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Best Laxative Ever

  

(witty name)

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Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 3:42 PM

Fill a glass with Ice

Pour in 1/2 glass of wine

add a splash of orange (or any fruit) juice

fill the rest with mineral water

Then smoke a cigarette

PS: Sorry this is unrelated, but I feel it may be helpful to some people.

(witty name)

  

everybody has warts

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Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 3:47 PM

lightweight.

everybody has warts

  

superhew

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Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 3:52 PM

do you drink all that, or just put it in a glass then smoke a cig?

superhew

  

Jeremy

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Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 4:00 PM

All you do is stare at it. Just the site of the concoction will make you shit yourself immediately.

Jeremy

  

Cracked

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Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 7:48 PM
Edited Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 7:49 PM

Just drink pure fruit juice, not the 15% real juice 85% sugar-water juice. Let an orange rest at room temperature for a couple days and eat it. How about just eating fruit and/or vegetables period? There are plenty of ways to encourage bowel movements. It isn't rocket science.

Cracked

  

illyB

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Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 7:49 PM

you could just eat some mexican fast food from a D-rated place...

atleast you get something tasty before you poo

illyB

  

sick fuck

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Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:29 PM

I've always found the best laxative-cum-emetic is to read superpoo's feeble attempts at witty rejoinder.

sick fuck

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