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Friday, September 5, 2003 at 1:30 PM Adam citing his desire to be gay while explaining an argument he had with Lynette about going to the dentist: Adam: "We're standing in the kitchen and I'm complaining that dentists use metal instruments instead of plastic because I can't stand that goddamn metal banging against my teeth. Lynette's insisting that she has no problem with it, but in reality, she's just pissed about something I did earlier tonight so she's going out of her way to disagree with me. We go back and forth on this for about thirty minutes until I finally get a big metal tablespoon out of the cabinet and start tapping the inside of her teeth with it, saying, 'See? Isn't that annoying?', and she's insisting that it doesn't bother her -- I mean, this is my life Drew -- I spent my entire goddamn night standing in the kitchen banging my wife in the mouth with a spoon... I would never spend all night banging my gay lover in the mouth with a spoon..." Drew: "No, you'd use your penis." —Martino |
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Friday, September 5, 2003 at 10:12 PM I have that episode, but I can't quite remember when it was. I think it was sometime around March or April. I'll go back and look through my old episodes 'til I find it. —steve |
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Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 9:33 PM ok, that adam rant was really funny. —plurry |
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Friday, September 19, 2008 at 11:57 AM that was really good. Everything OK plurry? I like that you're going back and reading these posts and giving them to us, but is your girlfriend out of town or something? —bguirk |
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Friday, September 19, 2008 at 8:12 PM I remember that one. It was already turning into a funny rant, but I remember doubling over when I heard Drew's quip at the end. Hilarious. —Yog-Laithoth |
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Friday, September 19, 2008 at 8:41 PM Everything OK plurry? I like that you're going back and reading these posts and giving them to us, but is your girlfriend out of town or something? NO, SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I'M JUST IGNORING HER. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I'M ON A MISSION FROM GOD! —plurry |
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