Wednesday, November 3, 2004 at 8:50 PM I read this off to a buddy of mine and he said it had already been done... A man burst into a bank, waved a pistol, and screamed "Hand over the money!" When asked if he wanted a bag, he replied "Damn right it's a real gun!" Guessing the robber was deaf, the manager set off the alarm. Police arrived and arrested him. The robber sued the bank for exploiting his disability. Has that been done already, or am I free to use it tonight? —colecarollahehe | 
