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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:06 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:09 PM Adam's dream stories are always good. However, I never have had the "person that is talking isn't that person but someone else" thing he mentioned that Drew agreed is common. My wife said she can't remember having it either. My big thing is places meshing/merging together like it's normal. Like my house now the backdoor opens to the backyard where I grew up, but my college is right across the street as well kind of thing. I remember having some really freaky nightmares when I was young, but liking some of them because they were so cool. —Logo Lou |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:09 PM I've had both...but I can't say I ever liked my nightmares; they were always the scary, flashback kind of nightmares, not the cool, surrealist ones. —nvgoddess |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:12 PM I get the "person's actually someone else" thing all the time -- It's sort of like, they don't actually look anything like the person they're supposed to be, but it's implied that it's the essence of them. Also, that's funny Lou -- I get the "meshing/merging" thing all the time too -- I know exactly what you're talking about -- It's like, this is my bedroom in the house I grew up in, but it's also my office at work, etc. By the way, (prepare the "Calling all nerds!" drop) I've been writing down my dreams every single day since September 16, 2003. Goodtimes. —steve |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:20 PM Nerdy? Maybe. But I've thought about doing it. I remember a lot of them though. I love talking about dreams, but not the "hidden meaning" bullshit stuff, just the weird stories, etc. Like I've had dreams that continued on from where they left off the night before. I had a dream "end" like on a tv show with credits and everything, then everyone in it just stood around waiting for me to wake up. —Logo Lou |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:25 PM I get those too - As a kid I also got the 'dreaming you're standing in front of the toilet' and peeing dream. My most memorable nightmare was this: The corpse of Elvis was somehow dropped from the sky and split a tree in half as he/it came down. I decided to try to pry him free thinking that he must be worth some money to someone. After struggling to get him from in between the tree halves, I dropped him because I was so tired. I then sat down and naturally, Zombie Elvis gets up and starts doing the Frankenstein/Mummy walk toward me. I'm so freaked out I can't get up and run - I have to sort of crawl to get away. I don't even want to know what that dream means... —HazeTrooper |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:42 PM One time I dreamed my house was a grocery store. And then I ran into someone famous, but I can't remember who. Also, once I had a dream that I was about to have sex with my dad. Yep. Take it away, Junior Freudians... —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:45 PM *You're a lesbian* Drew, please! Actually Liz, my ex-girlfriend had a number of father/sex dreams, so you're definitely not the only one. —steve |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:51 PM I had my friend's house as grocery store. And the only way upstairs, which I HAD to get to for no real reason, was up one of those retractable attic ladders which came down on top of the produce section. Stepping on lettuce is kinda fun. My wife has "teeth falling out" dreams which drive her crazy. I once had a sex dream with this hot femme fatale, film noir type chick in this empty, dark, smoky, neon lit bar which was also... my grandma's house! —Logo Lou |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 9:21 PM I remember having some really freaky nightmares when I was young, but liking some of them because they were so cool. —Logo Lou Me too.
I had a dream "end" like on a tv show with credits and everything, then everyone in it just stood around waiting for me to wake up.
—Logo Lou
Ditto.
...and on an unrelated note...
When I was little, I was intimidated by railroad crossings, particularly the one relatively near my home. I used to have a recurring dream that the tracks ran through our yard, and we'd always have to vigilantly listen for the sound of an approaching train, so that we could run out and move our lawn furniture off the tracks. In other words, I used to dream that my family was too stupid to keep our damn lawn furniture off the tracks in the first place.
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 9:25 PM ...and speaking of our homes as stores... I once dreamed that I went into our upstairs bathroom, which looked normal, to take a whiz. Whilst whizzing, I looked out the window, down onto the lawn, and saw a set of golden arches towering to several feet below the window. When I went downstairs, the living room was entirely a McDonald's. (But I don't recall seeing the sign that said "Time to lean; Time to clean.") —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 9:28 PM My neighbors all have twelve million dogs, which bark on a never ending basis.
