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Thomas/Frope

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Sunday, September 7, 2003 at 4:15 PM

I figured I'd jump on the transcript bandwagon, I find this to be one of my favorite loveline clips. If you want the clip, I guess I can send it to Kevin or something, just make a post requesting it, or IM me on AIM, my s/n is Fropeness.

Adam: You know, at the beginning of the porn movies I watch, frequently, frequently
Drew: Yeah..
Adam: They have, like, phone sex numbers
Drew: Yeah
Adam: And they got these hot chicks
Drew: Yeah
Adam: And they're usually, like, blowing a guy, but they're talking to you
Drew: Nice..
Adam: And they're blowing the guy and then they're like, pulling the guy's dork out and they're like "Ooooh, I'm so hot, I'm so hot for you, why don't you call me?" And I'm thinking, YOU'RE BLOWING THIS DUDE! I WAS GONNA CALL YA BITCH, BUT WHO'S THIS GUY?! YOU'RE HOT FOR ME?! YOU'VE GOT SOME GUY'S DORK IN YOUR MOUTH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HOT FOR ME?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!
(Adam and Drew laugh)
Adam: Then in the next scene, she's on top of the guy, and she's having intercourse with the guy, and she's going, "I want you..I want you." And I'm like, "Who's this guy you're F-ing?! What about him? And can't he hear you?! He's gotta be pissed! I dunno if this guy's your boyfriend or your husband; I don't know who this guy is, but I'm not...I'm not comin over there and pulling his penis out of your mouth and inserting mine!
Drew: He might kill ya!
Adam: This is an outrage -- Yeah, this guy could be a biker!
Adam and Drew: Alright.

Thomas/Frope

  

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Sunday, September 7, 2003 at 4:53 PM

Funny as hell! I wish we can have a separate board just for his rants/comments. My co-workers would surely die laughing over this one!

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clodhopper

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Monday, September 8, 2003 at 8:34 AM

Holy shit that's beautiful. :D

clodhopper

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