The
Loveline
Companion

Do you think she'll make a good guest? She's been in a lot of movies and in other interviews seems pretty open about sex. Not to mention she's a MILF.

Sure, she was married to Tom Cruise but I won't hold that against her.

—Logo Lou

I get the feeling it might be an embarassing answer :) but what's a MILF?

—Trig

OOOO OOO OO ME ME I WANNA ANSWER!!!! a milf is a Mom Id Like to Fuck (not sure of the censoring on here, i havent seen any as of late anyways)

—goodtimes3

Oh! That makes sense - thanks GT3 :)

—Trig

www.milfhunter.com

—Ogm

good site!

—NJC

she was in x-files too for a while. Huge cans. *bouncy bouncy* check out the early 90's cinemax soft-core movie she did "Full Body Massage". Damn those are some nice boobies!

—Tyler

Check out her HUGE cans, boys!

NOTE: Click the eye on the RIGHT SIDE under GO to see a vidcap of some of her movies. Otherwise, you'd see nothing and blame me.

—j4k3

Guess what I'm doing right now.

—Dr. I. M. Jakinov

HI all, I did not know she was married to Tom Cruise how interesting. I think Nicole Kidman is really pretty but to me she just seemed snobbish and very high maint'. I have seen Mimi Rogers in movies.. I like Sandra Bullock. That would be cool if she was on the loveline show.. Do they ever have big name actors on the show? Does anyone know. I just started listening to loveline after reading the book ( Cracked ).

—Krista

Uhh... I cant really think of anyone who they havent had on the show in the past 10 years that I've been listening.

And by the way JEREMY PRIVEN ANYBODY? Nah, they never get any decent actors or celebrities on the show.

And Kristi, go here: ftp://64.29.16.135/

If you have a high speed connection you can download all the shows from the past couple of months. it's a miracle.

—justinbaily21

Mimi Rogers?

—Folgers

Completly off topic, but Justin Baily21, do you play a game called Scorched Earth 2000 ???

—illyB

No I dont think that I do.

—justinbaily21

I could very definitely get into Mimi. And I have it on good authority that she probably swings my way, too. I caught her once in a late-night cheapie cable-TV movie (wish I could remember the title!) in which she played a dominatrix lesbian, which supplied me with some prime masturbation fantasy material.

—Saffeau

Fuck, I love me some Hanai Miri! Tap tap tap that sweet Asian ass. Guess what I just finished doing!

—horndog

Holy Christ! I'ma beat off to that one... twice!

—j4k3

Mmmmmmmmm...Even Pan Pan would go straight for a tasty piece of sushi like THAT!

Domo arigato, Mister Masturbato!

—Pan Pan

So is that what all heterosexual men (and apparently some "homosexual" men, too) really want? Busty Japanese women? Is Ms. Miri the ultimate fantasy type? It isn't the tall, sleek, supermodel type--the Cindy Crawfords and the Claudia Schiffers--that you horny hetero guys drool over and masturbate to?

Seriously, I'd really like to know what makes men tick. I guess the mainstream media are full of shit when it comes to what men really want.

—Saffeau

Speaking as a heterosexual male, I think you'll find guys like all different types, Saffeau. For every guy that thinks Hanai's the cat's meow, there's another that will say she's too tiny and that he prefers a long model type. As for me, you need to post some links where I can find more of Hanai, horndog. I found a link where this pic and 14 others were posted, but I need more! Excuse me... I now have to get back to choking P.J. Carlesimo.

—sprewell

Saff,
That's assuming that the guys here are normal :-)~ I think hot is hot, but the idea of the perfect looking woman will be different for every guy.

—Trig

Here's another good one

—sprewell

Hey Trig, I tried to send you an email when your site was down. Did you get it? Let me know.

—sprewell

Miri > Mimi

Yes, Saff, Hanai is plenty fucking hot. She might not be the absolute embodiment of physical perfection, but her basic physique is guaranteed to maximally arouse the maximum number of heterosexual guys. (I think Pan Pan was just goofing around when he says he'd go straight for her.) Yes: THAT'S what we want a woman to look like: tits & hips, ample and in proportion. The typical guy does NOT prefer to fuck a girl who looks like Olive Oyl.

