Thursday, June 2, 2005
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11:59 pm:
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Yep, you heard right: Tonight was my last night
as Call Screener Bryan (I always preferred that to
"PHONE Screener Bryan"-- I screened calls,
not phones). First of all, thanks for supporting
Bryan's Blog. Writing it was by far the best part
of my job for the last few months. Thanks to Silent
Virgin for helping me publish and develop it.
He/She runs a fantastic site, and I'll continue to
check in from time to time (under my secret
identity, of course).
What's next? I'll happily focus all my energy
and attention on my full-time day job... for now.
As SV can tell you, "Loveline" is a cruel mistress
who demands a lot of your time, and the burden of
working an extra 2.5 hours each night was getting
to be too much.
It's been an amazing and memorable three years.
I've made lifelong friends, met incredibly cool
celebrities, and got to work alongside two of the
most talented people in show business: Adam and
Drew. Throughout it all, I always felt like a fan
who just got lucky.
Mahalo.
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005
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10:08 pm:
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My roommate, who is in Rome for 3 weeks, left me
in charge of his Netflix account. Not that I have
any time to watch movies, but I need some
recommendations for my queue (what the hell kind of
word is that, anyway?). Suggestions?
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11:02 pm:
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A guy called and asked, "Who the hell is this
band? They suck! They're not good." After I
explained they were a joke band from "Old School,"
he said, "Oh... that explains a lot."
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11:04 pm:
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Personally, the traffic report on the radio has
come in handy for me on several occasions. But I
see what Adam's saying: it's annoying when they
break into programming on an FM music station. When
you're listening to the "Traffic every 6 minutes"
AM station, you appreciate a comprehensive traffic
report.
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11:09 pm:
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Chris's "Yes" response to Adam's venerable "Jew
or Asian?" routine ranks among the funniest moments
I've heard on this show. Great times.
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11:22 pm:
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Loveline first: A male caller named Grover. Poor
guy.
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
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10:12 pm:
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We're still getting calls from girls (and guys)
who want to name some WWII-era planes. Just when
you think our callers can't surprise us any more...
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10:27 pm:
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A disturbing revelation uncovered last weekend:
My dad loves Huell Howser. He finds him wildly
entertaining. "He's just so... happy all the
time!"
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11:14 pm:
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"Rocky III" just ended on TNT. A fine film to
watch without the sound. A few observations about
the "Rocky" series:
- Rocky Balboa was apparently a 5'7"
heavyweight champion.
- LOVE the awkwardly-gay man-hug on the beach
between Carl Weathers and Sly Stallone.
- Speaking of which, Weathers-- an NFL player
for the Oakland Raiders in the '70s-- was
clearly dogging it so Stallone could beat him in
that beach race. Painful to watch.
- Little-known fact: Dolph Lundgren (Ivan
Drago from "Rocky IV") was a Fulbright Scholar
in college!
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11:38 pm:
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And speaking of gay, Anderson and I are both
wearing pedometers these days. Whereas this is my
first day wearing one, Anderson's apparently been
wearing his for months. I'm up to about 6500 steps
today. If the internet worked on my typing machine,
I'd look up the average number of steps for a 26
year old American male.
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11:51 pm:
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Whoa... Mr. T (aka Clubber Lang) is a guest on
"The Simpsons." Eerie.
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11:52 pm:
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In case you were wondering, the new Oasis album
is fantastic. I recommend you all buy it or
download it. Legally.
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Monday, May 30, 2005
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10:17 pm:
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Don't know if they'll get to this tonight, but
apparently Adam finished his house (finally) and
had a housewarming party this weekend. Does this
mean the end of Ace's MRAC and the "TURN IT OFF!!"
routine? We'll see.
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10:42 pm:
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LOL... our new screener just asked me, "Does
Adam always go off on tangents like this?" I
literally laughed out loud.
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10:50 pm:
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For the record, I only took Noelle's call
because I knew Adam's reaction to her nonsensical
answer would be funny-- and it was. The downside is
that now ALL we're getting is girls calling in
saying "I know stuff about World War Two!" and "I
have the answer why girls don't know anything about
World War Two"-- as if THE answer actually exists,
by the way. How about this for a good question: why
don't our female callers know when the joke is
over?? Anyway, I'm paying the price now for what
was a pretty funny call. Oh well-- small price to
pay.
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11:32 pm:
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Adam's newly-minted lateness record has a shelf
life of about 2 days, I'm afraid.
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11:40 pm:
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By the way, what does it say about the
male callers who keep calling us and asking
to talk to Adam about WWII planes? Not only can
they not tell when the joke's over, they can't tell
who the joke's about.
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11:55 pm:
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Big day tomorrow-- for me, anyway. New Oasis
album hits the shelves. I'll be at Tower Records
tomorrow morning to pick it up on the way to work.
And yes, I'm a dork.
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
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10:07 pm:
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Aahhhh, Thursday. Already looking forward to the
holiday weekend. But first things first: the
continuing education of new call screener Patricia.
She's a quick learner and eager to work hard. It's
funny-- she mentioned today was her third day. I
glanced at the (Radio Girls) calendar on the wall
and realized I started here 3 years ago this month.
Wow.
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10:31 pm:
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Another reason for my lack of productivity in
terms of blog entries has to do with logistics: I
can't physically get my chair around to the typing
machine any more. This is an interesting problem,
but one that I'm determined to find a solution to.
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10:52 pm:
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I like our guest (what little of him I've heard
so far). Seems articulate and engaged-- two
excellent qualities for a Loveline guest.
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11:53 pm:
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That's the week. Expect more blog entries as
things calm down over here. In the meantime, have a
safe holiday weekend.
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