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Tuesday, August 5, 2003 at 9:01 PM Hey,
Adam meantioned once (and only once) that he wrote a movie for himself and Jimmy Kimmel to star in. It was called "Hot for Teacher" and it was about 2 loser high school buddies who ended up teaching at the high school they performed so poorly at. I read that Adam and Jimmy got like 1 million each to write it, but that they wouldn't allow it to be made into a movie because MTV wanted to cast Johnny Noxville as the star instead of Adam or Jimmy. Does anyone know anything about this movie? I'd love to see the script...
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Miriam |
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Thursday, August 7, 2003 at 7:15 AM Call the show and ask, I bet they would take it. —Miriam |
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Logo Lou |
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Thursday, August 7, 2003 at 5:55 PM I seem to remember that they pitched a road trip picture too, even called Road Trip. They were told it wouldn't work and like 5 months later "Road Trip" came out. —Logo Lou |
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plurry |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 5:17 AM ? also, i wonder what miriam is doing right now. —plurry |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 7:45 PM my new meds are making me vomit. I JUST DID!!!! i don't remember the last time i puked when i was sober. —mandeemoo22 |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 7:53 PM That's scary. If your HMO / insurance company has a 24-hour nurse hotline, it might be a good idea to call them and ask about it. If nothing else, talk with your doctor and see if they can adjust something or at least put you on an anti-emetic. —anobody |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:00 PM i googled it! i just did! and it says that its a side effect in the first few weeks. i could also be pregnant. —mandeemoo22 |
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John Lennon |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:01 PM I thought the idea of medicine was to keep it down. I know last night when I had my "medicine", it went down so tasty. It burned my throat, but still. 
—John Lennon |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:02 PM Fucking Malibu burned your throat? Please tell me you were making a joke. —jezebel |
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John Lennon |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:04 PM
Edited Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:07 PM Yes, I was totally joking. Alcohol burning someone's throat? Impossible!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm drinking a Bud. —John Lennon |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:06 PM i googled it! i just did! and it says that its a side effect in the first few weeks In that case, definitely ask for an antiemetic (there are a lot of good ones that work well without any serious side-effects; there's no need to have to puke unless you want to). i could also be pregnant. I hope not, but if you actually were, the kid would still be better-off than any of shitlick's. —anobody |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:08 PM Alcohol burning someone's throat? Impossible Seriously though, Malibu? We're not talking vodka in a plastic bottle here. —jezebel |
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John Lennon |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:12 PM
Edited Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:13 PM ok golden throat, so nothing burns yours? i'm sure semen doesn't (any more). —John Lennon |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:17 PM
Edited Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:18 PM Who are you? No, coconut juice does not burn my throat. Did you just insinuate derogatory things about my sexual tendencies? —jezebel |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:26 PM drake: You are not funny. You are obnoxious. You are abrasive. No one here seems to like you. You do not seem to like any of us. You do not seem to enjoy it here. You post just to hear read yourself talk type. You fish for advice/opinions, which you then crap all over. There is no reason for you to be here. So why are you still posting here? —Dusty TheHick |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:26 PM Also, because I'm a virgin. That means a throat-virgin too. —jezebel |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:28 PM That's him? Now I feel guilty for being mean to him. —jezebel |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:29 PM Now I feel guilty for being mean to him If it helps - he has leukemia. —anobody |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:32 PM Stop it or I won't be able to sleep tonight. Drake. I'm very sorry. Just don't let it go to your head. —jezebel |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:35 PM Stop it or I won't be able to sleep tonight. Don't lose any sleep over it - he works damn hard to be as obnoxious, self-centered, and grating as he is. I like damn near everyone (including him), but even I want to bitch-slap him and kick him in the nads from time to time. —anobody |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:36 PM i smoked so much last night that i could feel it burning in my nose. whiskey can burn your throat. vodka can burn. but not fucking fruit juice. —mandeemoo22 |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:41 PM but not fucking fruit juice. What about pineapple juice? —anobody |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:56 PM Have you never had fresh pineapple juice? That shit can be corrosive. —anobody |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:57 PM maybe if you already have a sore throat and you drink orange juice and the acid makes it burn. maybe lemon juice if its really sour. —mandeemoo22 |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:57 PM
Edited Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 8:59 PM Y'ever drink some orange juice right after you've brushed your teeth? Makes it taste fucking nasty. —Dusty TheHick |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:00 PM OOh, I HATE when that happens! It's like the other day, I had nothing to do, so I took one of those uhhh...... —Dusty TheHick |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:03 PM No but seriously, have you ever peeled an orange when you have a papercut? Or gotten orange juice in your eye while you peel it? Seriously. —jezebel |
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John Lennon |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:11 PM I still think even though Malibu burns and tastes bad, it's not as bad as an inadvertent snowball. —John Lennon |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:12 PM it's not as bad as an inadvertent snowball. Which you have considerable experience with? —anobody |
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John Lennon |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:16 PM Well she had swallowed, so when she made the move to kiss me I accepted. —John Lennon |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:18 PM
Edited Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:21 PM Believe him, he knows. —Super Karate Monkey Death Car
No, Mikey. He said INADVERTENT snowball.
