Thursday, September 4, 2003 at 11:26 AM Adam citing his desire to be gay while explaining an argument he had with Lynette about going to the dentist: Adam: "We're standing in the kitchen and I'm complaining that dentists use metal instruments instead of plastic because I can't stand that goddamn metal banging against my teeth. Lynette's insisting that she has no problem with it, but in reality, she's just pissed about something I did earlier tonight so she's going out of her way to disagree with me. We go back and forth on this for about thirty minutes until I finally get a big metal tablespoon out of the cabinet and start tapping the inside of her teeth with it, saying, 'See? Isn't that annoying?', and she's insisting that it doesn't bother her -- I mean, this is my life Drew -- I spent my entire goddamn night standing in the kitchen banging my wife in the mouth with a spoon... I would never spend all night banging my gay lover in the mouth with a spoon..." Drew: "No, you'd use your penis." —steve |
