Just got to thinking, what was adam's quote about what his life was like in his 20's when he was swinging a hammer? How he couldn't get any girls because he was at work all day, so he'd come home and "Masturbate furiously and cry" is that it?
I know what your talking about and have had no luck finding it either. However, there is a simular rant called "prison" in the "profound" catagory of this site. Very funny.