Some guys get off on the Asian thing. Me, I'm indifferent to race or ethnicity, although I tend to prefer dark hair and a tan complexion. Those preferences can vary a lot more with us guys: Some prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like 'em pale, some like 'em dark, etc. But you can always count on most guys going for the Hanai physique. It's almost a law of nature.

I don't know why the mass media hype the Famished Beanpole look. Maybe there's some vast conspiracy involving the fashion designers and the diet industry.

—hick truck

nice teeth...

—digger

Thanks for the informative responses, guys!

nice teeth

That's definitely a Japanese thing. I was stationed in Yokota AB for almost two years and I never saw so many hideously crooked, discolored teeth as I did among the Japanese. Forget all those stereotypes about the English and their ghastly teeth: if you want to see a true orthodontic hell, go to Nippon! The Yamato race has other priorities, I guess.

Some guys get off on the Asian thing

No kidding! We women on the base had a term for it: AWF (Asian Woman Fetish). Sometimes it seemed the vast majority of straight guys (be they white, black, or Latino) wouldn't even look at a woman unless she had straight black hair and epicanthic folds. It was quite comical, actually, and gave me an edifying glimpse into the mechanistic, fetishistic nature of male sexuality. Naturally, I tried to comfort all those frustrated non-Asian women and cajole them into an appreciation of the more nurturing and understanding sexuality that only another woman could provide. Sometimes I succeeded, too.

—Saffeau

What normal redblooded hetero male would be checking out Hanai Miri's teeth, for chrissake!

Good one, Sprewell. It's worth a few squirts.

Saff sounds like a Japan basher.

—horndog

Ha. You guys are all a bunch of fags for drooling over that transgender freak Hanai. (Why do you think Pan Pan digs her? Think about it.)

REAL men prefer Yoko Matsugane.

—Persona #27

I KNEW there was something different about that "woman"! Transgendering would explain Pan Pan's uncharacteristic attraction to someone of the opposite sex. Do you have any pre-op pics to show us? Mmmmmmmmmmm...trannies!

P.S. I don't find Yoko attractive at all.

—Pan Pan

horndog wrote:

>What normal redblooded hetero male would be checking
>out Hanai Miri's teeth, for chrissake!

Well.....my eyes gazed at other areas first...then settled on her teeth...

—digger

Saffeau wrote:

>That's definitely a Japanese thing. I was stationed in Yokota AB for almost two years >and I never saw so many hideously crooked, discolored teeth as I did among the Japanese.

Stop by the UK sometime...

—digger

I've been to the UK. I still say Japanese teeth are much worse.

How funny that guys are arguing over whether Hanai or Yoko is hotter. All these pneumatic Japanese bimbos look alike to me.

—Saffeau

Number 1 Asian big boob queen...,why didnt anyone think of that before?

—goodtimes3

Saffeau, you're a chick, right? Let's see YOUR pictures!

Don't be shy. Remember: We Can't Judge!

—j4k3

You're gay, Persona #27. As Bosie pointed out, if anyone's a tranny, it's your stupid Yoko. What a fucking hag. Hanai is a ripe, juicy peach and anyone who doesn't get off to her is a latent homo. And why the fuck are you talking about marriage and middle-age bloat, Bosie? Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, can't we just enjoy a little wank on some plump, round titties without plotting the next fifty years of our lives? You're fucking gay, too.

And don't even MENTION Harumi Nemoto to me.

—horndog

interesting article about how the rest of japan is giving minka a run for her money.

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0405/0508bust.html

—everybody has warts

That article sucked. No pictures. I wanna see titties!

—horndog

I'm not a "chick"! I'm a woman! There's a difference, you know.

I'm pretty much illiterate when it comes to computers, so I can't post any photos of myself. Not that I would even if I could, though.

I may not be a "hotty," but I'm not unattractive either. I'm 1/2 Italian, 1/4 Cuban, and 1/4 Filipina, 5'8", 135 lbs. (don't bother doing "radio math," because I'm giving accurate data), well-proportioned B-cups, and 30 years old. I do not look like Roseanne or Rosie, as one poster seems to think. I've been told I resemble the TV actress Melissa Gilbert, but ten years younger and with darker hair and complexion. Please don't masturbate to that mental image: I'll know you're doing it and feel icky.

The posts you men have been making here are quite illuminating. They only confirm my suspicions about the crudeness of male sexuality and make me oh-so-glad I'm a lesbian.

