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Friday, September 17, 2004 at 10:40 PM I hope I'm not the only one who would love to see Adam write a book. I almost wouldn't care what the subject was. . .I just want him to write a book. So let's see some ideas for titles to Adam's book. —Jason |
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Tyler |
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Friday, September 17, 2004 at 10:59 PM "Literally A Millionaire: The Adam Corolla Story" but it will NEVER be written. adam doesn't even have the energy / drive to read books, let alone write them. He doesn't even read snippets of magazines where he's mentioned ... Lazy mo fo would never come out with a book. but i like my title if he every pays a ghostwriter to do it. —Tyler |
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Saturday, September 18, 2004 at 3:12 AM don't be so naive that you really think adam doesn't read. it's just a gimmick to make the stoners who make up a lot of his listeners relate to him better. countless times he has mentioned phrases or references that can only come from reading books other than "Radio Hosting for Dummies". —crumple1 |
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Saturday, September 18, 2004 at 7:44 AM but it will NEVER be written. adam doesn't even have the energy / drive to read books, let alone write them. He could narrate it to a ghost writer. Although I pity anyone who chooses to do that, he or she is going to get a lot of abuse from Adam, heh. "Shake Your Ass and Get A Hand In: How to go from Carpet Cleaner to Comedian in less than 10 Years." —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, September 18, 2004 at 4:50 PM Good Times: How to Masturbate, Nap and Watch Tivo Constantly
How I Crapped in a Popcorn Tin: The Adam story.
If I Was Mayor of the Universe
The World is Your Oyster
That Helmet; Not a Chair
I Think Rape is a Good Thing
What Ya Gonna Do? —goodtimes3 |
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Azzgunther |
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Sunday, September 19, 2004 at 1:18 PM ^ I'm laughing at those titles. Nice. ^
Americans living under the iron fist: yellow curbs and traffic cops
My grandma asked me about fellatio: The Adam Carolla Story
Overcoming chronic laziness to become a Millionare
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benben |
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Sunday, September 19, 2004 at 6:06 PM Acid Penis
The Corolla corollaries
Rant a River
Life with Double D
How to offend everyone and no one at the same time
The Man Book —benben |
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benben |
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Sunday, September 19, 2004 at 7:37 PM Two more: The Last DJ (check out the lyrics) Shut up, I'm talking here!! —benben |
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MajandraFan |
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Sunday, September 19, 2004 at 11:48 PM Yes, Adam definitely reads books.
He's no Sandy Gutman, but he's definitely too erudite to be someone who cannot read books. —MajandraFan |
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Tyler |
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Monday, September 20, 2004 at 12:04 AM "Everyone listen to me!" —Tyler |
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Trainwreck jm |
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Monday, September 20, 2004 at 4:50 AM I don't think his not reading is BS. Sure, maybe his "I don't read.... Period." declarations are an exaggeration, but why would you believe that it's just a gimmick? Relate to stoners? If Adam is lying about not reading so as to better relate to idiots, how does that jibe with him ridiculing and insulting every idiot & stoner who calls in? Do you think (or think that Adam thinks) that stating every few months that he doesn't read has any impact on anything? Does it make sense that, for 10 years, he has to refrain from ever mentioning one of the many books you presume he's read so he can maintain his image as a non-reader? I don't understand the payoff there. Adam sounds as smart as he does because, 1. He *is* smart; and 2. He watches, he listens, and he interacts. You can pick up a whole lot doing that. Example: Aaron Sorkin, who created and writes "The West Wing" was asked how he knew so much about Washington and how the players in government talk. He said (paraphrase) "I don't really know much about that stuff. I'm not that smart. What I do is hang around with and listen to smart people, listen to the kinds of things they say and how they say them, then try to copy it". —Trainwreck jm |
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goodtimes3 |
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 5:46 PM quote from adam "i swear to christ im going to write a book called "Why Didn't You A-holes Think of This Earlier"" —goodtimes3 |
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baja |
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 6:18 PM "Yeah, But Still... From NoHo To A House On The Hill"
As told to (insert ghost writer's name here) —baja |
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vilifiend |
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 6:38 PM "traffic and weather... at the top of the hour.. at the top of the hour.. at the top of the hour.. then you die." he decided that would be the title of his book a while ago :) —vilifiend |
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steve |
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 7:09 PM "I'll Never Read This"
by Adam Carolla —steve |
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Farty Face |
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 9:38 PM "BOOKS R 4 FAGZ"
"Put down the book nerd and go outside and make fun of other races"
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drakeguy19 |
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Thursday, November 4, 2004 at 4:57 PM Of course it would be titled, "My Family And How Much I Hate Them"! —drakeguy19 |
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Colin |
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Thursday, November 4, 2004 at 7:59 PM Perfect!!!  —Colin |
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clodhopper |
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Thursday, November 4, 2004 at 9:22 PM "I'm Gonna Say Something Amazingly Profound, Right Now" by Adam Carolla. —clodhopper |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, November 4, 2004 at 11:16 PM Speaking of "Attention, Tards..." I kind of miss when Adam used to "get on the P.A." Anderson (or maybe the one-nut wonder)would bring the reverb way up, and Adam would make an announcement to the listenership regarding something that wasn't seeming to sink in. Please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers this. —Dusty TheHick |
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Kevin U. |
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Thursday, November 4, 2004 at 11:24 PM That sounds vaugely familiar to me Dusty. I recall that the reverb didn't work for years... then Anderson fixed it - and they moved studios - now I think Adam is reverb-less again. —Kevin U. |
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metatext |
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Friday, November 5, 2004 at 4:12 PM
Take a Knee, Gentlemen
Slow and Go I'll Give you a Goddamn Amber Alert Getting is Better than Giving —metatext |
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Hobo84 |
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Friday, November 5, 2004 at 5:47 PM "Show Business: A Violent Act... And Then You Cum" —Hobo84 |
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Friday, November 5, 2004 at 8:08 PM The Germany Or Florida Handbook: Now with paper cut-outs for the kids to have fun and read along! —drewdrop |
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metatext |
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Sunday, November 7, 2004 at 7:01 AM
A Helmet is not a Chair
Also, Drew's next book should be "Here We Go." —metatext |
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interrupter_jones |
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Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 7:15 AM Hobo84: I created a forum account JUST to tell you how much that title RAWKS! Earlier in the year, Adam and Drew were talking about... something... probably mating rituals between male and female mammals and the whole caveman/tribe aspect of some relationships... anyway... Adam said someone should write a book called "What nature wants" And Drew said "That's my next book!" Adam was not impressed and verbally berated Drew for not thinking any of his [Adam's] ideas were good, and that he [Drew] never follows-up on anything. I do remember Drew mentioning it a coupla times the following week but no more after that. Personally I would buy that book. —interrupter_jones |
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Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 10:05 PM "Stop Crapping On My Point!!!" - a love story —crumple1 |
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