Friday, August 1, 2003 at 12:59 AM Leno practically phones in every bit of his show. The only time I turn on "The Tonight Show" is for the musical guest. It's the only time of the show that's (almost) always guaranteed to be Leno-free. And by the way, Stern stole his whole repertoire from Steve Dahl. But who really cares? Both of them (Dahl and Stern) are incredibly un-entertaining, anyway. —Ace Rockola |