Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 11:57 AM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 11:59 AM On my back, on my hands and knees, in the shower, while I'm driving, sitting and watching TV, while I'm talking on the phone... ...In a box, with a fox, in a car, near or far, with some ham, Sam I am? Seriously though, 65% of my masturbating takes place standing up over the toilet. The remaining 45% involved "getting worked up" in front of the computer followed by a rush to the bathroom (that's when my family's gone. Or asleep). —Dark Laith |
