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Theo

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:50 PM

just curious of names and ages of you guys and gals, first and middle names are a must, last name optional


theo kevin lemasters
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Theo

  

nvgoddess

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:50 PM
Edited Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:52 PM

My name is Jess, I'm almost 23, and I'm an alcoholic. Oh wait, too much information?

nvgoddess

  

Theo

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:52 PM

whats your middle name?

Theo

  

nvgoddess

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:54 PM
Edited Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:54 PM

It's nonexistent. I mean, that's not my middle name. I don't have one. Anybody have any suggestions? I want one!

nvgoddess

  

Colin

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:56 PM

Why didn't you just name this thread "a/s/l" and put us all in a time machine set for 1996.

MIRC roolz...

Colin

  

Theo

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:58 PM

well, it would have to go with your 1st and last? is your 1st jess or jessica?

you should give me the honor of giving you a middle name, but you have to get it official at the courthouse

Theo

  

nvgoddess

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:59 PM

Um, I guess technically it's Jessica, but I hate that so I go by Jess. I don't want something like "Marie" or "Anne" or something generic like that...

nvgoddess

  

Theo

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:59 PM

Why didn't you just name this thread "a/s/l" and put us all in a time machine set for 1996.

MIRC roolz...
—Colin


LOL,i know, very 14 of me!

Theo

  

Colin

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:01 PM

How weird. I'm editing 2001-07-24. The caller has a boyfriend and his ex's name is Jessie. Adam asked if she was a lesbian.

Colin

  

Theo

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:02 PM

hmmmm, if you IM me your last name ill come up a good one for you....


my AIM id is BurmudaHank


THEN ILL LOOK YOU UP AND FIND YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE PICTURES OF YOU GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!

Theo

  

nvgoddess

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:02 PM

Nope, not me. Although I have been on a couple times. But that was definitely not it.

nvgoddess

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:04 PM

Elizabeth Rowden Nast.

Yes. For real. Please shoot me now.

Oh, and 17/F/WA even though EVERYONE knows that now.

TortillaFactory

  

hindudot1788

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:06 PM

Alexander Michael Botoman, or AL-Bot for short. 17 from the ATL.

hindudot1788

  

Colin

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:10 PM

Holy shit, Liz. That has to be a family name. Rowden, for fuck's sake. They were just begging for you to get abused in school.

Colin

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:12 PM

That's why they homeschooled me.

And yeah, it was my Grandma's maiden name.

TortillaFactory

  

steve

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:24 PM

Seriously Liz -- that's an awesome name -- It sounds famous -- but not like, "insubstantial pop-culture" famous -- more like "literary" famous. You need to start writing books or something.

As for me, Steven Carl Heise, age 32, male.

steve

  

Monkeyfarmer

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:24 PM

I'm John Paul Felicetta and I'm 16...also ive listened to loveline for 4 years nonstop (whatever thats worth)

Monkeyfarmer

  

Muppet

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:29 PM

4 years nonstop? that means no sleeping, and as soon as a loveline episode ended you listened to another one

Muppet

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:30 PM

You need to start writing books or something.

Done. Well...I haven't actually ever FINISHED a book, but I do write a lot.

TortillaFactory

  

jackie

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:33 PM

Jaqueline(Jackie) Renee, 15, Chicago IL

jackie

  

Lou Cypher

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:42 PM

Eric Armstrong, 28, turn-offs include mean people, turn-ons include women of the legal age, or at least ones that look close enough that I could lie to myself about.

Lou Cypher

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:48 PM

Why didn't you just name this thread "a/s/l" and put us all in a time machine set for 1996.

MIRC roolz...


—Colin

Dude...Please give yourself the "cheers" smiley on my behalf.


James Daniel...36. Got any MORE fucking questions, Theo?

Dusty TheHick

  

gouranga3221

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:50 PM

Why tell this cat your real names? What is the point?

gouranga3221

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 9:00 PM
Edited Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 9:05 PM

That's why I left off my last name. I saw his pics, and he seems a little shady. In fact, a LOT of us do. 'Dems was jokes.

Dusty TheHick

  

Manual

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 9:42 PM

He wants to stalk us all!

