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Agent 007

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 5:30 PM

This should happen more often, IMO.

BTW, please tell me you didn't laugh out loud at the kids' names. GOOD times.


Agent 007

  

sickliedoer

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 5:43 PM

Okay, I didn't laugh out loud at the kids' names. Although I did once punch out some dickhead who wouldn't stop yakking on his cell phone during Seabiscuit. I asked him to take it outside, he told me to fuck off, I slugged him five or six times in the face and quickly left the theater before the cops arrived. Felt good.

sickliedoer

  

steve

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 7:13 PM

I once shot a man just for snorin' too loud.

steve

  

snuffy

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 7:16 PM

Are you John Wesley Hardin?

snuffy

  

steve

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 7:18 PM

Nope -- Sicklie's post reminded me of the old Time-Life commercials for their "Legends of the Old West" Series -- in particular, the Billy the Kid segment in which he "once shot a man just for snorin' too loud."

steve

  

snuffy

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 7:20 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 7:21 PM

That was John Wesly Hardin, so mean he once shot a man for snorin'.

Another 70s reference! Quick, call Adam!

snuffy

  

nickvelk

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 8:08 PM

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...

nickvelk

  

A Boy Named Sioux

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 10:18 PM

Johnny? Is that you? I thought you died a few months ago. See, ya done fucked up and now you're spending purgatory on the LLC Forum!

A Boy Named Sioux

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 2:11 AM

You went and saw Seabiscuit at a theatre? Who has a crush on Toby Maguire? No wonder you were pent up and tried to rape another man.

MajandraFan

  

sickliedoer

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 5:33 PM

Actually, I have a crush on Jeff Bridges. Also a horse fetish.

sickliedoer

  

anona

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 8:35 PM

woah, and the story just gets better and better: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728041cell1.html with pics!

anona

  

superhew

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 at 8:44 PM

i had anal sex with a guy for snoring too loud, and i passed out a couple times.

superhew

  

goodtimes3

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Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 5:33 PM

shut up Dr. Bruce nobody likes you

goodtimes3

  

Masteel

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Friday, July 30, 2004 at 6:33 AM

Holy shit, that reporter did a nice job of slanting it to the way they wanted it. I read TSG first, with the facts of the report, then I read that crap by that reporter, what a difference.

That guy who said he was going to kick the cops ass is huge. The report said 5'11", 200+lbs and "Muscular" build. He has no neck. No wonder she felt safe to be rude to everyone, if that cop hadn't been there, they probably would have ruined the whole movie for everyone...oh, wait it was Catwoman, nevermind, she'd be doing them a favor.

Masteel

  

Shandala

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Friday, July 30, 2004 at 7:12 AM

People who go to see crap like Catwoman deserve to get pepper-sprayed, whether they're talking on their cell phones or not. Outside theaters showing Catwoman, cops should only spray people talking on cell phones. Less serious offenders like rapists and murderers should be restrained by gentler methods.

Okay, so from now on cops can only pepper-spray cell phone users or Catwoman fans. Those who are both may be shot on sight.

Shandala

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, July 30, 2004 at 10:32 PM

Oh you know the shit would be everywhere if those two were white.
Don't lie know.
Muthafuckas.

I wanted Ashley Judd to be Catwoman! I want to have sex with Ashley Judd! Fuck!
Maybe I need to get rich and drive racecars.

MajandraFan

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, July 30, 2004 at 10:52 PM

Jesus Christ, my head is unravelling

MajandraFan

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