—Saffeau

You calling Yoko a transsexual hag? Yeah right. Jacking off to pudgy little girls with crooked teeth says all I need to know about your tastes. You're the one who's fucking gay, my friend. Anyone who accepts Pan Pan's criteria has got to be a pole smoker.

Who the fuck is Harumi Nemoto?

Let's have a vote to see who's hotter....

—Persona #27

Gee, should I vote for Tweedledum or Tweedledee? Suzy Wong or Suzy Wang? Tough choices.

You AWFers make me laugh. You'd jump over a dozen gorgeous, vibrant white or black women to get to one plain, insipid, giggling Asian girl. What is it with you guys? Is it the geisha stereotype of complete female submission and enforced sexual slavery? Is it the infant-like facial features of Asian women, some kind of displaced pedophilia at work? I can understand the attraction of the exotic, but why limit yourselves to Asians and reject other races? If you AWF guys would care to look deep inside your desires and come up with honest answers, I'd really appreciate it.

—Saffeau

Saffeau:
I'm no "AWFer" but I'll hazard a guess as to what many of us find attractive about certain Asian women. Adam once put his finger on it. He said Asian women are less hairy than others. Most men prefer that. I don't really go for the skinny, flat-chested look that Asian women usually have. But if you combine that sleek look and docile personality with some round, supple tits and ass--TRIFECTA! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to shake hands with an angry little man in my pants.

—hick truck

Basta!

To hell with your soybean curds and your rice cakes! A true gourmet of the flesh sups upon delectable morsels of Italian veal!

Do you wonder why Pan Pan delights in the pageantry of the sacramental rituals of the Holy Roman Church? Because dress up and role playing are 90% of the fun, duckies! What have you little hetero dullards got to show? Unimaginative bra-and-panties poses. Pshaw, say I! Bring be my luscious young Bacchus, unspoiled yet ripe for debauchment. (Note the fruits...very symbolic!)

Guess what Pan Pan's gonna do now, kiddies!

—Pan Pan

Asians girls are gross. I'll also bet you, that all thats packed in her bikini is areola. All asian chicks have are nipples. She just has really big puffy ones that make her look like a 34 C.

—ZT

Mmmmm... areolas... nipples... if they're part of the breast, they're good enough for me!

Speaking of which, I gotta get my hands on this Full Body Massage movie by Mimi Rogers. I have to beat off on that one. Now where the heck is my whacking bib...?

—j4k3

ZT, did you arrive at your weird opinion of Asian chicks before or after you beat off to them? If Yoko's got nuthin but areolas under that strained skimpy halter, then them's the BIGGEST fucking areolas on record. Mmmm, mmm ... Papa like um big fuckin CANS!

—Persona #27

Hey here's a popular head scratcher. What if you were happily married for many years to an awesome fucking hottie like Yoko Matsugane and were having the hottest fucking sex of your life with her every blessed night.......but then one day you find out she used to be a man?

Dump her or keep on fucking it?

—Persona #27

#27, WTF kind of question is that? You are a tard.

Oh and Saff, I'm getting 5'6 and 11/16, 147 lbs

To answer your other question, sort of: guys want to bone more than one chick, er woman. So that means that any given guy would see that asian girl and most likely want to hit it, and ALSO want to bang the hot blonde model and prolly even save some room for the girl next door. I think women (straight or otherwise) may have a hard time understanding that because that is not how they think, but rest assured it IS how men are wired. Men don't need emotional connection, thought of companionship or being provided for to trigger ATTRACTION (notice I didn't say men don't need or want those things) as women tend to need that to feel attracted to a guy. But we can't judge because everything is the same!

—NJC

hick truck, your answer makes sense, but I don't think it's the whole story.

NJC, you didn't really answer my question. I understand why men chase lots of different women. What I wanted to know is why an alarmingly large number of men on the air base fixated almost exclusively on the Asian women around us, ignoring the often better-looking white and black women who worked alongside them. It was really creepy and fetishistic, hence the acronym AWF. Adam's and hick truck's claim about the smooth, hairless Asian body makes sense and is probably one component. But I still think there's something more disturbing about it. Didn't Drew once say he distrusted guys who were really into Asian women? Very likely there's also a little pedo and dominance thing involved in this obsession.