Manual

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 9:47 PM

...and then come.

Dusty TheHick

  

Manual

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 9:59 PM

Rape is a violent crime. Not a sexual one.

Manual

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 10:02 PM

It is ABSOLUTELY a violent crime

...where you come.

Dusty TheHick

  

Manual

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 10:04 PM

No different than if you robbed a liquor store.

and then came.

Manual

  

clodhopper

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:43 AM

It's NO different than if I killed my neighbor with a shovel, tore off his head, shat down his neck, and pretended to write Chinese poetry on the walls with his blood...

...while I busted a nut.

clodhopper

  

savethebabies

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 2:09 AM

that sounded cathartic... oh well.

savethebabies

  

gouranga3221

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 2:17 AM

I don't know why everyone is making smartass remarks about rape not being violent. It is so totally violent. It is EXACTLY the SAME as if I were to be walking down to the Dale's Jr. to get a pack of cigarettes, happen upon a transient fellow, club him with a blackjack, shiv him with a pen, put a cigar out on him, douse him with kerosene, and then torch him with my lighter.


And then cum all over

gouranga3221

  

left arm to the vending machine

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 2:19 AM

18/Male/Oregon

left arm to the vending machine

  

Goddess of Death

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 6:32 AM

Kathryn Rose, 14.

Goddess of Death

  

Folgers

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 7:02 AM
Edited Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 7:02 AM

Patrick Martin, Fredonia, NY...(that's an hour south of Buffalo)

oh yeah, and 17 years young.

Folgers

  

j4k3

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 7:14 AM

Gian Carlo Fisichella, 24

j4k3

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 9:16 AM

Laith Ismail Ahmad, 18. (Didn't we already have a thread like this somewhere else, but more elaborate?)

Dark Laith

  

chix0r

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 9:19 AM
Edited Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 9:20 AM

This is the third thread I've seen that's basically a/s/l, and I've only been a forum member for a month.

Oh, and DL, what name do you actually go by?

chix0r

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 9:22 AM

Laith. Although my various nicknames include Nazi, Crazy Half-Arab, Half-Chick, IIama, and others. (I have bizzare friends.)

Dark Laith

  

chix0r

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 9:24 AM

Does it mean anything? And can you tell I don't meet a lot of people with foreign names? Heh.

chix0r

  

drewdrop

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 9:29 AM

Michael Anthony C.

drewdrop

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 10:25 AM

Does it mean anything? And can you tell I don't meet a lot of people with foreign names? Heh.

Actually, no, I couldn't tell. heh.

It means 'lion' in Arabic.

Dark Laith

  

Goddess of Death

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 11:12 AM

That's cool. Guess what MY name means: virgin.

Goddess of Death

  

Ernasty

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 11:52 AM

congratulations to you. and in case nobody got this, which i do expect you to since you are smarter than the average loveline fan, my name is

ERNEST PETERS and i'm 15. and i have a brown dog.

Ernasty

  

Goddess of Death

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:21 PM

Cool. I ahve three dogs. One is white, one is black, and the last is tan. Like anyone cares.

Goddess of Death

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:56 PM

Mandee Ivy, 17. I think I have the worst middle name. Although, if I became a rapper, I'd go by Poyzin Ivee. My first name is actually Amanda, but I go by Mandee. Actually, it was originally spelled Mandy, but in 4th grade, I changed it to Mandee. I felt that the appropriate time to announce this change to my family was right after my grandmother's funeral. So, that was definitely good times. I won't post my last name, but I'll give you a hint: it's Jewy.

mandeemoo22

  

foob2011

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 2:10 PM

Let me guess: Schwartkztvkwchish

foob2011

  

rayray

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 2:15 PM

Rachel/18

rayray

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 2:22 PM

Let me guess: Schwartkztvkwchish

I bet it's Goldmansteinishburgzt!

Dark Laith

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:07 PM

actually, foob was incredibly close!

mandeemoo22

  

steve

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:13 PM

I'm gonna go with "Schwartzman", after one of my favourite actors (and fellow June 26th birthday dude), Jason Schwartzman.

steve

  

Ernasty

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:56 PM

those names sound more german to me than jewish

Ernasty

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:59 PM

Jewish names tend to be German, I think.

