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I just think that these ridiculous names that celebrities have given their baby should be put in jail.

Michael jackson son- Blanket

Courtney Cox Arquette daughter- Coco

Gwyneth Paltrow son- Apple

(dont know her name)The girl on 6 feet under- Banjo

Come on people, do you just want to ruin your kids life. There might be more Im just not aware of them.

—Adam is God

Coco isn't TOO bad, but the rest...wow what a curse. Apple is probably the second "best" of those, but that's not saying much either.

—puck71

HAHAHAHA Coco

—Wugie

Coco, that girl is alright ...

—Magnificent Bastard

Mustn't forget Rumor, Scout and Tallulah.

—JooJooBee

I guess I can add Espen after ESPN. They said on ESPN that 3 people in the US named there kid that.

—Adam is God

Coco is named after a porno that David Arquette likes. She is probably not the first kid to be named after a porno, but she's probably the most famous.

—Joy

I forget who, but some actor named their kid Pilot Inspektor.

—sjlanus

Was Inspektor the middle name??

—puck71

Jason Lee named his son Pilot

—Marc

Michael Jackson named that kid "Michael Jackson II" but his nick name is "Blanket."

Some others:

INXS singer Michael Hutchence to wife Paula Yates- daughter Heavenly Hiraani Tigerlily
Bob Geldof to wife Paula Yates- daughters Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie
Casey Affleck- son Indiana August
Simon Lebon of Duran Duran- daughter Saffron Sahara
Spice Girl Mel B- daughter Phoenix Chi
Toni Braxton- son Diesel
Richard Gere- son Homer
David Bowie- son Zowie
Sylvester Stallone- daughter Sage Moonblood
John Travolta- son Jet
Victoria Adams/David Beckham- Brooklyn
Woody Allen/Soon-Yi Previn- Bechet Dumaine, Manzie Tio
Forest Whitaker- Ocean, Sonnet, True
Gillian Anderson/Clyde Klotz- Piper Maru
Erykah Badu/Andre 3000- 7 (Seven)
Robby Benson/Karla DeVito- Zephyr, Lyric
Marisa Berenson- Starlite
Bruce Willis/Demi Moore- Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue, Tallulah Belle
Donald Sutherland- Roeg, Rossif, Kiefer
David Byrne- Malu
David Carradine/Barbara Hershey- Free (he changed it to Tom)
Mia Farrow- Lark Song, Summer Song
Geena Davis- Kian, Kaiis
Snoop Doggy Dogg- Chordé
Nikki Sixx- Gunner, Decker, Storm
Connie Sellecca: Gib, Prima Sellechia
Damon Wayans- Fuddy, Trixie
Frank Zappa- Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, Diva
Robert Downey, Jr.- Indio
John Mellencamp- Hud, Speck Wildhorse

—Art

what a fabulous list. Having a neme like Juanus, I can relate. Where did you find all those names?

—Juanus

Not everything on that list is bad.

Simon Lebon of Duran Duran- daughter Saffron Sahara
Saffron is a common enough name.

Richard Gere- son Homer
Never heard the name Homer before, ever.

Bruce Willis/Demi Moore- Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue, Tallulah Belle
Scout and Tallulah, particularly Tallulah, are fine. As is Belle. Normal names.

Donald Sutherland- Roeg, Rossif, Kiefer
Damn those Celts.

David Bowie- son Zowie
David Carradine/Barbara Hershey- Free (he changed it to Tom)
Bowie's kid changed his name to something normal too, can't remember what right now.

Mia Farrow- Lark Song, Summer Song
My god, Summer is the strangest, not like every 20th girl has that name.

Frank Zappa- Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, Diva
Frank was fucking insane, Moon Unit doesn't even resemble any kind of name, bad or otherwise.

Who assembled that list, that's like 7 mistakes.

—MajandraFan

Scout is a great character in literature and Rumer (not Rumor) is the name of an author Demi Moore likes, so those aren't as weird as they seem.

Sylvester Stallone's daughter's name, Sage, isn't weird (one of my friends is pregnant with a girl who will be named Sage) but what is kind of weird with Stallone is that he uses numerology and astrology to name his kids. All of his kids' names start with an "S" and have certain letters, etc., based on some strange combination of things. I don't believe in astrology so I'm unclear on the details.

Bowie's kid calls himself Joe(y).

—Joy

10 Moons wouldn't justify 1 Dweezil.

—Proc

Brooklyn is ok too, it's a pretty name, it's just wierd that it's a boy and not a girl.

—JooJooBee

Zowie Bowie, what name. Even Joey Bowie isn't much better.

—Adam is God

Angelina Jolie - son = Maddox

I also heard Maddox was sold to the adoption agency where Jolie got him.

—Ogm

My favourite is Shannyn Sossamon's son - Audio Science

—trash

Who assembled that list, that's like 7 mistakes.

—MajandraFan

The criterion for assembling that list was just odd and/or unusual names used by celebrities. Not as rigid as "stupid" names but they are interesting.

Mistakes? Pull the stick out of your ass, relax and enjoy yourself. Life is too short to be so anal.

—Art

Will Ferrell's new baby boy is named Magnus Paulin Ferrell.

—digger

Don't forget Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland.

—puck71

"Erykah Badu/Andre 3000- 7 (Seven)"

they stole that shit from seinfeld

—Mr. Shankly

...or from Married...With Children.

—Dusty TheHick

we cant judge

—goodtimes3