Friday, September 10, 2004 at 8:55 AM 1:01:57 Adam: (ranting) What’s wrong with L.A.? How come when you go into other towns they seem to, like, have things? What’s wrong with L.A.? Too many illegals? Do we not—too big? What don’t we have here? Is it populated with too many people from different lands who really don’t care? Drew: Too decentralized maybe? Adam: I really do-here’s what I really do feel like, I really do feel like Los Angeles is a rental car. That’s what it is. You look around, you can’t find a person that’s from—you barely find people from the country, and if you do find people that are from this country they’re from Pittsburg, they’re from Michigan, and all they want to do is talk about their beloved Steelers, or uh the Philadelphia Eagles, whatever their team is and they want to go back, and all they do is, Oh! Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston! You’ve been here for 22 years! You came here when you were nine! Can you get over the Boston thing? See, that’s it, nobody cares about LA. Everyone just sits here and talks about, uh, the Sox’s, That’s it- Adam: (Anderson say’s something into the headphones, not on air ) -what did Anderson say? Drew: I don’t know. Adam: National show? Anderson: It’s a national show, man, why you gotta make fun of…. Adam: Oh, shut up. What are you talkin’ about? Anderson: It’s a national show! We’re talking about, you’re talking from, like, North Hollywood, let’s, let’s talk national, come on. -LONG PAUSE- Drew: Anderson’s high. Anderson: I’m, I’m so high right now, it’s just…give me a break right now, but honestly, Adam, come on, it’s a na-we’re not, we’re not broadcasting just from, from north Hollywood, we’re brods (mispronounces words, slurs) oh! It’s from all over… Adam: He’s high? Drew: Yeah, (mumbles) Anderson: I’m so high, come on. Adam: What are you doing, are you smoking pot? Anderson: I’m smoking-I’m smoking crack tonight, but- Adam: Now, what are you doing, you, are you drink- Anderson: The Pits-the, Pittsburg Steelers are something you should respect, and… Adam: Ohhhhhhhh…… Anderson: People, yeahhhhhhh….don’t, don’t mess with Pittsburg, please, yesss… Adam: Pittsburg, he’s a penguins guy… Drew: Everything, yeah, penguins and Steelers. Anderson: Penguins…yes, please. Adam; Anderson may be high. Drew: “Peengins” (mimicking Anderson’s slurring of the word Penguins) Anderson: I’m a little high, I’m a little high. Adam: What, what’d you do smoke some reefer before you came in tonight? Anderson: -Carolla, come on dude, really, it’s just, it’s just, the show does not come from just north Hollywood. That’s what I’m saying. Adam: Anderson’s high. Drew: I’m, I’m sending a- Anderson: A little high. Drew: I’m putting a uh life, you know, sort of- Anderson: Preserver? Preserver? Please throw out one Drew, please. Adam: Alright, Anderson, don’t ever interrupt the rants. Anderson: Okay, but, you know what, the rants dude- Drew: Tonight’s, okay, tonight’s okay- Anderson: -come on, tonight’s, tonight, it’s Labor Day, come on, we can do it. Drew: (shooshing) Anderson: -but it’s not, just, you know what, North Hollywood’s got a team? No they don’t! So let’s just not like make fun of the rest of the teams! Pittsburg Steelers! Okay. Adam: Oh? Oh, I see, I brought up Pittsburg. Drew: Yeah, that’s the part Anderson: Don’t do that. Adam: I think that’s what did it. Drew: We love Pittsburg, we like Pittsburg- Anderson: Penguins, go penguins, thank you… Adam: That’s what I mean, you see what we--you see what L.A. is? Anderson: I have a tattoo on my right shoulder, right, yes, I’m from L.A. right? Adam: Alright but- Anderson: But, I gotta, I gotta tattoo, yes. Exactly. From, the, yeah, exactly. I’m proving your point…Carolla- Drew: -Here we go- Anderson: -Penguins, here we go… Adam: Hold on. Anderson says he called John and Jeff’s show all day… Anderson: That’s the worst show I’ve ever heard. Adam: Alright! Come on buddy, now that’s the weed talking, that is a great radio… Anderson: I don’t smoke weed, I just smoke crack, come on let’s go, break, break, break, break…. Adam: (laughing) Wow. Alright, we’ll take a break Drew: We’ll take a break, yeah Anderson needs a break Adam: Take a break Uh, we’ll uh, Drew’s, uh gonna call the medivac unit, get Anderson- Drew: -I’m gonna air-lift him- Adam: Anderson, you okay to walk home tonight? Okay. Anderson: Actually, you know what, take, take, take a call, cause I gotta put the break together please…so take a call, seriously, take a call. Adam: Okay. What else, what do you want us to talk about? Anderson: No, just If you could take a call, that would be great… Adam: Alright, but what direction would you like me to go with the calls? Anderson: No direction Carolla, you’re, the, you’re in charge…but honestly Drew, Adam, take call. If you guys could just burn 3 minutes… Adam: I’m saying, She’s calling from Tulsa, I’m saying, what if they start steering it towards Los Angeles talk, should I avoid it, or go with it? Drew: Just avoid Pittsburg, Avoid Pitts- Anderson: Honestly, I won’t notice as long as you don’t talk about Pittsburg-take call, thank you. Drew: Sarah, what’s up? Adam: Sarah? You’re 18? What’s happening?
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Drew: When Anderson is as…indisposed as he is tonight, just-just…somebody’s got to give us that countdown (Drew talking to engineer Chris about coming back from break). Adam: Alright here we go, let’s break it down…(starts the break it down routine) Anderson: (Interrupting Adam’s routine, and slurring his speech), Come on now, let’s break it down! Adam: Yeah! Anderson! Anderson, like, uh, miner who uh struck a gold vein and went to town drunk. You know what I mean? Hadn’t seen a woman or whisky in about six months, just uh- Anderson: (interrupts, talks over) You’re so old dude, your so old… Adam: -just hit a big vein of gold, and he’s in town buying booze for everybody. Anderson: You’re so old. Adam: That kind of drunk. Yeah. Just sloppy, belligerent, drunk. Yeah! Anderson: What are you talking about? Drew: (laughs) Huh, oh boy. Adam: Alright buddy, let’s get it on. Let’s go Drew: (talking to the caller) Monique, 22. Caller Monique: Okay. Drew: Yeah. Here we go. Caller Monique: Um. Hello? Drew: Yesss? Adam: Yeah? And by the way, what part of uh “Monique, 22, here we go, let’s get it on, here we go now” what part of that, what more…
—Masteel | 