Dark Laith

  

Manual

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 4:03 PM

Alls I know is, Rushmore was a great movie.

Manual

  

Ernasty

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 4:19 PM

"Jewish names tend to be German, I think."


oh. lol.

Ernasty

  

shiner like a diamond

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 7:53 PM

Abby Gray C. in D.C.

shiner like a diamond

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 7:59 PM

They are all kinda Germanish. Mine means black in German, so it makes me feel really gangsta. Steve got it, but without the "man". I already have a "man" in my first name, so I don't feel the need to have two because I'm a monogamous kind of person. Oh, btw, I'm sorry I said gangsta.

mandeemoo22

  

foob2011

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 8:02 PM

or is it "Wisenheimer"?

foob2011

  

foob2011

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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 8:05 PM

my friend's last name is Kleinmann- means small man

foob2011

  

goodtimestherebuddy

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 12:08 AM

hi im george 24 and im new but i listen whenever i can i live in texas moving to arizona

goodtimestherebuddy

  

GooseAss

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 1:55 AM

Thomas Gabriel Warrior, 26

GooseAss

  

and don't call me shirley

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 6:50 AM

Pu Ping/20/ I'm taiwanese

and don't call me shirley

  

foob2011

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 11:26 AM

"Warrior" - best last name ever

foob2011

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 4:54 PM

"Warrior" - best last name ever

Except for "Shaft".

[/obscure LL reference]

TortillaFactory

  

goodtimes3

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 6:50 PM

william branden. 17
why do i get the feeling ill get raped?

goodtimes3

  

foob2011

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 6:59 PM

Because I'm standing right behind you, and I am about to penetrate.

foob2011

  

goodtimes3

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:00 PM

damn... good thing i have pants on....

and you cant rape the willing

goodtimes3

  

chix0r

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Friday, January 7, 2005 at 7:14 PM

Do you hate your parents for the eternal perception that your middle name has been misspelled?

chix0r

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 10:24 PM

Hey, Darkie...


http://www.rudefriend.com/rudeStory.cfm?series=1&page=1&&ID=10

THAT'S not YOU, is it? Incidentally, I am known as "The Hick" at that site. I'm sure it doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to notice Carolla's influence. lol

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 8:58 AM

LOL no, I don't think that's me. That took place in Wisconsin. And I don't think I hang out with anyone who's 15. Nor do I call people "fat bitch". But that's weird, because reading that does feel like someone's accusing me of all this stuff...

Dark Laith

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:21 PM

I figured that it probably wasn't you. I also figured that it would be an opportunity to display my level of skill at ass-holishness*.


*I LOVE that word. THIS post is an excuse to use the word. lol

Dusty TheHick

  

Stacy

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 3:29 PM

Stacy & 16

Stacy

  

Jason

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 8:09 PM

Duh... Jason.

I'm 18.

Jason

  

ankiedada

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 8:12 PM

Ankur (pronounced encore). I'm 19.

ankiedada

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 8:22 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 8:22 PM

Nice to meet you, Duh... Jason.

Dusty TheHick

  

steve

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 8:24 PM

Now Jason -- you say to him, "Nice to meet you too Duh-sty." Dude, it'll be hilarious.

steve

  

Jason

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 8:24 PM

It's funny cuz' I'm slow.

Jason

  

thejoeinme

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 8:28 PM

Thomas Gabriel Warrior, 26
—GooseAss

I like that, that's funny. What a great band they are.

Anyway, my name is Joe, I'm 20 years old, and (in my best Dr Drew voice) I- I'm a rapist.

thejoeinme

  

chum

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:20 PM

Dusty TheHick
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 9:47 PM

...and then come.

--------- very funny, i cracked up.

chum

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:46 PM

chum, are you NEW? That's only like the 612th time that line's been used here on the forum! lol

Dusty TheHick

  

chum

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 1:47 AM

semi

chum

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 7:14 PM

Check "The Official '..and then you come' Thread." lol

Dusty TheHick

  

Tyler Durden

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 6:04 AM

Tyler Durden, 69

Tyler Durden

  

jjgold

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 3:44 PM

JJ Gold 38 Newark, NJ
5-5" 289
I may sound fat but trust me I am solid.

jjgold

  

Lou Cypher

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Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 4:15 PM

Where's Marilyn McCoo when you need her?

