The
Loveline
Companion

this looks like a great one.
someone call it in.
(just make sure you keep it vague enough!)

• Kids dangle from meat hooks for fun

—joe bloggs

That's fucked up. I would have guessed Germany.

Hey joe, you're a med student, right? What can you tell us about titties and Oriental women? Make it sexy.

—horndog

someone called in with that article today. or rather last night. since i get the loveline shows one day late...

—ricockulous

i like how when you go to read the article so that you can form a guess, you read MIAMI FLORIDA in the first sentence

—Ogm

well it is a newspaper article...

—Jacotus