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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 3:35 AM Hi, I'm new to this site and to the wonderful Loveline show. I didn't see any Get Acquainted section for members, so I decided to start this thread. Let me begin by introducing myself: I grew up in Boca Raton, graduated Summa Cum Laude from MIT with a BS in astrophysics, then went on to get a law degree from Stanford (where I made law review and graduated second in my class), and am currently completing doctoral work in medieval Croatian literature at the Sorbonne. I normally don't associate with the kind of people who listen to radio call-in shows and then post their reactions on websites, but I have a feeling that the level of discourse in this one might almost be amusing to a man of my high IQ and impressive accomplishments. There. That's me. Now, would the rest of you please tell me about your educational background and CV? It's important for me to know this because I want to gauge the proper level at which to approach you all. I don't want to use vocabulary or syntax that might be beyond the comprehension of my new correspondents. So if some of my arguments seem too abstruse, please let me know and I will try to explain my meaning using the kind of simple words and short sentences that your more limited minds can grasp. Something tells me I'm going to make a lot of lifelong friends here. —New Guy |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 4:26 AM
Edited Monday, May 17, 2004 at 4:29 AM (to the tune of your typical stoner 18 yr. old Loveline caller...) Uhm... yeah... so is this, like, an interview or something? Uhhh... right now, I'm a senior in HS. So, uhm... yeah... what do you mean by abstruse and syntax... and... uhh... all that? Are you a... uhh... a doctor or something? Cos I have these really really weird dreams at night? Especially, uhm, like... after smoking pot and I... fall asleep? I get really really weird. Like, totally freaked out, man. Yeah... uhhh... alright... cool. —j4k3 |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 4:30 AM
Edited Monday, May 17, 2004 at 4:37 AM I bet this is another one of sickfuck's alter egos. Oh, and if not, are you kidding me?!?! What do you mean we have to introduce ourselves and all that just so you can "gauge the proper level at which to approach us all?" All you have to do is read a couple of posts from this board and that should give you an idea on how to "approach us." Idiot. But good times though, right? —j4k3 |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:58 AM Hey New Guy, I call bogus on this one... —FlyinACE |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:59 AM OH!!! Now i really think it's bogus! —FlyinACE |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 2:41 PM and his asshole was the size of a mason jar... —superhew |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:27 PM let's hope your bogus, if not your a complete prick (that means cretin). —Johnny |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:45 PM after the botched abortion, my mother tried to put me up for adoption, but there were no takers. after three years of living in 14 different temporary homes, my birth father finally got out of jail and through a series of lawsuits, i moved in with him and my new stepmother. and three uncles. when i was 4, the youngest uncle murdered my dad and his wife, and his brothers. he locked me in a room with their remains, where i lived mainly off of their carcases for the next year. about this time, the cops were getting suspicious, so my uncle packed me up and we moved with a traveling carnival. eventually he abandonded me and i was a carny child for the next several years. at age 15, through some carny connections, i got a job as an intern at a major hollywood movie studio. i kept that job for the next 4 years while living next to a dumpster in a home depot parking lot. i'm now 24, i live in los angeles, and i'm working as a publicist. —everybody has warts |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 at 6:56 PM Check it bro -- I did 7th grade twice then said fuck it and dropped out. I went to clown college. I started smokin' tons of weed. I currently make a living doing crazy shit with my bros on my TV show called "Wild Boys". *looks down at page* Wait a minute -- this is Steve-0's bio. *goes and fires publicist* —steve |
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