BTW, #27's question is kind of interesting. How would you guys handle something like that? The logical thing to do is to keep on going with the hot sex and happy marriage, but I bet a lot of men just couldn't handle the knowledge that their wife had an artificial vagina instead of a real one. It kind of reminds me of a sad story about a female Olympic athlete (circa 1988, I think) whose DNA test showed her to be genetically male. Unknown to her or anybody else, she suffered from a rare condition in which the chromosomes are XY but the physical structure is indistinguishable from an XX female. She grew up thinking she was a woman, although she didn't menstruate. After her condition was discovered, her life was shattered: She was kicked off the Olympic team and her fiance left her in disgust. I suspect most guys would do exactly the same as this poor woman's stupid fiance.

—Saffeau

I really think that I would be able to tell that the vagi was not natural. I mean it HAS to look (and function) differently. So yea, I think I would leave her ass if I found out, but not so much for the reason you want to hear, Saff. How about the fact that s/he LIED to me about it for all of that time? Doesn't that matter? How good could the relationship have been if huge, giant, massive secrets were being kept?

About the Asians... I don't know. Maybe they have a better attitude than the American women. Easier? Less work? I'm just guessing here.

—NJC

It is not too far-fetched to think that in a few more decades, plastic surgeons will be able to construct a very realistic vagina. That, along with more sophisticated and effective hormone and genetic therapies, might one day bring about a whole new class of people who really are transsexual--in appearance, as well as in personality and sexuality. #27's scenario will probably be a not-uncommon occurrence forty or fifty years from now.

You are right about the lying by omission. That shows a lack of trust. But what if some transsexual woman knew that the love of her life wouldn't touch her if her past was revealed? And what if you had been completely happy in your marriage to such a person? Would all those years of happiness count for nothing? Would you also leave your wife if she kept a different kind of secret from you, such as a history of abuse or addiction? Would you leave her for that, too? And would it really be only about the lack of trust? That louse who left his Olympic-athlete fiancee wasn't outraged or disgusted by a lack of trust, because even she didn't know about her condition. He was freaked out by the fact that his woman had XY chromosomes.

About the Asian thing: An earlier poster also mentioned a supposedly docile personality as one component, and there is probably some truth in that, although some of my fellow airmen's girlfriends were plenty damn bitchy. But that wouldn't explain the strange fixated quality of their attraction. I would sometimes overhear my brothers-in-arms talking about "slant slit" and LBFMs (Little Brown Fucking Machines--that's how some Vietnam vets referred to their Southeast Asian wives and girlfriends). They really did seem hung up on slanted eyes and "gooky" accents, to the exclusion of almost everything else. As I said, it was kind of creepy.

—Saffeau

whoooooooo cares? we should all be on the same side, the poontang side. asian girls are hot, white girls are hot, black girls are hot, latin girls are hot, it doesnt matter. theyre all pink on the inside. saff you should remember, we cant judge. if a guy like asian girls good for him. it doesnt mean they are abused/dominate/whatever. thats like me saying that you were abused just b/c you are lesbian.

—goodtimes3

I don't think you can equate a basic sexual orientation (no pun intended) with a racial fixation. Those are usually two very different things. And I don't think Saff is implying that guys who dig only Asian chicks were abused. I think she's implying they are brutes and racists.

BTW, I agree completely with Bosie: Harumi is awesome! That angry little man in my pants wants me to shake his hand again.

—hick truck

Not brutal and racist. Just creepy and comical.

Another question: Exactly how often do guys usually beat off? Is Adam exaggerating or underestimating when he says, "Every day!"? What happens when you don't? Does some bladder-like organ fill up and become uncomfortable, like having to pee?

—Saffeau

Thanks for the passionate and intelligent defense, Saffeau, but NJC had it pegged--I was just being a jag-off.

To answer your other question: Us guys jack off as often as we pee, which is about 6 or 7 times a day. If we don't do it that often, it hurts like fucking hell and the build-up of semen can cause severe and irreparable damage to the spinal column. Men have died from not jerking off enough. That's why if you see some old guy whacking it in public, you shouldn't arrest him or act shocked...you should ENCOURAGE him, because you just might save his life.

Anyone who likes Harumi is gay.

—Persona #27

Guys, please, stay on topic. Let's focus on Mimi Rogers' HUGE cans!

Let's get it going now, let's get a hand in... that helmet...? Not a chair...!

—j4k3

About 75m into the cf version of the show they do a GOF. Anderson plays a drop of someone doing the theme. They say it's Andy Dick, but it doesn't really sound like him. Was it?