Lou Cypher

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, January 21, 2005 at 4:10 PM

/\ ROFL /\


HEY, HEY, HEY!!!

Dusty TheHick

  

Lou Cypher

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Friday, January 21, 2005 at 4:12 PM

Dusty, thanks for getting it. I originally went with Deney Terrio only to realize that was "Dance Fever" instead.

Lou Cypher

  

Stephan

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Monday, January 24, 2005 at 9:44 PM

5-5 289 is fat.

Stephan - 16 - 6' 180, and I play high school football.

Stephan

  

masonjar_condition

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Monday, January 24, 2005 at 9:53 PM

Stephan - 16 - 6' 180, and I play high school football

In 2 short years you will have a promising career and be able to decipher what I say, 2 sylables ahead when I give the statement

"Quarter Pounder with Cheese, small fry, apple pie"

...Live it up on the field, brother... Life tends to follow with some really nasty blows that you can not "wrap up in tape and go on playing" with.

masonjar_condition

  

Stephan

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Monday, January 24, 2005 at 10:49 PM

Unfortunately, I also attend the 26th best public school in the nation. So not only do I beat the crap out of nerds like you, I'm also going to Harvard.

Stephan

  

Colin

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Monday, January 24, 2005 at 11:04 PM

Touche.

Overkill, but touche...

Colin

  

HazeTrooper

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Monday, January 24, 2005 at 11:20 PM

Or - Wait untill the B.U. football guys cross the bridge and beat the hell out of your snotty Havard attitude a few times...

HazeTrooper

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 12:05 AM

...Live it up on the field, brother... Life tends to follow with some really nasty blows that you can not "wrap up in tape and go on playing" with.


—masonjar_condition


Every jock I knew in high school is a fat lummox now.

Dusty TheHick

  

masonjar_condition

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 12:10 AM

Yeah, good times passing those SAT's in high school with coaches help... hard times in college when you are expected to build on them.... Short lived good times, jocks... I enjoyed my 10 year high school reunion... most of the "jocks" were now "teamsters" on the injured list fighting corporate america for basic benefits. God speed football! It is life!

masonjar_condition

  

nvgoddess

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 9:20 AM

Can you "Godspeed" a sport?

nvgoddess

  

pennywise

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 9:42 AM

I'm 18, and my name is pennywise

pennywise

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 10:36 AM

I'm also going to Harvard.

*is reminded of the recent stunt Yale pulled*

Dark Laith

  

steve

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 5:45 PM

Pshaw! I'm a Florida Community College of Jacksonville man myself. I bid you all good day. *turns nose up and walks away*

steve

  

Rob Schneider assassin

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 5:46 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 5:47 PM

Steven Merrick, 20 years young.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Rob Schneider assassin

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 6:35 PM

Can you "Godspeed" a sport?

—nvgoddess


I think he just DID. You can "Godspeed" ANYthing. hehehe

Dusty TheHick

  

steve

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 7:39 PM

Godspeed Dusty... Godspeed. *turns and stares off into the horizon*

steve

  

nvgoddess

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 9:17 PM

I thought "Godspeeding" was reserved for heroic, Ben-Affleck-in-Armageddon types. But hey - I'm all for the promotion of Godspeeding everywhere. Godspeed, everyone.

nvgoddess

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 9:23 PM

How would God say godspeed? Would he say mespeed or just speed? These are some very important questions.

mandeemoo22

  

nvgoddess

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 9:23 PM

I think it would be "Speed, young man." "Mespeed" doesn't sound very...um...godly.

nvgoddess

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 10:29 PM

Actually, it sounds a bit Cookie-monsterish.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 10:42 PM

*turns into a little furry blue creature*

Mmmm! Speed!

Dark Laith

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 10:53 PM

Chew all you want, but you're incabable of swallowing!! That shit used to bug the hell out of me!

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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