_________________________________________________________________________ Well she had swallowed, so when she made the move to kiss me I accepted. —John Lennon
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly get any dumber: Y'ever drink a soda, and after the glass is empty, you can still kinda taste it? Yeah, that's because there is still some of it lining your mouth. Uh-huh, and the same holds true of splooey.
(Not that I believe for a goddamn second that ANY adult, unrelated female has EVER "made the move to kiss [you]") —Dusty TheHick |
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jezebel |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:23 PM Also, had she swallowed, there would be no snowball. Like, duh. —jezebel |
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catloaf |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:24 PM OOh, I HATE when that happens! It's like the other day, I had nothing to do, so I took one of those uhhh...... Cheese graters? —catloaf |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:26 PM
Edited Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:27 PM Yeah! Cheese grater! And I started - you know - rubbing it against my forehead. And that started bleeding. So I grabbed one of those... —anobody |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:35 PM Yeah! Both - actually! So I cleaned my forehead with the alcohol prep and took the fillet knife and stuck it in my left eye. Now, I'm pushing it around in there - really cleaning it out, you know. Then I took my uh... —anobody |
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John Lennon |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:48 PM I don't care what anyone says, I'll be all right by myself. I don't care anymore. As for me I can sit here and bide my time
I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind.
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Giant Ghost |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:55 PM Actually, as for the Road Trip movie that he pitched, the execs didn't tell him why they disapproved, they just kind of shrugged the idea off in a very awkward way. It wasn't until Road Trip actually came out that Adam and Jimmy found out why the movie execs didn't accept the idea and acted weird when they brought it up. —Giant Ghost |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:55 PM
Edited Sunday, May 6, 2007 at 9:56 PM Unfortunately they have to do shit like that so they don't get sued by people who will claim that they 'stole their idea'. I don't care what anyone says, I'll be all right by myself. I don't care anymore. Keep telling yourself that, chap. If only it were true, you'd be in so much better shape than you are. As for me I can sit here and bide my time Waiting to die or pissing time away? I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind. Then do it. Knock off the bullshit and backpedaling. Make yourself a little vulnerable (and by that, I don't mean whining about how much your life sucks and how terrible everything is; I mean putting yourself out there - and by that, I don't mean... never mind) - magically you'll become more human, and - in addition to ridicule - you'll find acceptance and start making your claim of confidence and indifference true. —anobody |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, May 7, 2007 at 12:19 AM In high school, anobody was a varsity letterman in handball-against-the-drapes. —Dusty TheHick |
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anobody |
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Monday, May 7, 2007 at 7:11 PM I'm the Forrest Gump of it. —anobody |
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John Lennon |
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Tuesday, May 8, 2007 at 11:51 AM Jezebel: I'm sorry for saying that to you on this thread the other night. Your words hurt me and I lashed out. I hope you will forgive me. I know I was even more obnoxious than usual. Bye. —John Lennon |
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