—NJC

Yeah, it's Andy Dick, he sang it the last time he was on 2004-06-02; about 40 minutes into a CF version.

—Kevin U.

Pan Pan has real class: He beats off to Caravaggio. The rest of us are mere peasants and pishers.

Saffy: More men die every year from semenic auto-intoxication (medical speak for not ejaculating at least five times a week) than from secondhand smoke inhalation. That's how serious the condition is. It's no joking matter, my dear. Speaking as a man, I am deeply offended that you would make light of this devastating problem, which is reaching epidemic proportions in this country but isn't being covered by our Christian-controlled right-wing media. Try showing a little more sensitivity to men's health issues. How would you react if I make fun of breast cancer? Not so funny, huh?

—Khlestakov

Ha ha. Very funny.

Why won't anyone answer my question? I'm serious. I know that men ejaculate in their sleep if they don't masturbate to orgasm every so often...but how often does a guy have to jerk off and what does it feel like when he doesn't meet his quota? Do you get a tight, uncomfortable feeling like you get with a full bladder or colon? Does it hurt? How do monks and other celibates go for so long without jerking off? Or do they all secretly jerk off? What about people like Stephen Hawking or Christopher Reeve...if they aren't married, do they have to pay a nurse to make sure the pipes stay clean? I really want to understand the male physiology. I'd appreciate it if someone would give me some straight answers.

What the hell is a pisher?

—Saffeau

Well my rhythm is once per day (rarely less but sometimes more). I've never had any physical pain associated with not taking caring of business, though. If I voluntarily stop, I can't go longer than a week without having a nocturnal emission. Also, I find if I start, then there is an absolute certainty that I'll finish. Otherwise it would become an unbearable, anxious distraction the rest of the day. I liken this to the feeling of holding in a sneeze but with longer effect and resulting anxiousness.

—Mahalo

most guys are in the 1 a day range, if you try to stop then you just get really horny and the urge gets stronger every day, it doesn't hurt if you hold off but its like being hungry as hell at a buffet but you have no money, its a really strong drive. I would say that 99% of guys have sex or jack it regularly but of course some don't and I am sure it is very uncomfortable to live that way. also we don't have any control over what we find attractive, some guys like asians only, some guys like to be pissed on, some guys like other guys, its not conscious or controllable, maybe thats not what you meant though I haven't read this whole thread yet

—anona

I'm telling you guys, NEVER TRUST AN ASIAN WITH BIG BOOBS!

—ZT

As an expert in the subject of not jacking off, considering I didn't jack off till the age of 24 (I'm not kidding), I will now weigh in. I would go without jacking off for 3-4 month stretches before a night-time eruption would take place. It's actually a pretty good feeling- as anyone will tell you, it's more pleasurable if you hold off for a while- and add the out-of-body experience that comes with sleeping and then waking up in the middle of an orgasm and you have one strange trip! Others might develop this condition but I haven't seen it myself.

Nowadays, I average one spanking every 1.5 days and it's more of a compulsion- usually inflamed by the sight of a favorite sexual organ- than a physical feeling. You feel the same mental urge you would with the full bladder or colon but without the associated physical sensation of being full or distended. Hope that clears it up. I wonder what the monks do about those splooged-out beds every couple of weeks/months. Interpreted as a visit from his grace?

—sprewell

Men do not exist.
There is no physical sensation of fullness connected with long periods without ejacualtion. There are physiological effects that bring the mind to a point where, having gone long enough without ejaculation, it is all the male can do to hold his concentration lest he fall into a trance that sees him mindlessly seeking out sexual gratification much the way a zombie seeks brains in a horror movie like "Dawn of the Dead".
At least, that's how I work.
Celibate men like monks and priests variously masturbate, experience sexual dreams (there is documentation on offical punishments for sinful thoughts during sleep, for men in holy orders, such as flagellation; female religiotes also self-punish) and molest children.
The behaviour of people serving in military forces is not pertinent to the behaviour of humans in general since military forces are comprised of the mental degenerates of the genus.
Breast implants are bad and should only ever be used by women with a mastectomy.

If someone mentions attractive Asian women or Japanese women, I invariably think of some girls from school days and the actress Miwako Ichikawa.

The movie "Another Heaven" is fantastic, Miss Miwako is in this movie.

