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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 2:05 AM Is Adam still looking for this 'cause I found it for sale at http://www.kleevage.com/store/kleevco4.htm We should all pool together and get it for him. —Pishkapa.com |
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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 8:56 AM I have a problem with donating money to help buy porn for someone who is literally a millionaire. It was bad enough Adam was nagging to get the movie free from Ron Jeremy, anyway. Go have your assistant buy it if it's so important! But what about the poor little kid, hunkered over a dung fire in the Bhutan with no porn, who has to use images of emaciated goats fornicating to get off? That's who I care about! We need to pick up where Sally Struthers left off. Can you imagine how distracting it would be to peel one off with all those flies in your face? Using a thatch mat for a jack bib ... it's horrible! Give free porn to those who really need it. As they say: poon locally, porn globally. —Magnificent Bastard |
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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 1:02 PM Dude, 9 times out of 10 women in those countries walk around with no shirts on or very little. They don't need porn there's porn all around them. If anyone needs free porn it's the 13 year old Mormon kid. It's so typical, Americans focus on the needy in other third world countries when there's pornity and injizztice in their own backyard. —Pishkapa.com |
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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 2:09 PM We don't want to create a porn welfare state. Knowing how lazy Adam is, do you think he would have been so motivated to succeed if he wasn't forced as a teenager to whack off to the pictures on a raft box? His poor conditions forced him to go out and work hard so he could buy real porn. If he had been given all the high-quality porn he wanted, he never would have moved out of his parents' garage and Loveline as we know it would never have existed. —Retta |
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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 5:10 PM Lets get him the porn, and some blue diamond rosted almonds.;) —Gina |
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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 9:45 PM I'm not sure I follow. —Gina |
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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 10:15 PM I'm kinda agreeing with you, I'm just trying to think what ELSE we can do for our favorite literal millionaire. It's referrencing something he said to Dr. Spaz one of the last times he was in. Bruce was kidding around, acting like maybe he might not do the show, and Adam said something to the effect of, "Aw, who are you kidding? If I gave you a nickel, you'd come in here and cup my nuts while I talked." I'm really just trying to take the proposed gift giving to the next level. —Santa's Mouth |
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Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 10:41 PM Well, I beat you guys to the Blue Diamond Roasted Almonds. ;) Yeah, I don't mind buying porn for the man, but I think I've contributed enough to my god and holy deity. —Jay |
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Friday, February 6, 2004 at 12:01 PM lmao Ok. I get it now —Gina |
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