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Monday, March 1, 2004 at 6:31 AM So guys what's the HOTTEST call you ever heard on LL? Strangely enough, a call someone earlier thought was the funniest is for me maybe the hottest. I'm talking about the woman whose jailed husband slipped a condom full of his semen into her mouth as he kissed her goodbye. She walked into the nearest bathroom (imagine how dirty it must have been) and forced the semen into herself so she could get pregnant again. That is so sick it's HOT! There's something about those loose slutty crazy stupid white trash gals that really spins my top. If you've ever been with one, you KNOW what I'm talking about! And since we never know what the callers actually look like, we can project any face or bod on them and we got some A-1 stroke pictures in our heads. I like to picture that caller with a body like Jamie Lee Curtis, with big round titties slightly sagging (but not too much) from all the rugrats she's had, and a face like a used Jamie Pressley. Jamie is a hot name for a white chick. I bet I'm not the only one who feels this way. What call got any of you guys thinking that way? And I DON'T wanna hear any gay stuff. You know who I'm talking to. —horndog |
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Monday, March 1, 2004 at 8:43 AM it's pigs like you who are ruining this forum. you're worse than panpan who at least is sometimes funny and doesn't hate women. why would you be turned on by women you think are beneathyou? are you afraid to deal with women on your own level and you can only function sexually with "chicks" you feel nothing but contempt for. you are not having sex with women, you are just exploiting them for your own selfish ends. (maybe you are a repressed homosexual, panpan can let us know.) shame on you! —cat dander |
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Monday, March 1, 2004 at 9:19 AM Babe, you really need to get laid. I can help you. What do you look like and how big are your tits? —horndog |
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Monday, March 1, 2004 at 2:40 PM You've got a lot to prove to everyone, don't you, horndog? All that talk about getting excited by criminal trash and courting danger and indulging in raunchy antics in dirty, public restrooms sounds remarkably like MY preferred mode of cruising. Just paste some tits and a blonde wig on my pickups and our fantasies are practically interchangeable. Look deep within yourself, Clarice. If you ever escape the sticks and happen to find yourself in San Francisco, look me up. We could have us some fun. —Pan Pan |
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Monday, March 1, 2004 at 5:10 PM Fighting like cats and dogs! (dander and horn, that is.) I don't recall finding any caller sexy. Practically all of them come across as just pitiful, stupid, and depressing. But among recent guests I thought Michelle Branch sounded like a fun, sexy woman. She's kind of cute, too. —Jacob Creutzfeldt |
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Monday, March 1, 2004 at 10:46 PM It was great last July when Brooke Burns and Brooke Burke went back to back. —steve |
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