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Wednesday, August 6, 2003 at 9:22 PM Hey here's another one, and probably the last one too! I've been reading my previous posts and I've noticed a trend, usually going by "Why are you doing it in caps? Why is it in caps? Oh, good lord saint anthony jesus fuck, why are you doing it in caps?" THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS, BUT I DON'T OWE ANY OF YOU NOTTIN'. You don't want to read this in caps? Fine with me, I won't do no more, I was just doing this just in case any of you cared to read what I had, but it's really much easier for me to do nothing. So...in this transcript, Adam was talking about visiting the dentist and it's trauma. I REALIZED, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T BURN MANY CALORIES IN THE DENTIST'S CHAIR, YOU JUST SORT OF SIT THERE, BUT YOUR SOUL SMOULDERS, YOU BURN A LOT OF EMOTIONAL CALORIES. YOU KNOW, YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND YOU GET CHEWED OUT BECAUSE I HADN'T BEEN THERE IN LIKE 14 MONTHS THE CHICK WAS LIKE, "ERWIN, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU IN HERE?" FIRST OFF THE "WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU IN HERE" ARGUMENT WHEN YOUR STANDING THERE IS ALWAYS KIND OF A WEIRD ONE EARLY IN THE MORNING, "WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU IN HERE?" I'M THINKING, "WHERE THE F--- AM I HONEY? WERE YOU IN MY GODDAMN LIVING ROOM? AM I WEARING MY PAJAMAS? WHERE ARE WE? I'M HERE! AND I'LL TELL YA WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET ME IN HERE, STOP WITH THE DRILLINGS AND THE SCRAPINGS! THAT'LL GET ME IN HERE. I SEEM TO SHOW UP OTHER PLACES WHERE THERE'S NO DRILLS, THERE'S NO SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS, I'M NO PROBLEM SHOWING UP IN OTHER PLACES, OKAY?" WHA'TS IT GONNA TAKE, OBVIOUSLY WHATEVER IT IS YOU'VE BEEN DOING HAS NOT BEEN WORKING.
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Wednesday, August 6, 2003 at 9:26 PM By the way, the "Erwin" was in reference to Erwin Rommel, some war general that I think he was talking about before this, some kind of an inside joke. Bye. —Highway 66 |
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Anonymous |
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Wednesday, August 6, 2003 at 9:26 PM People that complain about things being in all caps are SUPER-NET NERDS and internet geeks. Losers. —CALLING ALL NERDS |
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Wednesday, August 6, 2003 at 9:50 PM Ignore those jackasses and please keep posting, I dont think they realize that you have a collection that you have been working on in your spare time, plus they are probably as intelligent as the average loveline caller. So just ignore them and PLEASE keep posting. Keep up the good work. —sam |
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andrew the First |
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Wednesday, August 6, 2003 at 10:26 PM Here you guys go: I realized, you know, you don't burn many calories in the dentist's chair, you just sort of sit there, but your soul smoulders, you burn a lot of emotional calories. You know, you open the door and you get chewed out because i hadn't been there in like 14 months the chick was like, "erwin, what's it gonna take to get you in here?" first off the "what's it gonna take to get you in here" argument when your standing there is always kind of a weird one early in the morning, "what's it gonna take, what do we have to do to get you in here?" i'm thinking, "where the f--- am i honey? Were you in my goddamn living room? Am i wearing my pajamas? Where are we? I'm here! And i'll tell ya what's it gonna take to get me in here, stop with the drillings and the scrapings! That'll get me in here. I seem to show up other places where there's no drills, there's no surgical instruments, i'm no problem showing up in other places, okay?" wha'ts it gonna take, obviously whatever it is you've been doing has not been working. —Andrew |
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Wednesday, August 6, 2003 at 11:29 PM "I was just doing this just in case any of you cared to read what I had, but it's really much easier for me to do nothing"
It's a legitimate comment to point out the problem reading so much text in caps. Sure people care to read this. If you valued your time and effort you would type legibly so people would get what you intended. Your response "I DON'T OWE ANY OF YOU NOTTIN" illustrates that you are no more than an A-Hole who can't type.
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clodhopper |
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Thursday, August 7, 2003 at 5:03 PM All Caps is just really hard on the eyes, that's all. It's not a "net nerd" thing, it's "my eyes hurt if I have to read a paragraph of that stuff" thing. —clodhopper |
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Cassie the First |
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Saturday, August 9, 2003 at 1:43 PM hey highway 66, I hope don't really stop posting the transcripts. This stuff rcoks my SOUL. Don't mind the people bitching about caps, if they wanna read some classic Adam rants, they'll just have to get used to it. Take the caps off themselves, if they can't stand it so much. —Cassie |
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Angel |
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Sunday, August 10, 2003 at 12:13 PM Hey thanks for posting these. They are fun and entertaining. I hope you reconsider and continue the postings. —Angel |
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