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Monday, May 3, 2004 at 9:38 AM Am I the only redblooded male who prefers a nice handjob over a blowjob? Not that I don't like BJs but there's something real exciting about handies. Almost as good as pussy! Why do you think that is? —horndog |
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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 at 1:08 PM Yeah, but Adam prefers blowjobs and probably looks down on guys like us. I don't know why, because he likes jerking off so much, so he should like handies too. —horndog |
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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 at 5:08 PM Interesting...every guy I've been with has preferred the ol' suck and swallow...but hey, I guess there's room for improvement? —nvgoddess |
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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 at 7:42 PM Interesting...every guy I've been with has preferred the ol' suck and swallow...but hey, I guess there's room for improvement? —nvgoddess I guess you could just call the above gents "old-fashioned." —dotcomse |
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Mr. Mason Jar |
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Tuesday, May 4, 2004 at 11:35 PM Perfect hj versus perfect bj, i'd go hj just to experience a good one. So far, i havent found a lady who knows how to polish the pewter as good as she can buff the pickle. —Mr. Mason Jar |
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Adam's Crows |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 2:45 AM I guess we are all different although Adam and Drew seem to believe guys are mostly the same. You can look at this several ways so it is difficult to vote. Are you talking about which feels best or which leads to orgasm most often or which is just a better part of the whole love-making process? They are so different. A hand job does not require much technique. Just touching and a little rubbing and massage is it. There is likely more interaction (kissing, mutual massaging, etc.) receiving a hand job. A BJ has all the attention so if it is bad the spotlight is focused 100% on it. This considered, I prefer the hand job. I don't like fowling her mouth, most girls don't know what I like or don't like (teeth, biting), and I am certain more chicks prefer giving a hand job to BJ anyway. —Adam's Crows |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 5:14 AM Nonsense. Girls who know, love giving head because semen whitens their teeth. Hand jobs, overtime, can lead to calcium deposits building up under their skin -- which can require surgery to remove!!! Although, recent advances have been made in removal of calcified masses in male and female hands using low frequency sound waves possible, and a viable alternative to surgery. Over the course of several treatments, the vibrations slowly break up the calcium deposits under the skin. The calcium is then re-asorbed in the blood stream. This procedure is particuarlly good for women with osteoporosis. —ZT |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 9:12 AM "Hand jobs, overtime, can lead to calcium deposits building up under their skin -- which can require surgery to remove!!!" this is true. adam was basicly forced into literally becoming a millionaire, just to afford the extensive semen-removal laser treatment. which doctor bruce offers, of course. ;) —everybody has warts |
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Flatvurm |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 10:44 AM Quoth dotcomse: I guess you could just call the above gents "old-fashioned." Heh. Or "adolescent." ;) That's what an old girlfriend said to me once about the handy love. Not unkindly, either...she was just thinking that it was more like teenage sex. Maybe handy guys are just young at heart. :) —Flatvurm |
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horndog |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 2:47 PM May be something to that. Adam keeps saying that you should beat off in the same position so as to condition your reflexes and acclimate yourself for intercourse in that position. Good advice. I think guys who prefer blowjobs probably do so because they can't do it to themselves, it's a novelty thing, and because it puts the girl in a subservient position and that strokes the male ego. I can dig that. But, Ladies, don't ever expect me to reciprocate oral because there's no fucking way I'm putting my mouth where my dick is supposed to go. That's just the way it is and if you girls want to be with me you'll have to accept that. —horndog |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 7:48 PM Every act has some sort of dark connotation attached. It's sex. What does your girlfriend have to say about BJ's if HJ's are adolescent? A BJ may be more "mature" to a slut. —Adam's Crows |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 8:24 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 8:24 PM What about getting the hand during the BJ ? "Drip Drip Drip...I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung-Fu grip"
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 8:27 PM If any part of the mouth is touching the penis, it is automatically a BJ. Doesn't matter where the hands are. —Jeremy |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 8:27 PM Handjobs are akin to what Adam mentioned about fingerblasting. It's like a level to reach or something to cross off the list when you're young or early in a relationship, but you pass by it pretty quick. I've een married four years and do consider it kids stuff. I have to disagree with Adam's Crows though. A good handjob requires more technique than a blowjob. Maybe it's because most men have had plenty of "practice" in feeling handjobs, but most of the time when a woman does it, it is clunky and awkward, and more mechanical than rythmic, much like when a man is fingerblasting. But almost any sucking/licking is good. —Logo Lou |
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Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 11:36 PM "But, Ladies, don't ever expect me to reciprocate oral...
That's just the way it is and if you girls want to be with me you'll have to accept that." —horndog Horndog, are you, like, 14 yrs. old? I gather from your posts that either you're immature, or a turd, or both. I would imagine there aren't very many girls who would WANT to be with you.
