Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 8:22 AM
Edited Saturday, January 8, 2005 at 8:22 AM In the year 2000, it will be revealed that carrots do not actually improve your eyesight, but they are still number one when it comes to scratching a deep, rectal itch.
-Jim Carrey on Conan O'Brien —Folgers |
