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Monday, May 10, 2004 at 8:46 PM
Edited Monday, May 10, 2004 at 8:47 PM i remember a few months ago, someone suggested a bogus call day. adam's birth day is coming up in a couple weeks, (may 27th) and would make a great day for another mass bogus call day. if anyone has good ideas for bogus calls, lets get some down and maybe get something worked out. —superhew |
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Monday, May 10, 2004 at 8:48 PM Sounds like a plan...a mason jar is in order! —Ty |
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 4:39 AM I'm in! —j4k3 |
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 8:49 AM These always go off so well... What's the plan this time? —Agent 007 |
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 10:52 AM Remember people, we need diversity - men and women, old and young, so you can throw off that handsome bastard Phone-screener Chris. —nathanvsgermany |
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 11:20 AM haha these never work —Wugie |
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Jeremy |
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 11:24 AM nathanvsgermany, Chris is not a phone screener. He's the engineer over at KROQ. Brian is the phone screener. —Jeremy |
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 3:44 PM last time i tried calling in, i used my std line. i said: when i was young i had been raped by my father (could be anyone though), and that when he orgasmed he did it in my face. since then i have had a red blood blotch in one of my eyes. i went to the eye clinic and the doctors didnt know what it was. then ask, could it be a std such as herpes? this Q got me on once, but my phone died before i got to ask it. any better ideas? i understand this one is pretty sick, but its what gets you on the show. the weirder the better! —superhew |
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 7:33 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 7:34 PM tomorrow is the day, can we get a count of people who would be in on this? —superhew |
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ZT |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 3:09 AM I've been waiting for it. —ZT |
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Wugie |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 11:15 AM I'm calling in on Sunday with a real call so listen for Augie on sunday. —Wugie |
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Agent 007 |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:15 PM I'm going to call in and say I can't orgasm and I can't figure out why! That oughta fool 'em!! —Agent 007 |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:31 PM Hold on 007 -- Let me get on the line with you -- My girlfriend wants to have a threesome and I wanna know if it's a good idea. :) —steve |
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superhew |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:49 PM my girlfriend wants to know how long it takes to get pregnant from oral sex. —superhew |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:52 PM i thought every call was bogus call day. seriously, how many calls are from "long time listeners" who ask shit they should have been able to figure out after listening for 1 week. "i'm a 17 year old girl and i cant orgasm through sex" WHY DO THEY EVEN TAKE THAT CALL ANYMORE!??! —everybody has warts |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 3:51 PM why DON'T they make a 20 second drop of Drew's answer and then continue on. —sneedo |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 5:30 PM Seriously -- we need a Cyber Drew to say, "It's very uncommon for women to have an orgasm through actual intercourse. Most women, if they do have an orgasm, only have it through oral sex. A large percentage of women never even have orgasms." —steve |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 8:14 PM "i thought every call was bogus call day.
seriously, how many calls are from "long time listeners" who ask shit they should have been able to figure out after listening for 1 week.
"i'm a 17 year old girl and i cant orgasm through sex"
WHY DO THEY EVEN TAKE THAT CALL ANYMORE!??!" —everybody has warts
__________________________________ EHW, Judging by the way you have written your post, YOU ARE THAT CALLER. "I thought every DAY was bogus call day" "I'm a 17 year old girl and I can't orgasm during REGULAR sex" :-) —Cracked |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 10:51 PM Adam said after one break that Chris was yelling at someone not to ever call again. Maybe he does handle some of the overflow of screening calls. Maybe not. Did anyone get through? —Adam's Crows |
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 10:54 PM My problem is that I can't STOP orgasming. I'm the male equivalent of a nymphomaniac. My whole body is like an erect penis. I'm always ready and I can't ever get enough and it feels SOOOO FUCKING GOOD! A lot of us gay guys are like that, you know. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? —Pan Pan |
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Friday, May 28, 2004 at 12:47 AM Looking for another thread to post "Guess what I'm doing now?" ? —dr ipod |
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Friday, May 28, 2004 at 3:05 AM Pan Pan, I have had a few men make passes at me. What I have noticed is an indescriminate willingness to go with everyone if they are interested. This is atypical of heterosexuals. A guy is going to be interested in a girl he really likes (sexually or otherwise) or one that shows interest in having sex (that isn't repulsive, at the moment). I think it is more of a myth that every hetero guy is ready and willing to screw any willing chick. That appears to be the opposite with gay men. They seem to be perpetually looking and willing to have sex with anyone willing. There isn't any boundary or limit. Comments? —Adam's Crows |
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Friday, May 28, 2004 at 3:09 AM Keep talking like that, AC. Pan Pan like like. What are you wearing? —Pan Pan |
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Friday, May 28, 2004 at 2:44 PM Right now? Probably sleeping. Pan Pan likes the night life. (And staying out of the sun helps keep him looking young and beautiful.) I wonder what he does for a living. You know, I worry about the guy. He may be burning the candle at both ends. (Hey, I just made a Pan Pan-like double entendre. His style is catching.) —Saffeau |
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Friday, May 28, 2004 at 8:55 PM "Adam said after one break that Chris was yelling at someone not to ever call again. Maybe he does handle some of the overflow of screening calls. Maybe not." Here is what I just heard on the day delay of the show: "I just heard phone screener Bryan telling someone to never call again" Weird that Bryan would be saying that, I wonder what was so heinous that he would banish someone? —Kevin U. |
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Jeremy |
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Friday, May 28, 2004 at 9:30 PM Probably someone trying multiple times to get through with an obviously fake call. —Jeremy |
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Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 4:15 AM "I wonder what he does for a living." Saffy Darling, Pan Pan is a male prostitute...and a well-paid one at that. No kidding. It's wonderful when you can make a nice living doing what you love. And it's wonderful when you can make a nice loving doing what you live. "Burning at both ends" Hee hee. Good one, sweetums. Pan Pan must remember that one. Now if you'll pardon me, I must retire to my coffin before the sun comes out and turns me to dust. —Pan Pan |
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superhew |
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Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 6:05 AM male prostitute? it takes all kinds... —superhew |
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Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 4:46 PM why DON'T they make a 20 second drop of Drew's answer and then continue on. —sneedo I think it should start every show: "Hey everybody, It's loveline. I'm Adam Carolla thaaat's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician addiction medicine specialist. Most women don't have orgasms during intercourse, try oral sex or clitoral stimulation during regular intercourse." —stass |
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Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 7:06 PM geez thats fucking hilarious. lol. —superhew |
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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 at 7:27 AM And here I thought I was the only one sick to death of those stupid broads calling with the same fucking question Drew answers every night. —Daethian |
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