Last week, I dreamt that I had my neighbors all tied up, and was drilling 6" deck screws into their heads, at different positions for each person, and monitoring how they each reacted to the screw being in a different place, as punishment for irresponsible dog ownership. I had a clipboard and everything. Crazy shit, Dial, crazy shit. —gouranga3221 |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 9:43 PM My worst semi-recurring dream is that an armed intruder enters "our" home (the "we" occupying the home changes depending on my cuurrent situation) and the motherfucker always shoots me dead. Oh, I also once dreamed of Jesus. By the way, he wasn't the armed intruder. —Lou Cypher |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 10:16 PM Just to be on the safe side Eric, I'm gonna call the cops if I see Jesus anywhere near your house. Out of curiosity, how many forum members have any kind of 'grocery store' dreams on a regular basis -- There have been a number mentioned already -- Also, I can verify that I've had like 8 million grocery store dreams in the last year and a half. I mean, what the hell is that? -- Why are we dreaming about grocery stores so much? —steve |
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HazeTrooper |
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 10:42 PM I don't think I've ever had a grocery store dream. Then again - I've never dreamed I was having sex with TortillaFactory's dad either... —HazeTrooper |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 1:34 AM I frequently have dreams where I'm in a grocery store of some description. Usually they're coupled with my other recurring dream theme: Zombies! I had one last night that was insanely in-depth; there were zombies everywhere, I met up with other survivors holing up in a high school, their anti-zombie measures were inadequate and zombies broke in, but only I was able to mount any kind of defense, and even then my gun kept jamming and half of them got eaten. Later, I was running around Fred Meyer with a shopping cart, filling it with canned food and ammunition, while fending off other shoppers who had become zombies, and being wary of others who had only half-turned. Then I got into some crazy car fighting in the parking lot with the half-zombies (you retained your motor skills for a little while after becoming a zombie, and could still drive). None of it was scary, per se; it was like I'd been on the run so long that everything was just exasperating. TortillaFactory: I had an about-to-have-sex-with-my-dad dream once too, when I was in high school. We never got down to business because it was in a national park and the rangers kept coming by and reminding us to use condoms. Thank you, thank you, US Department of Parks and Recreation! I don't usually have sex dreams that I remember, maybe once or twice a month, but once I had a dream where I won a contest to have sex with Adam. He was in a grouchy mood, and I wasn't that into it either, and we ended up just arguing over who was going to do what, and then we somehow ended up in a bar playing foosball instead. —Dubious Merit |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 1:52 AM Y'know, I'm 32 and I've never had a sex dream -- and it drives me crazy 'cause I want to have sex dreams -- Jesus Christ -- I've practically gotten to where I'm meditating on the thought of sex an hour before bed -- I'm readin' sex stories -- I've got a wall of TV's playing porn on a non-stop loop, but nope... I've gotta wander through a grocery store that looks like a warehouse (sometimes on roller skates) while my girlfriend ignores me and some guy I haven't seen since 7th grade is talking about the most random things you could possibly imagine. —steve |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 2:05 AM Cool - but I have really nice sex dreams quite often... Like once a week. And occasionally - Like once in every 100 I have an orgasmic sex dream... Except I got no 'product' to make it real (Whether or not you understand the preceding sentence is totally dependent on the fact that you might be male and have had a.. successful? wet dream). The wet dream is a great way to wake up - but also a huge pain because if you are alone you have to change the sheets, if you aren't alone you have to explain why the sheet is essentially super-glued to your partner’s neck... I haven’t made the ‘soup’ since like 1992… ...Nevermind... —HazeTrooper |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:15 AM My dreams are usually sexual, or I'm in a movie..but it's real..but I know it's a movie..heh. I get that "someone is there, but it looks nothing like them, but it is them" thing all the time. On a similar tangent, what do people dream about you doing? I've had people I only know on-line dream about me, which I think is weird. Oh, and I bet people dream a lot about grocery stores..because they go there every week. