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eric

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Thursday, March 6, 2003 at 8:05 PM

Adam has got some serious taste in porn. Lindsey Dawn McKinzie is hot! Also, I downloaded Taboo II. Great film. I'm thinking about calling the show again.

Eric

  

Ro

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Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 10:31 AM

Re: Porn

Taboo II is definitely classic stuff. Its too bad that they don't make porn like they used to.

Ro

  

prick stuck

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 7:44 AM
Edited Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 7:44 AM

I'm resurrecting this old thread because I think this is an important topic.

Q: Which is better, new porn or classic porn? Why?

Also: Who are your favorite porn stars? Why?

I LOVE classic porn. Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Little Oral Annie. I cut my eye-teeth (so to speak) on these great actresses (and they WERE real actresses back then). I also miss seeing hair on the pussy. I'm sick of shaved beaver everywhere nowadays. What the fuck is up with THAT? I'm not a goddamn pedophile. BRING BACK THE MUFF!!! If I had to choose among current porn stars, I guess I could get into Adriana Sage, Avena Lee, and Xtacee, because at least these actresses look like real women. But the Golden Age of Porn is long gone.

prick stuck

  

horndog

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 9:15 AM

Finally a topic I can relate to! I agree about the completely bald beaver, it's kinda creepy but I don't want a Rasputin beard down there either. I also don't like all the emphasis on anal sex in today's porn. It doesn't do much for me and I'm kinda suspicious of guys who are really into that shit. Maybe they're a little gay, do they ever stop to think of that? And if I never see another pair of fake silicone tits, that will be fine with me. Why the hell don't producers and directors try to find women with real breasts, instead of settling for girls who had basketballs stuck under their skin and sewn up?

On the other hand, I can't really get into the old "classic" porn either. There's too much stupid plot and dumb dialog and too few sex scenes. And most of the women back in the seventies and early eighties weren't the prettiest. My all time favorite is Adam's friend Christy Canyon. She's got it all, fantastic natural rack, pretty face, tight sweet ass, neatly trimmed twat, and she obviously loves sex and gets into her sex scenes. That's the most important thing of all. I'm tired of blah-zay sex scenes by bored assemblyline sex workers. That's what sucks about today's porn. It's too sloppy and unenthusiastic. The really crappy camerawork also pisses me off. So I guess I'm saying the best stuff wasn't the Golden Oldies of the seventies or the crappy stuff we get today but the truly great period of 1990-95, Christy's best period. My favorite tape is Totally Christy, that's her "Best Of" collection, it's what I watch most.

horndog

  

puck71

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 9:21 AM

Hmm, can you really use the word beaver if it's bald?? Just an idle thought...

puck71

  

horndog

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 9:23 AM

Okay, but you know what I mean. Completely bald poontang? How about that, is that better?

horndog

  

puck71

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 9:40 AM

I dunno if anything would be better, "bald beaver" just struck me as kinda funny. Not in a bad way, just funny.

puck71

  

Magnificent Bastard

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 10:59 AM


Not a fan of the gaping anus shot, myself.

Magnificent Bastard

  

Saffeau

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 11:40 AM

I am probably the only person on this forum who doesn't watch porn. It just doesn't do anything for me. Maybe because I'm a woman and porn seems to be mainly a guy thing? The porn I have seen (both gay and straight) strikes me as relentlessly crude and mechanical, which I think is pretty indicative of male sexuality in general. (Even Pan Pan, much as I love the fellow, comes off as rather crudely physical in his descriptions of love-making.)

For me, the attraction is to style and personality. The prospective lover needs to project a certain power combined with sensitivity; she must exude suavity and a subtle feeling for the needs of the would-be partner. I need to feel that the attentions I'm getting are tailored to my personal individuality. I hate it when I think I'm being fed a line, something that's been road-tested on a thousand other women in a hundred other bars. And because most porn stars are such horrible actresses, they simply cannot convey that personal, individual feeling. They lack any semblance of brains or style. They're pitiful, and that's not sexy at all.

