Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 7:01 AM How DARE you both! Brooke Burns will be my wife soon, and your comments are out of line! She's a Texan, they have those guffaw laughs. On her it's charming, and sounds like the rubbing of a thousand angel wings. Has a lilting quality, and it's quite intoxicating. Just like how I bet her hair smells. And Ro, you're fat. Brooke Burke is fraying- still hot, mind you- but she has to make way for the new Babe Guard. Leading that charge is Brooke Burns. Both of you go wash your hands, and let us never speak of this again. —Hubba hubba | 
