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Saturday, August 7, 2004 at 5:10 AM A federal appeals court upheld Alabama's ban on selling dildoes because giving people the right to buy sex toys would open the door to legalizing "adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like." Two federal judges said that. What compelling, irrefutable logic. Glad to see that we are appointing only the best and the brightest to our federal judiciary.
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Saturday, August 7, 2004 at 7:26 AM
Edited Saturday, August 7, 2004 at 7:26 AM It looks like that decision was based mostly on the fear by the judges of having some slick lawyer coming up with different uses for it, for those other mentioned items. Religious freeks who are afraid of sex are hilarious. Whenever I see one, or meet one, I always like to picture them giving a blow job, or taking it anal. Male or Female, doesn't matter, because I bet you if they haven't done it, they've at least wished for it, hoped for it, and begged for it, then gone and felt guilty afterwards, maybe wrote their congressman about the evils of sex to make themselves feel better. Try it sometime, that really pastey white religious chick in her mid 40's, with the hair up in the bun, too much make-up, and those thin little chicken lips wrapped around a big black cock slurping and shurping, telling him to come on her face because she likes it that way. Keeps a smile on my face while I'm talkin' to 'em at least. Good times. —Masteel |
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Saturday, August 7, 2004 at 7:59 AM
Edited Saturday, August 7, 2004 at 8:07 AM Don't laugh. It happened to me. I, too, started out with dildoes when I was fifteen and quickly progressed to harder stuff. Ten years later I'm now an obscene incestuous adult prostitute, and it's all because of that shiny black vibrating "massage stick" I bought in Chinatown back in those naive careless days. We were so ignorant back then. Now we know better, so maybe we can save the next generation from making the same tragic mistake that I and countless others have made. God bless the federal court of appeals for keeping our children safe from perversion! —Perma Hardon |
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Saturday, August 7, 2004 at 10:41 PM How come the slippery slope only works one way? How come no one says, "Hey, if we allow this law banning sex toys to stand, next thing you know they'll be passing laws banning walkmans and VCRs, and eventually they'll be banning our religious tapes and lectures, or maybe even the Bible--so we must stop the banners now!"? Maybe the civil libertarians should turn the argument on its head, just for fun. —snuffy |
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Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 8:58 AM The sad thing is...that IS how the slippery slope works. That's just not how people look at it. —Aj |
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Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 9:17 AM You have to be careful with dildos, for real. It's all fun and games until you bleed every time you take a shit. And let's face it, if you're using a dildo chances are you have anti-social and masochistic tendencies. That Divinyls song "pleasure and pain"? Better believe it. Banning prostitution works a treat. People stop using prostitutes! People stop prostituting themselves!
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Prostitution is found on every street corner of an evening in the poor parts of town, prostitutes remain poor, get bashed, murdered and contract every STD imaginable, including AIDS, all of which channels back into the rest of the city. It's the STDs that really start to spread to all the other parts of town. Ever been to a city where prostitution is legal? The prostitutes are not all strung out junkies. No-one is allowed to work if they're infected with something (it's a regulated industry, it has standards). There is no taboo, so the losers who use prostitutes/ become prostitutes still do their thang, but no-one else does.
Come on buddy, can't get laid? You can pay this woman here for sex. She'll love it, you'll be fine, only $X! What is wrong with adult incest? If ever incest was acceptable, it would have to be between two consenting adults. Even if they had children, who could pick the inbred retard in a place like Alabama, USA?
Hey, what the fuck? The courts have to be diligent against the threat of their citizens engaging in incest? What the fuck is that?
You could pass a law making incest mandatory and most people in my city would still not fuck their relatives (not me, I luv my cousin). Different strokes or something. I loved that show. —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 9:13 PM That's Astroglide...and don't ever get the cherry-flavored one: You'll never get that awful taste out of your mouth. —Perma Hardon |
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Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 9:38 PM how free are you really if you cant even fuck your own sister? —Brodieman |
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Monday, August 9, 2004 at 11:14 AM Personally, my vibrator keeps me away from fucking any blood relatives. By the way...did anyone see 20/20 where they talked about marrying cousins? —Aj |
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 5:41 PM I don't think there's anything wrong with incest. It's just human flesh, y'all. —greymatters |
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