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 10:47 AM Ooh, sex dreams are fun. And I've totally had the orgasmic ones - my favorite! My only recurring dream isn't exactly a recurring dream so much as a recurring theme. I'm always running from someone or something, but my legs feel sooo heavy and I'm going incredibly slow. No matter how hard I try or what I do, I end up slowing to a near stop. I never quite get caught by whatever I'm fleeing, because I always wake up right before it happens. No grocery store or zombie dreams, though. —nvgoddess |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 11:12 AM I've only had a few sex dreams, and only one of them didn't freak me out somehow (it was quite good, actually, I was doing this blonde model in a hotel; did it twice in the bathtub and then again after that on the bed. Never had a wet dream though.) Sometimes I get dreams where I'm chasing or hunting someone, but most of my dreams involve being chased or hunted down. Like this one where I was in this big outdoor theater type place (it looked like an indoor one, but no walls except around the stage) and there were people in old 18th century clothing tap-dancing on stage. After that I was "outside" or where outside would be if it had actual walls, talking with a couple of my friends about how "the play" really sucked, and suddenly... well, everything went wrong. The sun set in about 3 seconds, and as it was setting my friends necks suddenly split open, like someone invisible had slit their throats all at the same time. Everyone else started turning into these shadowy wraith things, and they opened their red glowing eyes. By then it was nighttime, and I started running throughout the city, doing these almost Matrix-style martial arts moves and running up buildings and trying to fight through them, but they were everywhere and kept swarming over me, and... yeah. I don't really remember how it ended. —Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 4:56 PM i liked adams dream about deep frying sheep lol —maxPOWER |
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:22 PM On a similar tangent, what do people dream about you doing?
Years ago, while I visited my sister at college for a weekend, one of her sorority sisters dreamt I threw up. (Lovely)
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 8:15 PM When I was in highschool, a girl dreamt that I was teaching her younger brother how to skateboard. —steve |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 12:03 AM
Edited Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 12:04 AM My sister dreamt I was trying to wake her up, once. Then she woke up, and decided to come yell at me for waking her up. That was a fun little mystery to solve. edit: I was asleep at the time, too, so it came as a surprise. —Dubious Merit |
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Thursday, January 6, 2005 at 1:53 AM I dreamt I came from the future and met John Kerry in the past. I told him to not say that stupid line about a certain million dollar support of a certain conflict involving his voting and lack thereof. He was also a prick who tried to kick my ass when I didn't tell him. Joke's on him though, he still lost. :D —clodhopper |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 11:48 AM Well, ladies and gentlemen, last night I had (TA-TAAAA!) my first truly sexual dream. I mean, I've had dreams before about PLANNING to have sex, or being ABOUT to have sex, but they were never erotic. This one was different. As with most dreams, I no longer recall the details, and even if I did they wouldn't make sense. I think there was some sort of family gathering, and for some reason there was a guy there who wasn't related to anybody. Must have been a family friend or something. As far as I know, I've never known or met anybody who looked or acted like this guy. Anyhoo, at some point we were all sitting around watching a movie or something, and he was telling me that he could fingerblast (don't recall if he used that actual word) me into orgasm without anyone noticing. I guess I was really turned on by him already, or we had a history of this kind of thing, because I agreed to let him do it. It felt REALLY GOOD. But before I could really get close, I guess the movie ended or something and I realized we had to stop because people would notice. So I got up and left, and he followed me, and we were wandering through this place that looked sort of like one of the levels in CounterStrike, or maybe Descent. But for some reason I knew it was one of those giant indoor playgrounds, with all the huge multicolored tubes and stuff...sort of like the McDonald's Playspace, but much bigger and cooler. I found this utility closet or something, and we went in and JUST as he was starting up again, I woke up. GAAAAAAAAAAAAH. The part that scares me the most is that I know this guy was quite a bit older than me. I remember that he looked distinguished, like Richard Gere, but not REALLY like Richard Gere...I have no idea who he was supposed to be. Analyze THAT, amateur Freudians. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 12:16 PM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 12:16 PM Analysis: You want to fingerblast yourself while playing CS (or Descent) with Richard Gere. —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 2:02 PM I don't know it sounds pretty normal. I(for some odd reason) have only had two sexual dreams, EVER. In both of them(unlike what Adam has said), the girls are just random people and I have no idea who they are. It was sort of like rape(I am dead serious), too, because neither of the girls reciprocated during the sexual part of the dream. However, in both of the dreams it was like I was watching a movie that was playing in my own eyes(i.e.- I couldn't control anything that I did in the dreams- whereas in my other, normal dreams, I CAN control what I do in the dreams). Any thoughts? —foob2011 |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 5:17 PM i also want to profess my love to tortilla factory.... —goodtimes3 |
