The
Loveline
Companion

Hello Again,

I HAVE RETURNED, however, since this forum received a facelift an imposter hyjacked my account. If you refer to the People section, my last post was on Sept. 15, 2003. On Nov. 22, 2003 an imposter logged on the first time after the remodeling and was able to take my name.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED of false gods and prophets. This comes as no surprize to ME.

HENCE FORTH, KIDDIES, I SHALL BE KNOWN AS G0D, the original and only true God, not GOD..... notice the use of the #0 symbolizing MY OMNIBEING......I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA......I AM. Timeless and everpresent in Heaven and on Earth. REJOICE.

AMEN

—G0D

Boy, have you picked the wrong forum, buddy. Nobody 'round here even believes in you.

—Pan Pan

I AM familiar with you Pan Pan although I am not supposed to make mistakes AM I ;-)

I AM open to joking around too.

—G0D

Really? Exactly HOW "open" ARE you?

You SAY you love me, but are you willing to prove it, Sugar Poops? Let Pan Pan feel God's love!

—Pan Pan

How close to ME do you feel when you "love"?

You are angry and searching for ME.

I AM in all things........in every breath you breathe.

BUT THE HEART IS NOT LOCATED IN THE BUTT.

—G0D

But the way to Pan Pan's heart is THROUGH my butt. If God is in all things, why can't He be deep in Pan Pan's ass, filling me with His love?

—Pan Pan

I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING.

Obey the laws of nature.

Go with the flow.

In through the out door?.......NO!

You will condemn yourself to an existence full of shit.

—G0D

Mustn't judge! We are all equal in God's eyes.

—Pan Pan

I AM THE JUDGE OF JUDGES.

I AM exiting momentarily.

I SHALL RETURN.

—G0D

Oh, you Silly Billy. You don't really exist. You know that, don't you?

—Pan Pan

I EXIST........deep inside you know me as well.

You are lost and searching for ME outside........
when turning inward you would find ME and yourself again.

I WILL RETURN really this time, I want to grab a loaf of fresh bread from the bakery.

AMEN

—G0D

Sweet! I hope the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus Return as well!

—Logo Lou

Well, at least we know now that Pan Pan is an atheist (hooray!) and that his attraction to the Catholic Church is all about ritual and campy drama and kinky playacting.

That's so typical of my gay brothers. Why don't you stick to Judy Garland movies and Bette Midler concerts? Those silly activities do much less harm to society than supporting an outdated, hierarchical cult of superstition-riddled mumbo jumbo, even if you do support it for ultimately frivolous reasons.

—Saffeau

Yoo hoo. Are you there, G0D? It's me, Pan Pan.

O Lord, when thou sayest that I know you deep inside, I so dearly hope you mean knowledge in the biblical sense.

Mmmmmmmmmmm...knowing the Big Guy in the biblical sense! Heavenly!

Oh Daffy Saffy, darling! Relax and learn to enjoy this sad vale of tears. Delight in all the solemn rituals and gaily-colored costumes that go with the blessed sacrament. What is life, after all, if not a parade full of wonder and mystery?

—Pan Pan

If religion were nothing but colorful rituals and clothing styles, I would have no objection to it whatsoever. Unfortunately, religion is the Number One cause of wars and persecution throughout history. The sooner we rid ourselves of it, the better.

—Saffeau

—whoisnumbaone

saffeau was a lesbian, but not a JHL.

after reading half of 2004, it's very obvious we lost a peach in pan pan.

acting or not, just about every pan pan post is solid gold.

—plurry

—whoisnumbaone

If only you knew the half of it plurry...

—Kevin U.

say what?

—plurry

kevin is seriously withholding information. someday, i will get him drunk, and make him spill his guts.

—plurry