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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 3:13 PM not much of a pickup line but what would the chicks think of this, i was trying to think of a line that was spontaneous.... "i was just looking at you pictures when i realized, you have the most beautiful smile." hahaha, hows that just to start off with ;) hopefully a spontaneous compliment is a good start. —Ace's MRAC |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 3:25 PM Remember to focus on the spontaneous part -- Adam had a good bit about this a while ago -- He was talking about how guys sorta hit-up girls with all this weird pent-up energy -- You can't seem like you've been mulling over whatever you're going to say for the past three weeks. It has to feel natural -- like you bumped into them and it just popped into your head. —steve |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 3:49 PM try this, next time a hot girl is next to you, look over at her and say in a narrative voice like something from a 40's detective movie "she was a brunette(or blonde, red head, etc.), a brunette that'd make a bishop kick out a stained glass window"....if that doesnt get a smile, nothing will —Theo |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 4:40 PM
Edited Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 4:41 PM HAHAHA, once again theo is the man —Ace's MRAC |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 5:12 PM I'd totally do a guy who said something like that...witty AND charming! It doesn't get much better than that... —nvgoddess |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 5:15 PM I'd say "that guy is freaking insane" and back away slowly. All you have to do to get my attention is say..anything that's not a pickup line. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 6:39 PM Theo, in theory yours is good, but in real life it's smarmy and somewhat frightening. It would work in a movie, though, and I like it. —TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 6:41 PM ok so hows this one on you two chicks in real life.... hey lets get it on.... aw jea aw jea —Ace's MRAC |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:02 PM Just never say anything too cheesy and don't say anything that would give the impression that you're trying too hard. Being honest and simply friendly is the way to go. Just some advice. :p —CynicalAngel |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:09 PM Well Ace's MRAC, that depends entirely upon how hot you are. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:10 PM I'd probably do it just because any guy that said that has to have some balls...which means...oh wait...I'd probably do it becase why the hell not, that's why! —nvgoddess |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:04 PM I bet you $100 you wont have sex with me. Is that a keg in your pants, because i would like to tap that! —Muppet |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:06 PM I'm not one to turn down a good bet! :) Oh wait... —nvgoddess |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:08 PM
Edited Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:12 PM *pelvic thrust*
unh my magical watch says your not wearing any panties. you are? Then it must be an hour fast! do you wash your clothes with windex because I can see myself in your pants! girl, you must be working at subway, because you just gave me a footlong! you must be tired cause youve been running through my mind! Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas —Muppet |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:15 PM How about: "You're not a cop, are you? Good. Now how much for a BJ?" [rimshot] —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:16 PM "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" —Theo |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:32 PM No! The subway one was the funniest. Now, No soup for you! Next! —Muppet |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 11:53 PM Theo, you could just try "Hi! I like Raymond Chandler! Wanna fuck?" Actually, speaking of planning bon mots ahead of time, the way Chandler was able to reliably come up with such great lines as the "make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window" was by writing down turns of phrase as they came to him, then file them meticulously by subjects (Women, Thugs, Gunplay) in a file drawer, to be drawn upon later while writing. "I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun." Ibid. —Dubious Merit |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 12:06 AM wow, goodtimes, i couldnt remember his name but i remembered the line...i wouldve asked the forum but thought it was to random and required reading of material only a few would ever concider and even fewer would ever read, a friend of mine had a notebook his girlfriend had compiled of thoughts and qoutes and such and she had a whole page devoted to his lines.....funny shit though....i kind of take his approach to writing in my comedy writing —Theo |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 12:20 AM It's a damn shame, because Raymond Chandler, especially his Marlowe novels, is a really entertaining read. Doesn't seem dated at all. They're fairly conventional detective stories, archetypal even, but with that wonderful descriptive writing overlaying everything. "He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food." "From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet away."
The thing is, reading them you picture Chandler as being able to toss stuff like that off through the corner of his mouth, in between belts of scotch. It's heartening to know that the man behind Marlowe had to struggle as much as you or I would.
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:02 AM i will add his works to my library list —Theo |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 3:27 PM Me: Uhh..uh...uh...
Chick: Can I help you?
Me: Mmmmm....NICE TITS!
*Slapped in the face* Works everytime :) —drewdrop |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 9:48 PM
Edited Monday, January 10, 2005 at 9:48 PM drewdrop got slapped in the face....and then he came. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:05 PM Here's the guaranteed-to-get-you-laid line... "I make $120,000 a year after taxes... and I'm a virgin." —savethebabies |
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