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GooseAss

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Saturday, January 1, 2005 at 1:47 AM

my cat has 6 breasts and my girlfriend only has 2. what kind of a god would do that?

GooseAss

  

GhenghisKhan

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Saturday, January 1, 2005 at 2:54 PM

LOL-
my mom is really hot, but i have this built in sense of evolutionary conciounce that stops me from having sex from her. wat kind of god would allow that to happen?

GhenghisKhan

  

vilifiend

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 12:36 AM

yeah but.. i mean.. who needs that many breasts?

vilifiend

  

vilifiend

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 12:37 AM

i think id be settled with half a breast

vilifiend

  

GooseAss

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 2:03 AM

well nobody NEEDS a half dozen breasts but i'm sure you'd find a use for them if you had em!

GooseAss

  

ZT

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 2:38 AM

God? Apparently he hates fags, even the Aryan ones.

ZT

  

Goddess of Death

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 9:04 AM

Dude, that's not cool. Here's my proof there is no God: the Red Sox didn't go to the Series last year when they should have. If all was right with the world and Giambi hadn't taken steroids to help him hit a home run, we would have 2 championships. *prepares to be pelted with various objects thrown by Yankee fans*

Goddess of Death

  

clodhopper

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 2:31 PM

Whiny, irritating Red Sox fans; or obscene, anti-gay Baptists... Which would you drive cross-country with?

clodhopper

  

UnfitBUS

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 3:57 PM

I think Adam did a rant on how he hates people from New York (especially Yankees fans) a few days ago...or maybe im just screwed up from the "best of" episodes.

UnfitBUS

  

Goddess of Death

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 5:37 PM

HEY!! I"M NOT WHINING!! I"M HAPPY WITH ONE RING THANK YOU!!!!

Goddess of Death

  

steve

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Sunday, January 2, 2005 at 6:38 PM

All right baby -- hop in.

steve

  

Lou Cypher

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 1:56 AM

Goddess, you are one of those people that call up the sportstalk shows and refer to the local team as "we", aren't you? Kinda hot, in a lame way. But hey, good times, now "my" Giants move up on the list of cursed baseball teams. 51 years and running without a World Series title, baby! Screw the Cubs, White Sox, and Indians.

Lou Cypher

  

pynkgoddess

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 11:32 AM

thats kinda mean.

pynkgoddess

  

Goddess of Death

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 1:00 PM

Yeah, I am. The Sox are "we" to me. I'm flattered that I'm "kinda hot in a lame way." That's me alright, lame lame lame.

Goddess of Death

  

Lou Cypher

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 1:53 PM

pynk, not at all intended to be mean! More an entry into the brotherhood (and sisterhood) of over-zealous sports fans, of which I am one.

Lou Cypher

  

Goddess of Death

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 1:56 PM

Don't worry, I didn't take it as mean, cuz I am an over-zealous sports fan. I had no idea there was a brother\sisterhood (how bout peoplehood?) but I'm glad to be in it. Do I get a windbreaker with the logo on it? Or are you gonna not send me out nothing like Adam?

Goddess of Death

  

Lou Cypher

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 2:55 PM

Goddess, no windbreaker, but there is a better than fair chance that I minght breeak wind shortly. If I do, I'll dedicate that to you!

Lou Cypher

  

Goddess of Death

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 2:59 PM

Thanks, but I get that enough around my house, having an 11 year old brother who still thinks it's funny. *sigh*

Goddess of Death

  

goodtimes3

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 6:40 PM

the redsox actually won the world series... its one of the seven signs of the apoycelypse

goodtimes3

  

Goddess of Death

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 6:42 PM

HEY YOU!! LEAVE MY TEAM ALONE!!!!!!

Goddess of Death

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, January 3, 2005 at 8:49 PM

Or are you gonna not send me out nothing like Adam?

—Goddess of Death


Perhaps we should send a 4th grade grammar textbook. lol

Dusty TheHick

  

Goddess of Death

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 4:52 AM

No, Adam said that once. "Good job, we're sending you nothing. Actually, we're not gonna send you out nothing." Anyone else remember this?

Goddess of Death

  

steve

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 3:44 PM

Yep -- "Sorry, we're actually gonna keep our nothing."

steve

  

clodhopper

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 5:31 PM

Ah yes...over-zealous sports fans. Cubs fans are worse though. I actually like the Cubs but I can barely stand other fans. They're such dumbasses.

clodhopper

  

Goddess of Death

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 6:18 PM

That's weird. I like the other Sox fans. Except the guys we're usually get stuck sitting behind who get up every half inning to get more beer...*ROARS*

Goddess of Death

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:51 PM
Edited Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 8:52 PM

"Good job, we're sending you nothing. Actually, we're not gonna send you out nothing." Anyone else remember this?

—Goddess of Death

I have a very VAGUE recollection of this, and, once again, [sigh] I stand corrected.

Dusty TheHick

  

Goddess of Death

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 5:07 AM

BWAHAHAHHAAHAHA!

Goddess of Death

  

maxPOWER

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 4:52 PM

homer proved mathematicly god doesnt exist. but flanders burnt the paper

maxPOWER

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 7:11 PM

Enjoy.

Dusty TheHick

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