—MajandraFan

I have to laugh at all you stupid little people who can't ever hope to match my understanding because down under we see how cumbersome your postulates are.
All pop music today is relentlessly diatonic, but Tony Hatch's new minstrels keep the rambling episodes set in transparently phony locales.
In other words a great part of the body is radiolarian and that outer portion to which the President may effectively veto an Act of Congress is booming abroad precisely.
Lance Bass tried that, and look what happened to him!
This is partly because of the corrosive effect of modern sports rivalry.
I tried stretching my penis to stop the humiliating laughter in the locker room.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

It is a terrible burden being the only sane intelligent entity in the universe. You people are so stupid you need to listen to me. Please.

—FajandraMan

Everyone's afraid to tackle the question about the secret tranny wife. Saffeau is right, most guys would freak out because their egos and peer groups wouldn't allow them to keep hitting that sweet ass if they found out that it used to be a man's ass. Sure, let's pretend it's all about how you feel betrayed because she kept it secret and all the rest of that bullshit. I don't give a fuck, I'd keep hitting it. If it was great pussy before, how come it ain't great pussy now?

—Captain Obvious

Capt. Obvious,
That's gross. But I have to admit that if my darling Hanai turned out to be an ex-man, I would still fuck her endlessly in her soft beautiful bottom and suck ravenously at those big beautiful titties. That's how much I love her.

ZT/MajandraFan,
You must not have much experience with women. Anyone can see that the titties displayed here are all natural. Haven't you learned how to spot fakes yet? That picture of the scrawny sickly girl you posted makes me think you're some kind of pedophile. Saffy's got your number.

—horndog

Oh my GOD! Horny Dog, please consider expanding your already broadminded attitude to include those men who haven't gone through all the hassle of surgical alteration. It's only a small step, so what difference would it make? You'll never know how soft a man can be if you don't give it a try!

Do you live in or near the San Francisco area, horny poo? You can contact me through this forum and I'll respond IMMEDIATELY to whatever you have to say to me. You don't have to worry...everything you say in your e-mail is confidential. It will be our little secret, I promise.

Please please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get in touch with me NOW!!!!!!!

—Pan Pan

women- nice and soft, men- hairy and bony; the only soft man is a fat man, and then its all chunky and stuff. agian women- good times, men- plutonic good times

—goodtimes3

Sorry, dude. I'm going to shift the topic a little to what REALLY flips my cookie. Don't get me wrong, I burn for hot little Asian babes as much as the next normal man. But there ain't NOTHING like a hot little Latina with that quasi-Asian look. You know the look I mean. It's the best of both worlds, you got the spicy latin thing going, then you got the smooth Asian thing too. HOTNESS! Im ready to bust a nut right now. HONEY BUNNY rocks! Check her out!

http://galleries.porndollar.com/content/p/411/3.jpg

—Captain Obvious

Uhhh...not so hot, dude.

—ojibberish

all those hot Mimi pics available on Google Image Search and you fools post this sick shit

—sneedo

All the guys I know would pick a women with a big ass and boobs(Not Fat, but not anorexic) over a skinny model type.

—Morning Radio DJ

I get the feeling it might be an embarassing answer :) but what's a MILF?
Mimi Rogers

—Trig

Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Cool, Ghost in Love is on. Yay!

—MajandraFan

MILF = acronym for Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

—pookie

Yeah, that's waaaaaaaaaaaaay up there at the beginning of the thread. I think MF was just being.....whatever it is that MF likes to be.

—catloaf

Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Did anyone catch NPR on Tuesday when they were talking about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (Philippine separatist group) and their terrorism ties in the region? All of these buttoned up analysts kept using the acronym M.I.L.F. to refer to them. Mature me kept laughing the whole way home. I'll find a link if I get some coffee.

—bguirk

MILF = acronym for Mom I'd Like to F*ck. — pookie

And, kiddies, just so you know, this term was not invented by the writers of American Pie nor the makers of any porn websites. It's been around since at least the late 80's, at least that was the first time I heard it.

Just thought it needed to be said.

—Beat It!

i like this jap better.

—Faygo

here some more

—Faygo

^OMG, there this little chinease girl in my English class that looks like her.

—adams_babymomma

japanese are the best. I don't know about chinese though.

—Faygo

Dude, Qi Shu is Chinese.

—MajandraFan

Nice pic!

Post it for the motherland!!!

—gouranga3221