution
eat your heart out musicians u shouldnt have wasted all that time on hard honest work in learning an instrument u shoudl have just gone onto celebrity's uncensored 5 —AbsolutCarib |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 10:34 AM i cant wait for paris hilton to make a album too its gonna be a music revolution No. No. No. No. No. No. No. *crawls into a corner, clutching his head and rocking back and forth* —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 5:43 PM Aw Laith, are you kidding, man? -- The new Lindsay Lohan album is slammin', yo! This is the kind of music you'll remember forever or quite possibly for five minutes. —steve |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 6:23 PM I'd actually rather listen to an Ashlee Simpson song instead of reading another AbsoluteCarib post. Seriously, watching his awful typing while he complains about a lack of education in America is such a glaring hypocrisy that I can barely process it. —clodhopper |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 7:03 PM http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html —dawn_fayhe |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 8:06 PM I don't think she sucks completely. She just isn't talented enough to made a record based based on true merit and not her big sister. She's about a 7, though. Not teh sexy at all. —Jason |
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 8:57 PM I don't have a problem with her putting out her crappy music. I have a big problem with her constantly blaming everying from her band to football fans for her shitty performances. She is in major denial over her lack of talent. —sillygilly25 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 6:52 PM Aw Laith, are you kidding, man? -- The new Lindsay Lohan album is slammin', yo! This is the kind of music you'll remember forever or quite possibly for five minutes. —steve Your FAMILY, however, will remember it ALWAYS as the music you were listening to when you killed yourself. —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 7:43 PM ...or the music they caught me masturbating to -- whichever one comes first. —steve |
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