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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 2:44 AM Except for New Guy and (ahem) "sick fuck", there doesn't seem to be anyone around here with a decent education. Has anyone else besides myself and the two aforementioned gentlemen graduated summa cum laude and phi beta kappa from one of the top ten colleges? No? What a sad state of affairs. I think some sort of licensing board needs to be set up to ensure that only those of certified intellectual capacity and educational attainments be allowed to comment on matters of such serious import. Imagine the consequences if the government allowed any cloth-headed fool to voice his ignorant opinion about sex, birth control, war, economics, and a myriad other difficult subjects on the internet without any proper supervision or instruction. The results would be downright deplorable, as I'm sure you can imagine. You people are probably too simple and unsophisticated to understand the harm you are doing, but I must beg you to heed my advice. Do you remember how your idol Mr. Carolla often tells his callers to listen to him because he is smarter? Well, the same situation applies here, too. Since I am smarter, better-informed, and better-intentioned that all but a few of you, I ask that you please refrain from expressing nonsensical opinions on matters in which you have no competence. Leave that to people such as I who received an adequate education and training at the most selective institutions. This is not arrogance on my part. It is simply my social duty. Thank you for complying. —Mr. Snoot |
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j4k3 |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 4:17 AM Jesus Christ, another one of sickfuck's multiple accounts here! Somebody PLEASE ban his IP! —j4k3 |
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Agent 007 |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 1:07 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 1:08 PM [007 stands up, shackled and chained] "I am Sickfuck!" —Agent 007 |
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Persona #27 |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 1:35 PM I don't know about you guys, but I for one am getting really sick of other people using all these multiple identities and alter egos. What are you pussies afraid of? Just be yourself, everyone! —Persona #27 |
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steve |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 4:19 PM If I ever build a time machine, I'm gonna come back to this particular era of retarded posts and kill myself. —steve |
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ZT |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 4:40 PM Sometimes when I stick my finger in my belly button it makes my penis feel good. —ZT |
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Slick Buck |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 5:26 PM Just imagine how much better it would feel if you could stick your penis in your belly button. —Slick Buck |
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Liface |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 5:56 PM A degree doesn't mean shit, faggot. —Liface |
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mX |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 6:06 PM hey guys, I think this post was meant to be sarcastic, its a little over the top. At least I hope its sarcastic —mX |
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Johnny |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 6:33 PM Adam never went to college. you're comparing yourself to him, but you say the reason to listen to you is your college degree, except adam never got one. —Johnny |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 10:20 PM Mr. Snoot - "Since I am smarter, better-informed, and better-intentioned that all but a few of you,.." I believe the word you were looking for is "than," as in, "Since I am smarter, better-informed, and better-intentioned THAN all but a few of you." I'm surprised that someone with such great intelligence, like yourself, would make such a mistake. Gee, and to think a low-life, dimwit like me could even tell the difference. —roadrage |
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ZT |
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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 10:22 PM I am Dr. Poo Poo, please help me make the poop. —ZT |
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Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 5:59 AM Well smart guy...the map is not the terrain. If a few jack-offs want to comment on serious issues, it shouldn't be a problem. They can't change anything. I'm more bothered by your assumtion that going to college means you're smarter than people who don't. Many people enjoy learning and don't necessarily need proof of their knowledge (i.e. a diploma) But I really hate the kids who type the drops out as responses...who's laughing at those? —nathanvsgermany |
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steve |
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Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 2:43 PM "You're gay." Oh come on... I had to do it... :) —steve |
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