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		Cassie the First + Saturday, August 9, 2003 at 2:03 PM Has anyone here heard this clip of this Wendy the Retard calling up Stern while Adam was there. I'm pretty sure it's old, cuz apparently she became a sort of regular like beetlejuice. But this is her 1st call. It's HILARIOUS! Adam: "The 1st time you put your tampon in...did you hurt your ear?" Stern: Do you like Forrest Gump? Wendy: yes Adam:What about when Forrest Gump got trapped on that island for all those years, did you like that one? gooooood stuff The guy that called up that wanted to have sex w/ her was a little creepy though. —Cassie
		Anon the First + Saturday, August 9, 2003 at 2:26 PM Courtesy of Markfriggin.com: Howard's Retarded Fan. 2/26/02. 10:10am A 21 year old retarded woman called in to talk to Howard for a few minutes. Howard and Adam ended up asking her a bunch of inappropriate questions about her hygiene and sex life. They found out that she doesn't use tampons but she's on birth control. They also found out that she's a fan of N' Sync and The Dixie Chicks. She also told them that she weighs 182 pounds. Howard and Adam ended up goofing around with her for about 20 minutes. At one point Howard asked her if her underwear was stained and she said ''yes.'' Howard decided to give her one of the $500 prizes he had to give away before he got off the phone with her. He also wanted to give her the trip to New York so she could sit next to Gary at the premiere of ''40 Days and 40 Nights.'' They're the ones who gave Howard all of the prizes to give away this week. I don't have a copy of that show, but at least you know the date now. —Anon

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