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Thursday, May 6, 2004 at 12:25 AM
Edited Thursday, May 6, 2004 at 1:15 AM "....A good handjob requires more technique than a blowjob. Maybe it's because most men have had plenty of "practice" in feeling handjobs, but most of the time when a woman does it, it is clunky and awkward, and more mechanical than rythmic, much like when a man is fingerblasting. But almost any sucking/licking is good." —Logo Lou Do you need your dick treated like a clitoris? I don't mind some awkward or clunkiness. It is not at all like you yanking your own member. It is a completely different experience, literally. It is another person. If you are that aware of rhythm and technique you are not into the sex, the person or you are fantasizing about a dude instead of your wife. :-) Just kidding :-) —Adam's Crows |
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Flatvurm |
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Thursday, May 6, 2004 at 9:30 AM Heh...horndog lost me. Giving girls oral is good times. Quoth Adam's Crows: Every act has some sort of dark connotation attached. It's sex. What does your girlfriend have to say about BJ's if HJ's are adolescent? A BJ may be more "mature" to a slut. Nah, no dark connotations at all. She wasn't saying anything bad...just saying. It's kinda true...like someone else mentioned, even Adam sees handies as an early step to take in sexual education. Some guys just like 'em more than oral is all. I remember Adam saying a while back how he didn't understand some guys that like oral only for the dominance or psychology but not for the sensation itself. Adam likes oral for oral...some guys don't. Hey, takes all kinds. And extra points to illyB for Sublime lyrics. ;) —Flatvurm |
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Thursday, May 6, 2004 at 12:53 PM mouths come equipped with tounges and semen disposal systems. c'mon now... hand jobs are for 15 year olds... really, the vagina is where its at. or the butt. —everybody has warts |
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Thursday, May 6, 2004 at 4:17 PM bjs are for kiddys, vaginas are the best. ass is sick. —superhew |
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Adam's Crows |
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Thursday, May 6, 2004 at 7:27 PM "...even Adam sees handies as an early step to take in sexual education..." —Flatvurm This point was quoted from Adam more than once here but you are taking it out of context. Sure on your virgin or freshman path to the ultimate "home run" it is one of the first baby steps. What I am addressing is where it stands once you are experienced with longer term relationships and a few partners. As you have referenced it, you should only be having intercourse. End of this topic for me :-) —Adam's Crows |
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 8:07 AM Hey, what about anal? Don't make that face. It's delectable, if you're experienced enough to master the ins and outs. And you'll never have to worry about rug-rats either. Oh my goodness. Horny, you are so gay and you don't even know it. Come, let Pan Pan initiate you into a whole new realm of superior sensual delights. Normally, Pan Pan would be gentle for his baby's first time, but I think you'll require a rougher introduction to the other side. —Pan Pan |
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 1:16 PM Pan Pan I'm glad you're back. You are halarious! —sko |
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 1:30 PM While I'm sure all of you guys enjoy getting them, us girls don't have a much fun giving them. hehe
But, handies are much better to give, not as messy. ;-) —JooJooBee |
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 4:10 PM Oooh I love a good BJ, but women the teeth are not fun at all. I had a girlfriend who used to give them, and prided herself on the clever use of teeth during the act. Her "technique" got 100% better after I convinced her not to use the teeth. I have never got off from a hand job at all, not once. I've had plenty of attempts, none of them successful. Maybe it's because I conditioned my penis to my specific style... —paul1732 |
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 4:26 PM "While I'm sure all of you guys enjoy getting them, us girls don't have a much fun giving them. hehe
But, handies are much better to give, not as messy. ;-)" —JooJooBee
Personally, I love giving head. It's empowering. And, might I add, I'm damn good at it.
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 5:15 PM I don't think of either as anything but foreplay. The pleasure is good and lasts much longer than penetration. Even though most girls don't have an orgasm with penis-in-vagina sex, there is an element of completion and it is innately nurturing to accept the seed of the man. This gives heterosexual lovemaking the edge no matter how good girl-on-girl sex may be for them. —Cracked |
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 6:52 PM While I'm sure all of you guys enjoy getting them, us girls don't have a much fun giving them. hehe
But, handies are much better to give, not as messy. ;-) JooJooBee Personally, I love giving head. It's empowering. And, might I add, I'm damn good at it. —nvgoddess This, gents, is why you choose your wimmens very very carefully.
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Friday, May 7, 2004 at 9:30 PM Oh my God. Cracked, what you just said is so incredibly arousing, even to a "Fruit Pie" like me. Now, if you'd please just alter some of the anatomical terms and switch the gender of some of the pronouns and say it again, very slowly and softly, in a deep baritone voice. Mmmmmmm...yes, that's it. Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmfff...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I always knew you were special. —Pan Pan |
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Saturday, May 8, 2004 at 8:59 AM half a chub? I just finished. —Wugie |
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