Porn never aroused me even slightly, but certain accomplished Hollywood actresses have inflamed my fantasies. The first movie I ever masturbated to was Cecil B. DeMille's Cleopatra (1934), when I was twelve years old, watching TV late one night with my older sister and her friends. The way Claudette Colbert slinked across the screen projecting her immense self-assurance and sultriness, the way she showed you she could have anyone she wanted but chose you, I felt irresistibly drawn to her dominant personality and confident sexuality. I wanted her attention and would have given anything to get it. At the time I wasn't quite aware of what these feelings meant, or what I was doing, but I discovered that if I squeezed my thighs tightly together and rocked my bottom back and forth against my heels, the feelings intensified and grew almost unbearably sweet and tender. Since there were other people in the room, I didn't push it any further than that, for fear I might make a noise and cause everyone to stare at me. But that night I felt I had discovered some kind of dark, secret, beautiful thing that no one else knew about. To this day, that's what attracts me the most: Finding someone who can bring me back to that magical night when I first discovered my secret desires, who can give me that feeling that only she knows what I want and has the power to bestow it. Ever since then I've been Chasing Claudette.

Saffeau

  

Dr. I. M. Jakinov

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 12:03 PM

God Fucking DAMN, Saffeau!!!!

GUESS WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!!!!

Dr. I. M. Jakinov

  

Tabu 2

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 2:18 PM

He has it all yes he does. He knows how to please in every detail. He can do more than you'd ever imagine, and do it with style. He does it with me, oh yes he does. I know that you thought that you knew him. Well maybe you did, but you don't. He only reveals what he wants you to see and then shows it all and when he does, he satisfies me. If you only knew just what he could do, you'd want him too if you only knew.

Tabu 2

  

Pan Pan

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 5:02 PM
Edited Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 5:04 PM

Darling Saffeau, There's no contradiction between mooning romantically over that Certain Special Someone and reveling indiscriminately in pure mindless physicality. I can sup daintily upon oysters trufant one night and gorge myself on Bud and Big Macs the next. It's all part of the rich tapestry of life. Experiencing everything you can makes you a deeper person.

BD, only flamboyantly gay men know about the Divine Louise. Hmmmmm. That explains your moniker.

Pan Pan

  

stass

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 5:30 PM

I am also a woman but I admit I have been aroused by porn. Then again I am in a marriage and not out looking for a mate as Saffeau is. I don't watch porn much though mostly the late night sex shows on HBO or a little internet stuff once in a while.

"...gotta get it on gotta get it on...gotta get it on gotta get it on..." More from the Taboo Two soundtrack.

stass

  

Ogm

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Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 6:51 PM

Being young, I have not seen too much of the old porn. However, I did download some Taboo II scenes after hearing about it on Loveline, and I did enjoy it.

I think the best porn that is put out right now is MILF Hunter. I like it because the girls look more natural and some of them even seem to be enjoying themselves. The worst thing about porn for me is thinking about how the girls do not enjoy it, and the only reason they're doing it is because A. They're way coked up B. They really need money C. They got raped or something.

PS. Shaved all the way is the only way to go!

Ogm

  

Adam's Crows

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Friday, June 18, 2004 at 12:26 AM
Edited Friday, June 18, 2004 at 1:23 AM

"Experiencing everything you can makes you a deeper person." —Pan Pan

Deep people seeking to expand their experience of life do so and enrich their souls.

That ship sails without shallow people attempting the same things.


The porn I have seen (not much) is like all of the lesbian sex pictures I have seen. They are not believable. They look like two people posing for the picture. IMO good porn must depict true arousal and passion between the participants.

One of the best scenes with that quality is from the movie From Beyond, when Barbara Crampton comes onto the younger scientist in that leather dominatrix suit she convinced me she was turned on. This is SciFi not porn though.

This image is from Re-Animator which came before From Beyond.

Adam's Crows

  

ojibberish

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Friday, June 18, 2004 at 8:35 AM

While we're on the topic, something I happened to notice. Watch where you stick your junk.


ojibberish

  

ojibberish

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Friday, June 18, 2004 at 8:36 AM

Dude.


ojibberish

  

Saffeau

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Friday, June 18, 2004 at 6:14 PM

Yuck. That's really gross. Funny, but gross.

Saffeau

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