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Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 8:54 PM Hey folks, I am in the midst of reading this incredibly interesting book. From the beginnin I have been impressed with the quality of writing and pace of the naration. To be continued... —God |
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Easter Bunny |
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Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 9:11 PM And unlike YOUR book... ALL TRUE! And please, buy only bio-degradable easter grass. —Easter Bunny |
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Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 9:32 PM I'm thinking about writing an autobiography, in similar fashioned to Cracked. I want to let people know what it’s really like first hand to be Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick. I mean, who said I had to be jolly? Just because I have a glandular problem, I'm jolly?! Also, did you know the expression HO HO HO originated while I was cruising for prostitutes in Hong Kong? —Santa Claus |
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Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 9:46 PM Sounds interesting Kris... I was asked for an interview once for a biography about my friend of many years: Thumper. However, it was just too soon after his death from auto-erotic asphyxiation for me to do it. —Easter Bunny |
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God (The First) |
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Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 11:22 PM I wrote that book like I wrote and will write every book ever written. You all keep putting words in my mouth and fighting over me. Give me a break. I think I have been pretty cool letting you kill yourselves all of these centuries. So get your facts straight. —God |
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Art |
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Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 11:56 PM JKL appearance: As much as Drew was interupted, stepped on and otherwise treated like a quack if you were already familiar with him he came off okay. If you did not know who he was before that guest spot you probably don't know what to think. For a cheap laugh they basically ambushed him for the newbies. They don't know any boundaries -no class. —Art |
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Friday, September 12, 2003 at 8:07 AM FALSE GOD! God doesn't say "give me a break" dipshit. — |
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Anonymous |
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Friday, September 12, 2003 at 3:16 PM *MY* god says "motherfucker" ... a lot! — |
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Santa Claus |
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Friday, September 12, 2003 at 3:37 PM I'm afraid I heard about young Thumper's untimely death. Some vile people posted post mortem pictures of Thumper on rotten.com, with heavy emphasis on a carrot stuck up his butt. Absolutely awful. —Santa Claus |
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Art |
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Friday, September 12, 2003 at 6:21 PM Thanks for pointing out that God doesn't say "give me a break." I this was the TRUE God. I hear banjos playing. —Art |
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