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Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 5:56 PM A month ago or so I had a dream that Adam was also in. I was near a mall, and looked up to see an airplane on a very low altitude. It then crashed into the mall building. Someone next to me said, "Adam Carolla was in that plane!!!". Of course I was heartbroken and walked toward the site. Adam was there walking around with his RC plane controller. It had been one of his RC planes, but it looked normal sized to me as it flew overhead. —Colin |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:31 PM *verbally berating self for KNOWING Liz is 17, yet reading her post to the end ANYWAY* *hanging head in shame* —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, January 10, 2005 at 11:56 PM Richard Gere? Have you checked your anus for rodents lately? Maybe one is up there trapped and trying to signal it's way to freedom telepathically. —clodhopper |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:18 AM [singing as Stephen Lynch]: Bought a little gerbil at the petting zoo...If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.... —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 1:24 AM No one would ever say this, because he died, but wasn't Chris Reeve involved in that too? —gouranga3221 |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:05 AM Yeah, it was just a rumor I remember hearing back in the day. Even if he was, we couldn't judge him. —gouranga3221 |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 9:11 AM Have you checked your anus for rodents lately? Maybe one is up there trapped and trying to signal it's way to freedom telepathically. Lemmiwinks? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 7:28 PM Thanx, Liz...It took like a month to get that damn song OUT of my head! —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 10:19 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 10:22 PM Pop quiz! Where did the term "pwn" originate? Extra-large imaginary windbreaker to whoever gets it right. EDIT: Oh wait, Liz posted a link to the answer in another thread. So nevermind, that'll make it too easy for you people. *puts the windbreaker back in storage* —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 4:37 PM I had almost forgotten about that dream I had. Last night I dreamed that Mike went to a strip club without telling me. I was pissed off. I think I've been watching too much Sopranos. —TortillaFactory |
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 5:18 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 5:19 PM My older posts always seem more emphatic than I remember. It gives the illusion of passionate expression, when all I was actually doing was typing monotonously. —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 5:23 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 5:23 PM It gives the illusion of passionate expression, when all I was actually doing was typing monotonously. That was just before you found your voice. —anobody |
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 5:23 PM Aw Laith, we all know that you are a knife-wielding softie. That's why we love you so much. —pookie |
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 6:36 PM the other day i was having this dream where i had my hand down my underoos and all of a sudden I feel someone's hand on my wrist. i wake up. it's my dad. i'm sure he was checking my pulse. what a weird guy. —smaller hands |
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 6:44 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 6:45 PM OK, now that's creepy.
*edit* Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Stefanie - GTFO now!!! Run! Run! Run! —anobody |
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 10:34 PM the other day i was having this dream where i had my hand down my underoos and all of a sudden I feel someone's hand on my wrist. i wake up. it's my dad. i'm sure he was checking my pulse. what a weird guy. Hey, what if it was your dad's hand and not yours that was checking your underoos? Indreams. —greymatters |
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Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 3:06 PM I had a dream last night involving Liz, Mandee, Laith, Lena, and Plurry. Liz, Laith and Mandee worked with me, only my work was connected to Fenway Park. When I wandered away towards the stadium itself, I saw the Red Sox, and PLURRY WAS A PLAYER! I called everyone over to meet him, and he didn't recognize Mandee. She got angry and hit him. Later, Liz and I were looking at apartments, and discovered that Lena lived in one of the buildings. Later, I went to an arms bazaar run by Gary Busey. Surprisingly, Laith was not there. —Mikeyfish-In-TF |
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Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 10:44 PM i think i could have given the red sox and inning when i was 18. —plurry |
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