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If Dr. Drew wrote an auto-biography would you read it???

  

Farty Face

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 6:55 AM

I wouldn't. it would be way boring. Dr. Drew is too old. I wouldnt even watch a behind the music starring drew. He makes me want to goto school and watch paint grow.

An Adamn book would be cool, but im not sure Adam knows how to read. A pop up picture book would be sweet.

Farty Face

  

Masteel

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 8:02 AM

Cracked was semi-autobiographical, and it was an extremely good book. The only bad thing about cracked is it didn't have ENOUGH about his personal life growing up, choices made, reasons for them, conflicts with parents, and that sort of stuff.

It wouldn't be boring, Cracked wasn't boring, it was extremely interesting, and a VERY fast read, moved along very well, so even ADD people should like it. It's nothing like what most people think it is (boring) I'm convinced, which is why it didn't sell so well. That, and the entire Loveline audience seems to be made up of 14 year old girls who've been raped and don't have any money.

Masteel

  

Trainwreck jm

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 11:47 AM

I would read it! I'd love to hear stories about Studying for Finals, Studying for the MCAT's, Studying for his Boards, etc...

Add to that stories about all the parties he Didn't go to and all the trouble he Didn't get into. Riveting stuff!

Trainwreck jm

  

metatext

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 1:03 PM


Don't forget listening to Ranchero music in snowy New England when he was Lord Fauntleroy's School for Albino Hemphiliacs.

metatext

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 2:38 PM

I'm with Masteel. Cracked was great, the only thing lacking was Drew's history. He did go into it, but it was a little quick. Then again maybe it would have bogged down that particular book if he had put more of that into it. Still, an autobiography would be great.

Dark Laith

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 4:09 PM

Hey...um....Farty?....um.....Paint doesn't grow.

Dusty TheHick

  

gouranga3221

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 4:10 PM

Ha HA!

Zing!

gouranga3221

  

Narcissus

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 4:26 PM

I would definitely read it. I know some people think Dr. Drew is boring, but I don’t. I could just tell, without even looking, that Drew is a Virgo. I checked his biography, and sure enough, he is.

Birthday: September 4, 1958
Birth Place: Pasadena California
Birth Name: David Drew Pinsky

Hey, without Virgos we would have no microbiologists, architects or air traffic controllers. Planes would be falling out of the sky every day. Besides, would Adam like hanging around Drew as much as he does if he was just a boring guy?

Narcissus

  

Farty Face

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 5:45 PM

holy crap dr. drew is a virgo???


THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Farty Face

  

Trainwreck jm

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 6:31 PM

It sure does! I think everybody born between Aug. 23 & Sep. 23 should write auotbiographies! They are all fascinating people! God bless Virgo's!

Trainwreck jm

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 6:39 PM

Are you guys talking about one of those things with letters and words in them? No, can not have.

greymatters

  

Jacotus

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 6:56 PM

I have a gift, and that gift is that it takes me 14 guesses to guess your sign.

Jacotus

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 6:59 PM

Go for it, J man.

And yeah, I'd read a Drew autobio. I don't think he'll ever write one though. (was that something the psychic predicted? Can't remember now. I need to listen to that show again. Thank God for those people who record and host... *kisses them*) Anyway, I just finished Cracked and it was the first book in a long time that I've read all the way through. Then again, being OCD and stuff, I'm fascinated by addiction.

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:04 PM

Liz is a Virgo?

greymatters

  

goodtimes3

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:05 PM

im starting my autobio now, my massive 17 years

goodtimes3

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:08 PM

im starting my autobio now, my massive 17 years

age 1-10: nothing much happened
age 10-13: I found my penis
age 13-17: I jerked off. A lot.

FIN.

greymatters

  

goodtimes3

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:11 PM

i think adam would buy it

goodtimes3

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:22 PM

grey - nice try, but no. and i like your autobio. you should call up Hoofton Mifflin.*

* Yes, goddammit, I KNOW it's spelled wrong. It's a veiled Strong Bad Email reference. Now get off my back, all of you!

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:24 PM

That was goodtimes3's bio, I'm his ghostwriter. And I molested him when he was seven so we have a special connection like that.

Liz is a Taurus?

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:26 PM

Nope.

I know you're only ghostwriting, but I'd still add some supporting details. You know, like "I'll always remember the day I discovered my penis..." etc. etc.

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 7:35 PM

I know you're only ghostwriting, but I'd still add some supporting details. You know, like "I'll always remember the day I discovered my penis..." etc. etc.

How dare you question my writing style. I challenge you to a duel.

Liz is a Scorpio?

greymatters

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 8:07 PM
Edited Sunday, December 5, 2004 at 8:07 PM

i think adam would buy it

—goodtimes3


Are you sure Adam didn't WRITE it?

Oh, and grey....Try Aquarius.

Dusty TheHick

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