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Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 4:46 AM Have they done this yet? From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 4:52 AM Do they have Wal-Marts in Germany? If not, if anyone calls it in say 'mall' or something instead so you don't give it away. —Kep |
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Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 1:17 PM Hmm, okay I'll try one more. Thinning the Herd
A 27-year-old man, fishing with three friends, choked to on a 4-inch bream that he had put into his mouth, possibly to imitate a stunt he had seen on television (Palatka, Fla., October). And a man commandeered a fire department rescue boat but then drowned when he leaped overboard while being pursued by police; trained rescue personnel were late arriving at the scene because, after all, their boat had been stolen (Nashville, Tenn., August). [Florida Times-Union, 10-22-03] [Tennessean, 8-20-03] P.S. I'm from Ontario so I can see LIVE Canadian Parliament anytime I want on CPAC eh. (Not that I really want to, I actually have a life)
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Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 2:05 PM OOPS, I forgot to take the Nashville story outta there. Maybe at first I thought it was part of the same story. Kinda looks too short now. Oh well. Maybe I should watch more CPAC... Berlin (Reuters)
A man from the West African country of Gambia who was not used to Germany's winter weather woke up to find his car had gone completely white overnight and called police to complain vandals had painted it. Police in the central German town of Hildesheim discovered the man had mistaken snow for paint when he looked down from his apartment window. "To him, it looked like paint when he was looking down on the car from the fifth floor. He was really worried and upset and it wasn't a hoax, otherwise he would have been fined for it," German police said. Deerfield Beach, Florida (Reuters) Headline: , as well, a duck
A Florida man died after a duck hit him in the head, knocking him off a personal watercraft and into a lake, Sheriff's officials said.
Leon Resnick, 31, was driving the watercraft at a lake in the Fort Lauderdale suburb of Deerfield Beach, the Broward County Sheriff's Office said in a news release.
He was found by a friend several minutes later in the water and pulled ashore.
"Investigators from the BSO Marine Unit believe the victim was knocked from the personal watercraft by a duck, which struck Resnick in the face as he sped the watercraft along the lake," the news release said.
Resnick was taken to a hospital and pronounced . The medical examiner listed the cause of as blunt trauma to the head and drowning.
The duck's carcass was recovered and turned over to investigators. There maybe this will make you people happy. —Kep |
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Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 2:11 PM Holy crap, I must be high/drunk/retarded or something. THERE'S NO SNOW IN FLORIDA. I give up. I'm gonna go watch some parliament... —Kep |
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Sunday, December 14, 2003 at 10:28 PM Actually, you could spin that car article around. Since snow IS rare in Florida, a native might be completely clueless if they saw snow on their car on one of the few rare times it did snow. —clodhopper |
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